You will be beamed aboard a spaceship, and befriend the aliens, and explore the entire universe with them, using their technology to expand your life and health for several thousand of years.
but
but you will never return to earth, and never find another human being of someone compatible to love.
I will not


The Sir9 years ago
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PlayerE642 years ago
I think you pressed it enough
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evan29boi4 years ago
yes

christian W9 years ago
You mean.... i wont see my girlfriend ever again......WAHOOOOOO!

Darth_zankour9 years ago
Beam me up Scotty!

RebeccaReinhardt8 years ago
Original star trek is best. Honestly I don't understand why they added klingons or why star trek fans spend so much time and effort to learn the fake language when they don't know the basic (presumably 8) languages here IRL.

Zhane Sama Senpai12 years ago
fuck yea. alien titties

CLXSSIFIEDlast year
That's WILD, I'm down hommie
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jaureguidreams9 years ago
The Doctor is better tho lol

Hitlerspornhub9 years ago
KILL MORE JEWS

Ray Marc9 years ago
Bro, do i hav to tell you how much of an asshole you are? You desserve to feel the pain of all the people that died in the camps at one shot.

Alexa Wilcox12 years ago
Look! It's the plot of Futurama!

xxxxx9 years ago
So tuprue

Erin O'Brien12 years ago
hell yeah! Fuck this planet and the human race. Only way that would be sweeter is if I also get to be a kick ass alien.

I LOOK AT U9 years ago
Hell ya

Taylor Haggarty12 years ago
Oh Yeah! TARDIS here I come!

Migdin18 years ago
How should i know that its a spaceship, it does not look like one, i thought it was just a time machine, that can teleport.
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Grace Horaski12 years ago
Doctor, here I come!

Timelypat8 years ago
Weeeellll... Noooot exaaaactly...

Brycen Fields12 years ago
CRAP NO!!!!!!!

XxDiamondxX9 years ago
Thank you

Conner Wolf12 years ago
I would like to beam aboard an all-female race please

FunnyaWisky9 years ago
What if the aliens look like humans but with amazing powers win win

mimideath2 years ago
i love big big big big big big big big big reptilian big big big alien men

Otaku_Matt 9 years ago
What about aliens?

Lizzytrash298 years ago
I hate humanity anyway

doctor10 years ago
I WAS THINKING JUST WAT THOSEFANDOMSS SAID!!!!!!!and plus it is my dream to travel with the doctor in the TARDIS but he hangs around Earth a lot.

Toy94Chica9 years ago
din't have time to read :P

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Anything to make my Monday better

Brian Poole12 years ago
I would keep you all safe and aliens where do I sign

Etharian9 years ago
"...and never find another human being of someone compatible to love." Ok I'll just enjoy some hot alien action instead.

Jdawg0602228 years ago
lol FUTURAMA

Axtion Bastrd12 years ago
Get some hot aliens on my inflatable poo-jabber, where do I sign?

HalfobsidionYT9 years ago
who says you still can't make love?

losingluke7 years ago
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY

Cakeman10 years ago
The lulz, or should i sei lülz. No i shoudnnnt dat speeeelng it is teg lölzzzz!!

Chill-cloud29 days ago
章北海

pizzarobot639 years ago
Good, I hate humans

AlexVäinämöinen7 years ago
XD all those aromantics who don’t give a shit about falling in love with someone.

Ghastly72610 years ago
just love a gay alien c:

animenerd 9 years ago
Do I still get to keep my phone and laptop? Is there internet?

Ifredward8 years ago
Guardians of the galaxy?

gijswillem111 years ago
No human beigns star trek here i come

Creepersrule109 years ago
So StarLord basically?

Emberthecoolest3 years ago
I would just bill and Ted my personality for this one

murio9 years ago
you can solve your love whit the aliens ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

CresentMoon9 years ago
BUT I STILL HAVEN'T EXPLORED THE WORLD I LIVE YET!!!! I NEED TO AFFILIATE MYSELF WITH MY HOME WORLD BEFORE I JUST GET BORED OF IT AND LEAVE!!!!!

DanMemetrash27 years ago
I'm on my way, Doctor!

GodsBadAssBlade10 years ago
no, i cant... i just love him too much to not be able to return to earth

Shokhin8 years ago
I want human girls instead

Bryan Hall12 years ago
im ok with this.

RandomnessInc7 years ago
Anything to get of the god-forsaken rock

Cakeman10 years ago
Earth Sucks! So long suckaz. lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölö lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölö lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölö lölölölölölölölöl...[Show full comment]

Angel_funbun8 years ago
Ugg live for thousands of years? How about just until all of my family and friends die then be assassinated ok?

I will not9 years ago
Alien love 😘👽

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
I'll be with all my friends when I get beamed up

Eplayer_822 years ago
Doesn't say I can't bring a friend with

l0RD dratcuF9 years ago
can i still jackoff?

MURP8 years ago
I WOULD JUST FUCK THE FUCKING ALIEN IF I WAS DESPERATE!!! XD 😂😂😂😂
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