You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
I will not

jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee 9 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb 5 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh 11 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive666 9 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie 9 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone 2 years ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Stefanie Hill 13 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Aguydude 9 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu 2 years ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame 10 years ago
Creepy lol

Useful_PotatO 8 years ago
I work alone.

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention 9 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee2 9 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ127 10 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci 13 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF 9 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson 13 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life 11 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame 10 years ago
Bitter are you?
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Taylor Converse 13 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

AlmondeClorox 11 years ago
I'll press the button if I can be Saitama lol

MyNameIsJeff1234 8 years ago
batman is batman cuz he"s is rich and his parents are already dead, so there is no downside

fangseus 11 years ago
No shit.

10skin 10 years ago
Batman's parents are dead

CalvinCrayGames 9 years ago
I’m in the life of the Batman...

Furry7032 11 years ago
That happens anyways so yea...

Xanderknight44 10 years ago
Well to be batman your parents have to be dead....thats why he's batman....

Hayley Seragaki 13 years ago
DEAN.

PoppysSocks last year
Nice try, I already am Batman.

Cutie cooler gamer 11 years ago
Ok with this Lol

Magical.Death.Spit 11 years ago
Wow no ty

Totyjoe 11 years ago
Sorry mom

someguydoesaslap 6 years ago
im bat man but i am also bat man

creepwn 11 years ago
well I havn't seen my father for years but I still love my mother very much soooooo... nope...

codeanator gamer 11 years ago
lol my previous button (literaly last time) was You become Batman but but your parents are brutally murdered in front of you

ismayonnaiseaninstrument7 7 years ago
First, I'm female, second, why the frick would I wanna be older than I-

Leogon 11 years ago
In that case im really batman -_-

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
Of course they'd be dead if I was Batman.

AF 9 years ago
Upside: you"re Batman. Downside: you"re Batman. And I'm female, so I wouldn't want to be bat man.. Maybe Batwoman, it"d such a thing exists.

SuperVincent1252 11 years ago
Batman sucks

Rianne Victoria Isis Rosemound-Falkenskjern 13 years ago
I'm Batman

Little Snowflake 11 years ago
Can't see the upside.

ihaveaway 10 years ago
batman doesn't have parents in the first place, no downside yo idiyaht

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
I'm Batman

Cheeese 2 years ago
so.. batman

llabtoof 11 years ago
soooo the question is just your batman cuz his parents died

Duh_itz_Ava 9 years ago
I'm batman

Domixss 11 years ago
Batmans parents are dead. Yeah

Devosen 6 years ago
I must have the newest comment here

Kelvin8e22 11 years ago
I don't think become batman is great.

JDexter 10 years ago
Now just to find a kid messing my batmobile tires

kissmycheeks(mybuttcheeks) 11 years ago
worth it

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LilmanMarcell 9 years ago
Ok won’t
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JMT296 10 years ago
hate batman

kailaamethyst 12 years ago
Batmannnnn >:D
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