You become an immortal vampire that can stop time
but
An indifferent teenager kills you by punching you so hard your torso explodes nearly one hundred years later
I will not

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
This is referencing Jojos Bizzare Adventure, a very good anime/manga series. What it is referencing in particular is Dio Brando, the main villain of part 1 and 3 who is a vampire that has something called a Stand, his in particular is called The World. Sta... [Show full comment]

pgwfqdw last year
星尘十字军😭😭😭
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iifandomTrash 11 years ago
immortal = can't die

Monomori 3 years ago
He’s got a point
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Dexagon 5 years ago
So I'm left with only a head...wait,wait,wait...can't I stop time?

Nicole Galt 13 years ago
but.....if your immortal, then how does this even work

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago
Being unable to die is not invincible. Invincible only means you can’t take damage. Those who are invincible can die in ways other than taking damage. Have you not played a Mario game?
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SolarSerpent 8 years ago
Holy fuck. JOJO! WRYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!

Timelypat 9 years ago
Aw geez did I miss a fandom again?

exergamer9 9 years ago
jojo"s bizarre adventure

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
So...Dio?

Bobby4ever 8 years ago
Im IMMORTAL and if he does try ill just stop time and suck the life off of him the f**k

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Guys he can stop time too and besides u can only stop time for 5 to 9 seconds
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IoritzGomezMartin 9 years ago
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
ZA WARUDO

DogsDogsandDogs 9 years ago
No bad side immortal means "Can't die." So no bad side whatsoever

oksebokse 11 years ago
So.. if i die 100 years later, i'd still live longer than if i would'nt have pressed the button.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Actually most of that time is spent in a coffin underwater
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Leon Ross 13 years ago
I'd be a vampire at any cost. Rawr (^..^)

DomMags12 9 years ago
Just stop....

Lisa Honma 13 years ago
Who doesn't want to be DIO

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
KONO DIO DA
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Brayden Driedger 13 years ago
well, there are ways you could avoid this punch (being able to stop time) but if it did happen, i find walking around in a frozen world with a camera and moving people in funny or very interesting positions for (what time WOULD be) 1000 years then selling ... [Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
He can stop time too and will hit the leg of ur stand with his stand and it kills u
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Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
GO WATCH JOJOS YOULL UNDERSTAND

Pikachu876 10 years ago
Immortal means can not die so loopholes

akuma014 9 years ago
It said your immortal not invulnerable

McBmGaming 11 years ago
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dannycor2001 10 years ago
I don't want to get killed by one punch man

Anna Sharon 13 years ago
100 years? Ok. Longer than most average lifetimes so whatever man.

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
YOUR A IMMORTAL VAMPIRE

Loopiloop 11 years ago
immortal superpowers and dont floating in space forever. awesome

bowser2 10 years ago
i don't wanna become a vampire. fuck twilight

idkwhattoputhere 6 years ago
ima just pause time then punch jojo

Arose520 11 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5... [Show full comment]

TigerWhispererXD 10 years ago
If your immortal then how?

Denizelburgur 7 years ago
that guy ho will punch me is of course doom guy. there is no way it could be anyone ho"d punch me that hard.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
I don't want to be one punched to pieces (not death because you're immortal).

MiaMojii 9 years ago
Also agree

ELZEE999 11 years ago
I want to die peacefully thank you very much

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
How To Make A Bloody Teen Mary 1. Mix blood of teen with vodka in shaker 2. Shake 3. Pour in fancy cocktail glass and add celery 4. Enjoy your vampire drink 2. Shake

roflcopters 8 years ago
"Add C e l e r y , "

JesseClark9 11 years ago
I don't think the person thought this through, "Immortals" can't be killed...

sodn 10 years ago
I'm going punch everyone whith lensless glasses and donut earrings to stop that easy

Holly Davison 13 years ago
What. Just what.

maybeneverreturningtothewebsite 4 years ago
p3 good was a good part

Dogeman5 10 years ago
ikr

MelanieCrybaby 10 years ago
I didnt press the button bc i dont wanna be a vampire plus ( immortal ) duh!

Filipe Gomes 13 years ago
immortal?

SilentJill345 5 years ago
Guys i know this is crazy,but i think this is a JoJo"s reference.

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊 10 years ago
So basically,I get killed by One Punch Man

FroggyTheGamer 9 years ago
First off I'm Immortal second off (STOP TIME)

Irenetta98 11 years ago
I can stop time. You can't kill me, bro

Kulkuljator 6 years ago
Is that a Jojo reference?

MorningSunset 11 years ago
Just freeze time then move before the teenager hits you . LOl

Datgirl 9 years ago
#paradox

LBiscuit 11 years ago
Upside negates Downside, btw the person down below sucks dick hard

mysticmanaged 10 years ago
Who is there to say I can't freeze time right as they're about to punch me?

desmond2600 11 years ago
Just stop time befero she hit me

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
Not how it works

Frankyboy 12 years ago
how would he do that if i can stop time? the second i see an incoming punch -> freeze time, walk away whistling

FormalEnderman10 last year
Naaah, I'm already an enderman. And that's better then anything else.
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