You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
I will not


jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee8 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb3 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh9 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive6668 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie8 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone7 months ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Aguydude8 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu5 months ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY9 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame8 years ago
Creepy lol

Stefanie Hill12 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool7 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Useful_PotatO7 years ago
I work alone.

ST3ALTHY9 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention8 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI4 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee28 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ1279 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci12 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF7 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson12 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life9 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame8 years ago
Bitter are you?
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Taylor Converse12 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

TurfyMink10 years ago
So technically you are batman completely

Lyurskanen9 years ago
MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAAAD!!!

Aiden641last year
I can revive my parents

rynothedino9 years ago
screw them

adamadam9 years ago
no wonder BATMAN HAS NO PARENTS

Pie_Number_45 years ago
A Lose-lose scenario

Karsh10 years ago
I don't like Batman anyway.

RachelE088 years ago
Hate batman, love my parents

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser10 years ago
I DONT CARR

MyNameIsJeff12347 years ago
batman is batman cuz he"s is rich and his parents are already dead, so there is no downside

fangseus10 years ago
No shit.

10skin9 years ago
Batman's parents are dead

AlmondeClorox9 years ago
I'll press the button if I can be Saitama lol

Xanderknight449 years ago
Well to be batman your parents have to be dead....thats why he's batman....

Hayley Seragaki12 years ago
DEAN.

Cutie cooler gamer9 years ago
Ok with this Lol

CalvinCrayGames7 years ago
I’m in the life of the Batman...

Furry703210 years ago
That happens anyways so yea...

someguydoesaslap4 years ago
im bat man but i am also bat man

creepwn10 years ago
well I havn't seen my father for years but I still love my mother very much soooooo... nope...

Magical.Death.Spit10 years ago
Wow no ty

Totyjoe9 years ago
Sorry mom

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Of course they'd be dead if I was Batman.

codeanator gamer9 years ago
lol my previous button (literaly last time) was You become Batman but but your parents are brutally murdered in front of you

ismayonnaiseaninstrument76 years ago
First, I'm female, second, why the frick would I wanna be older than I-

Leogon10 years ago
In that case im really batman -_-

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
Can't see the upside.

AF7 years ago
Upside: you"re Batman. Downside: you"re Batman. And I'm female, so I wouldn't want to be bat man.. Maybe Batwoman, it"d such a thing exists.

SuperVincent125210 years ago
Batman sucks

Rianne Victoria Isis Rosemound-Falkenskjern12 years ago
I'm Batman

Duh_itz_Ava8 years ago
I'm batman

Domixss10 years ago
Batmans parents are dead. Yeah

ihaveaway9 years ago
batman doesn't have parents in the first place, no downside yo idiyaht

Angel Lewis12 years ago
I'm Batman

Cheeeselast year
so.. batman
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