You become an immortal vampire that can stop time
but
An indifferent teenager kills you by punching you so hard your torso explodes nearly one hundred years later
I will not


MayaSF18 days ago
The second I see the word immortal on any of these I just click don't press 'cause immortality is one of the worst curses ever, even if it's considered the good part

Epichambonewin10 years ago
This is referencing Jojos Bizzare Adventure, a very good anime/manga series. What it is referencing in particular is Dio Brando, the main villain of part 1 and 3 who is a vampire that has something called a Stand, his in particular is called The World. Sta...[Show full comment]

Buplast year
Funny though
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iifandomTrash10 years ago
immortal = can't die

Monomori2 years ago
He’s got a point
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Dexagon4 years ago
So I'm left with only a head...wait,wait,wait...can't I stop time?

Nicole Galt12 years ago
but.....if your immortal, then how does this even work

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
Being unable to die is not invincible. Invincible only means you can’t take damage. Those who are invincible can die in ways other than taking damage. Have you not played a Mario game?
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SolarSerpent7 years ago
Holy fuck. JOJO! WRYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!

Timelypat8 years ago
Aw geez did I miss a fandom again?

exergamer98 years ago
jojo"s bizarre adventure

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
So...Dio?

Bobby4ever7 years ago
Im IMMORTAL and if he does try ill just stop time and suck the life off of him the f**k

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
Guys he can stop time too and besides u can only stop time for 5 to 9 seconds
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IoritzGomezMartin8 years ago
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
ZA WARUDO

DogsDogsandDogs8 years ago
No bad side immortal means "Can't die." So no bad side whatsoever

oksebokse10 years ago
So.. if i die 100 years later, i'd still live longer than if i would'nt have pressed the button.

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
Actually most of that time is spent in a coffin underwater
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Leon Ross12 years ago
I'd be a vampire at any cost. Rawr (^..^)

DomMags128 years ago
Just stop....

Lisa Honma12 years ago
Who doesn't want to be DIO

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
KONO DIO DA
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Brayden Driedger12 years ago
well, there are ways you could avoid this punch (being able to stop time) but if it did happen, i find walking around in a frozen world with a camera and moving people in funny or very interesting positions for (what time WOULD be) 1000 years then selling ...[Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
He can stop time too and will hit the leg of ur stand with his stand and it kills u
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dontcareneverwill 9 years ago
Wait what your immortal ???????

UtkuDxD5 years ago
JOJO REFERENCE FUCK YEAH

Mike2939 years ago
ya ummm... im immortal???????????????

AnimeLionWolf1238 years ago
First- Vampire HELL YEAH/ Second- Immortality- HELL YES/ Third- Stopping time UH FUCK YEAH

sonictorin10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

evilman1234567 years ago
you become beast boy from teen titans go but...

evilman1234567 years ago
you become beast boy from teen titans go but...https://willyoupressthebutton.com/463140

JacobDoesLife8 years ago
What if you stop time just before you die.?Would you die and time would be frozen forever or would you be frozen in an almost dead state?

Stephen Kirton12 years ago
Wait... Hold up a minute... *walks away*

Sorario3119 years ago
Most badass way to die

dannycor20018 years ago
I don't want to get killed by one punch man

Anna Sharon12 years ago
100 years? Ok. Longer than most average lifetimes so whatever man.

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
GO WATCH JOJOS YOULL UNDERSTAND

Pikachu8769 years ago
Immortal means can not die so loopholes

akuma0147 years ago
It said your immortal not invulnerable

McBmGaming10 years ago
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idkwhattoputhere5 years ago
ima just pause time then punch jojo

Arose5209 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5...[Show full comment]

TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago
YOUR A IMMORTAL VAMPIRE

Loopiloop10 years ago
immortal superpowers and dont floating in space forever. awesome

bowser29 years ago
i don't wanna become a vampire. fuck twilight

MiaMojii8 years ago
Also agree

ELZEE99910 years ago
I want to die peacefully thank you very much

TigerWhispererXD9 years ago
If your immortal then how?

Denizelburgur6 years ago
that guy ho will punch me is of course doom guy. there is no way it could be anyone ho"d punch me that hard.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet10 years ago
I don't want to be one punched to pieces (not death because you're immortal).

maybeneverreturningtothewebsite3 years ago
p3 good was a good part

Dogeman59 years ago
ikr

AmazingDragons7 years ago
How To Make A Bloody Teen Mary 1. Mix blood of teen with vodka in shaker 2. Shake 3. Pour in fancy cocktail glass and add celery 4. Enjoy your vampire drink 2. Shake

roflcopters7 years ago
"Add C e l e r y , "

JesseClark910 years ago
I don't think the person thought this through, "Immortals" can't be killed...

sodn8 years ago
I'm going punch everyone whith lensless glasses and donut earrings to stop that easy

Holly Davison12 years ago
What. Just what.

FroggyTheGamer7 years ago
First off I'm Immortal second off (STOP TIME)

Irenetta9810 years ago
I can stop time. You can't kill me, bro

MelanieCrybaby9 years ago
I didnt press the button bc i dont wanna be a vampire plus ( immortal ) duh!

Filipe Gomes12 years ago
immortal?
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