You become an immortal vampire that can stop time
but
An indifferent teenager kills you by punching you so hard your torso explodes nearly one hundred years later
I will not

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
This is referencing Jojos Bizzare Adventure, a very good anime/manga series. What it is referencing in particular is Dio Brando, the main villain of part 1 and 3 who is a vampire that has something called a Stand, his in particular is called The World. Sta... [Show full comment]

pgwfqdw last year
星尘十字军😭😭😭
Load more replies

iifandomTrash 11 years ago
immortal = can't die

Monomori 3 years ago
He’s got a point
Load more replies

Dexagon 5 years ago
So I'm left with only a head...wait,wait,wait...can't I stop time?

Nicole Galt 13 years ago
but.....if your immortal, then how does this even work

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago
Being unable to die is not invincible. Invincible only means you can’t take damage. Those who are invincible can die in ways other than taking damage. Have you not played a Mario game?
Load more replies

SolarSerpent 8 years ago
Holy fuck. JOJO! WRYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!

Timelypat 9 years ago
Aw geez did I miss a fandom again?

exergamer9 9 years ago
jojo"s bizarre adventure

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
So...Dio?

Bobby4ever 9 years ago
Im IMMORTAL and if he does try ill just stop time and suck the life off of him the f**k

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Guys he can stop time too and besides u can only stop time for 5 to 9 seconds
Load more replies

IoritzGomezMartin 9 years ago
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
ZA WARUDO

DogsDogsandDogs 9 years ago
No bad side immortal means "Can't die." So no bad side whatsoever

oksebokse 11 years ago
So.. if i die 100 years later, i'd still live longer than if i would'nt have pressed the button.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Actually most of that time is spent in a coffin underwater
Load more replies

Leon Ross 13 years ago
I'd be a vampire at any cost. Rawr (^..^)

DomMags12 10 years ago
Just stop....

Lisa Honma 13 years ago
Who doesn't want to be DIO

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
KONO DIO DA
Load more replies

Brayden Driedger 13 years ago
well, there are ways you could avoid this punch (being able to stop time) but if it did happen, i find walking around in a frozen world with a camera and moving people in funny or very interesting positions for (what time WOULD be) 1000 years then selling ... [Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
He can stop time too and will hit the leg of ur stand with his stand and it kills u
Load more replies

Frankyboy 12 years ago
how would he do that if i can stop time? the second i see an incoming punch -> freeze time, walk away whistling

FormalEnderman10 last year
Naaah, I'm already an enderman. And that's better then anything else.

Chickenparm 8 years ago
Ahem.. IMMORTAL, remember?

desmond2600 11 years ago
Just stop time befero she hit me

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
Not how it works

bruhbithergith 5 years ago
it would be quite stressful living the first few hundred years knowing that awful pain would come

PierraNova 10 years ago
SO NO CHI NO SADAME.....JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOO ! MUDA ! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA....MUDA !!!!!

XTempest 9 years ago
DIO!

KonoDioDa 11 years ago
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

madmen127 10 years ago
Using my true luck from my last choosing, maybe "that guy" will punch its head

Matthew Lim 11 years ago
immortal=unable to die.. so you can't really die from a teen

Shafie1211 10 years ago
Hey atleast i got a hundred years worth of life....thats fine by me

niftyninja4 6 years ago
If your immortal you cant die so no downside

Gredias 11 years ago
ZA WARUDO!

TheMonteCarloMethod 10 years ago
Well, it's simple. Don't kick with your bad leg.

Crashdichko 7 years ago
Well if it"s in a hundred years I would live longer than an average person so it actually has no downside

GeniusFX 11 years ago
ONE PUNCH MAN

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊 11 years ago
I love One Punch Man!

Mastergodown 9 years ago
I could already live longer without this

smsff7 11 years ago
I can stop time and run off or kill him so he fails.

Neil2610 8 years ago
Simply live deep under water, and stop time every time I surface to get food.

battalion wars 11 years ago
yeah

C1M1P6E02 10 years ago
Couldn't i just stop time when he/she goes to punch me then walk out of sight then un-stop time after he/she punches the air i mean it does not say he/she tries again afterwards right?

The_Random.guyy 2 years ago
Is that the same type of question as star platinum?

Dogeman5 10 years ago
ikr

Ansvamp 10 years ago
Just stop time and get away from the person/get a way to kill them or something

Flappysnapp1 5 years ago
Yare yare daze

xJelly_Pandax 11 years ago
You can stop time and just kill the little bitch before he kills you

ItsJeffTime 9 years ago
I see a paradox incoming...

Jedimasterstarr 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

ISuckAtMakingUsernames 6 years ago
If it"s a jojo reference I'm in

INTENSE M0NK3Y 11 years ago
Immortal means nothing can kill u u fuckin idiot

smite 9 years ago
Jojo reference

TotallyAnonymous 11 years ago
sonictorin: go F*** yourself.

MagDown 10 years ago
is this a JoJo reference? It feels like it but I'm not quite sure

iBengs 11 years ago
That makes no sense...

selfie_queen 9 years ago
Just stop time when he"s about to punch you and walk away it"s that simple

HeroicDax 12 years ago
Exactly
Load more comments