You will be beamed aboard a spaceship, and befriend the aliens, and explore the entire universe with them, using their technology to expand your life and health for several thousand of years.
but
but you will never return to earth, and never find another human being of someone compatible to love.
I will not

Maharid 10 months ago
I will simply love this.

The Sir 10 years ago
*presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *... [Show full comment]

PlayerE64 4 years ago
I think you pressed it enough
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christian W 11 years ago
You mean.... i wont see my girlfriend ever again......WAHOOOOOO!

evan29boi 6 years ago
yes

Darth_zankour 11 years ago
Beam me up Scotty!

RebeccaReinhardt 9 years ago
Original star trek is best. Honestly I don't understand why they added klingons or why star trek fans spend so much time and effort to learn the fake language when they don't know the basic (presumably 8) languages here IRL.

Zhane Sama Senpai 13 years ago
fuck yea. alien titties

CLXSSIFIED 2 years ago
That's WILD, I'm down hommie
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jaureguidreams 10 years ago
The Doctor is better tho lol

Erin O'Brien 13 years ago
hell yeah! Fuck this planet and the human race. Only way that would be sweeter is if I also get to be a kick ass alien.

I LOOK AT U 10 years ago
Hell ya

Alexa Wilcox 13 years ago
Look! It's the plot of Futurama!

xxxxx 10 years ago
So tuprue

Taylor Haggarty 13 years ago
Oh Yeah! TARDIS here I come!

Migdin1 9 years ago
How should i know that its a spaceship, it does not look like one, i thought it was just a time machine, that can teleport.
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Grace Horaski 13 years ago
Doctor, here I come!

Timelypat 9 years ago
Weeeellll... Noooot exaaaactly...

Brycen Fields 13 years ago
CRAP NO!!!!!!!

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago
Thank you

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
I would like to beam aboard an all-female race please

Boopdeshoop 9 years ago
Fuck the alien

Cakeman 11 years ago
Earth Sucks! So long suckaz. lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölö... [Show full comment]

Herogaia 10 years ago
what kind of aliens

BamIsKing 11 years ago
Time for alien buttsex

cptStork 12 years ago
Alrighty... time to find me a Catian!

Eldeth 10 years ago
So you can be beamed up by a cute and nerdy alien girl? HELL YEAH Or even better meet the doctor and have awesome adventures and meet a Cute and nerdy alien girl? EVEN BETTER!!!

Shrek2onDVD 2 years ago
Five nights at Freddy's

B2bit 11 years ago
I'll make love with an alien.

AssHar 9 years ago
Do I get to choose the alien species? Yeah set me up with them protoss, they"re cool as all hell.

Cutey45390 10 years ago
Press that motherfucking button

Lucybear23 11 years ago
fuck a robot.

Datfunnyman 9 years ago
It"s simple math, fuck the aliens

ThoseFandomss 12 years ago
DOCTOR WHO BITCHES

Starseedchild 8 years ago
save the button for before your death and then use it and then you got their tech to live for a long time.

kvk4life 11 years ago
three words: MASTURBATION IN SPACE!!!

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago
Aromantic snicker

weirdguy597 11 years ago
Alien ducks would be fun to look at lol

CornSpielt 10 years ago
Cows are Like Pigs if u shoot a mushroom im scared of toasters

SpaceLizard24 8 months ago
I'm a sci Fi nerd. Maybe I'll regret it later, but my gut is telling me to press. Maybe I'll find a handsome alien too...

Jesse44559 11 years ago
Just bring a girl/boy with you

SoConflictingToAnswer 9 years ago
Well you always have a hand...

gamerdude 11 years ago
im an otaku i will wait for when i find an alien race of cat girls

Logicalconclusion385 4 years ago
all this stated was that i will never find another human... never said i won't find a human like being...

Gavin 11 years ago
What if I fall in love with a alien

Lizzytrash29 9 years ago
Where"s the downside

doctor 12 years ago
I WAS THINKING JUST WAT THOSEFANDOMSS SAID!!!!!!!and plus it is my dream to travel with the doctor

Mysticgohan45 10 years ago
Soooooo rick and morty

Doomguy777 9 years ago
Fuck yeah alien mouths

Joejoeyo 11 years ago
I only care if they have computers and great internet and stuff.

DJDesolation 11 years ago
of someone compatible to love? i think it meant or? and that's fine. sex doesn't have to be about love. it can be just pure carnal enjoyment of that alien booty.

REGEN 11 years ago
The aliens will be your true love

Karlnova 9 years ago
I'm a loner

Cakeman 11 years ago
Earth Sucks! So long suckaz. lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölö... [Show full comment]

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago
Alien pussy 😂

Eric Booker 13 years ago
hahahahahaha i do that every tuesday!

wojid 9 years ago
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Hetastuck Trash 12 years ago
DOOOOOOOWEEEEDOOOOO
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