You will be beamed aboard a spaceship, and befriend the aliens, and explore the entire universe with them, using their technology to expand your life and health for several thousand of years.
but
but you will never return to earth, and never find another human being of someone compatible to love.
I will not


The Sir9 years ago
*presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *presses button* *...[Show full comment]

PlayerE642 years ago
I think you pressed it enough
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christian W9 years ago
You mean.... i wont see my girlfriend ever again......WAHOOOOOO!

evan29boi4 years ago
yes

Darth_zankour9 years ago
Beam me up Scotty!

RebeccaReinhardt8 years ago
Original star trek is best. Honestly I don't understand why they added klingons or why star trek fans spend so much time and effort to learn the fake language when they don't know the basic (presumably 8) languages here IRL.

Zhane Sama Senpai12 years ago
fuck yea. alien titties

CLXSSIFIEDlast year
That's WILD, I'm down hommie
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jaureguidreams9 years ago
The Doctor is better tho lol

Hitlerspornhub9 years ago
KILL MORE JEWS

Ray Marc9 years ago
Bro, do i hav to tell you how much of an asshole you are? You desserve to feel the pain of all the people that died in the camps at one shot.

Erin O'Brien12 years ago
hell yeah! Fuck this planet and the human race. Only way that would be sweeter is if I also get to be a kick ass alien.

I LOOK AT U9 years ago
Hell ya

Alexa Wilcox12 years ago
Look! It's the plot of Futurama!

xxxxx9 years ago
So tuprue

Taylor Haggarty12 years ago
Oh Yeah! TARDIS here I come!

Migdin18 years ago
How should i know that its a spaceship, it does not look like one, i thought it was just a time machine, that can teleport.
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Grace Horaski12 years ago
Doctor, here I come!

Timelypat8 years ago
Weeeellll... Noooot exaaaactly...

Brycen Fields12 years ago
CRAP NO!!!!!!!

XxDiamondxX9 years ago
Thank you

Conner Wolf12 years ago
I would like to beam aboard an all-female race please

JackRock8 years ago
what kind of aliens

BamIsKing 9 years ago
Time for alien buttsex

Boopdeshoop7 years ago
Fuck the alien

Cakeman10 years ago
Earth Sucks! So long suckaz. lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölö...[Show full comment]

Shrek2onDVD9 months ago
Five nights at Freddy's

B2bit9 years ago
I'll make love with an alien.

AssHar8 years ago
Do I get to choose the alien species? Yeah set me up with them protoss, they"re cool as all hell.

cptStork10 years ago
Alrighty... time to find me a Catian!

Eldeth9 years ago
So you can be beamed up by a cute and nerdy alien girl? HELL YEAH Or even better meet the doctor and have awesome adventures and meet a Cute and nerdy alien girl? EVEN BETTER!!!

Lucybear2310 years ago
fuck a robot.

Datfunnyman8 years ago
It"s simple math, fuck the aliens

ThoseFandomss 11 years ago
DOCTOR WHO BITCHES

Cutey453909 years ago
Press that motherfucking button

AJSAWESOME18 years ago
Aromantic snicker

weirdguy597 9 years ago
Alien ducks would be fun to look at lol

Starseedchild7 years ago
save the button for before your death and then use it and then you got their tech to live for a long time.

kvk4life10 years ago
three words: MASTURBATION IN SPACE!!!

Jesse445599 years ago
Just bring a girl/boy with you

SoConflictingToAnswer7 years ago
Well you always have a hand...

gamerdude10 years ago
im an otaku i will wait for when i find an alien race of cat girls

CornSpielt9 years ago
Cows are Like Pigs if u shoot a mushroom im scared of toasters

Lizzytrash298 years ago
Where"s the downside

doctor11 years ago
I WAS THINKING JUST WAT THOSEFANDOMSS SAID!!!!!!!and plus it is my dream to travel with the doctor

Mysticgohan459 years ago
Soooooo rick and morty

Logicalconclusion3853 years ago
all this stated was that i will never find another human... never said i won't find a human like being...

Gavin9 years ago
What if I fall in love with a alien

Joejoeyo9 years ago
I only care if they have computers and great internet and stuff.

DJDesolation10 years ago
of someone compatible to love? i think it meant or? and that's fine. sex doesn't have to be about love. it can be just pure carnal enjoyment of that alien booty.

Doomguy7778 years ago
Fuck yeah alien mouths

Karlnova7 years ago
I'm a loner

Cakeman10 years ago
Earth Sucks! So long suckaz. lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl lölölölölölölölölölölölölölö...[Show full comment]

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago
Alien pussy 😂

Eric Booker12 years ago
hahahahahaha i do that every tuesday!

REGEN9 years ago
The aliens will be your true love

TorrentialChaoss5 months ago
Nah. That just sounds like pissing the aliens off

Pika Girl9 years ago
But there's no wifi in space! Nuuuuuuu

wojid8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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