You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
I will not


jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee8 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb3 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh9 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive6667 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie8 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone6 months ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Aguydude8 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu3 months ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY8 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame8 years ago
Creepy lol

Useful_PotatO7 years ago
I work alone.

Stefanie Hill12 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool7 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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ST3ALTHY8 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention8 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee28 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ1279 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci12 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF7 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson12 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life9 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame8 years ago
Bitter are you?
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Taylor Converse12 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

(*_*)9 years ago
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LilmanMarcell7 years ago
Ok won’t
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Devosen5 years ago
I must have the newest comment here

Kelvin8e229 years ago
I don't think become batman is great.

JDexter8 years ago
Now just to find a kid messing my batmobile tires

kissmycheeks(mybuttcheeks)10 years ago
worth it

Pusheeny7 years ago
My mom already died. Not father D:

abcd12349 years ago
"You are batman But You are batman"

JMT2968 years ago
hate batman

kailaamethyst11 years ago
Batmannnnn >:D

MClover :D9 years ago
What if someone's adopted then there v its problem... kinda

I push your button!9 years ago
Your adopted parents count as y our parents then

ModSavvy9 years ago
Better than them mentally hurting me.

Laura Motherway12 years ago
Im batman

Kingscorpion9 years ago
So a legit batman?

mbibjnh7 years ago
But you are in the good guys

Chrono9 years ago
So you really become batman

dedirake4 years ago
I am Batman? YES. Am i rich? NO.

Kazuto kirigiah 9 years ago
I never lived em any way bye bye ×-× ×-×

cat12210210 years ago
Who WOULDN'T want to be Batman. He's fucking BATMAN!

Rizaldi9 years ago
Wtf

MrDerp6410 years ago
Batmans parents are dead

Holly Jo9 years ago
You wouldn't really be batman if your parents were alive

ZorroFf5 years ago
I dont want to be batman

Narwhalnation9 years ago
Whoa a lot of people hate their parents.

Kristin Kern12 years ago
You know.. If you're Batman his parents are already dead so either way you wont have parents

jjammin1239 years ago
But what if someone's parents are already dead?

Ddotness227 years ago
I was batman before it was cool!

lols banta9 years ago
what this many people want there parents dead

VXII9 years ago
Thats what makes Batman Batman....

BIGDOG5720049 years ago
Who cares im bat man

ZEPRELEN8 years ago
So... Like life is strange?

randompanda360010 years ago
being batman comes with haveing no perents as batmn has no parents so yer sure, even though i love my parens

Grimlon9 years ago
batmans parents ARE dead anyway

BeanstheKingBeetle9 months ago
literally batman

IdkImSomeone6 months ago
Exactly

psycho_squirrel10 years ago
No downside for me. IGN rating 1/10

(*_*)9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

LilmanMarcell7 years ago
Ok won’t
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