Will You Press The Button?

Your urine escapes painlessly as a pleasant smelling vapour.

but

Everybody who finds out about it wants you to pee on them but never says anything about it.

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wifetricklast year

i love you

Night Cat9 years ago

"your urine escapes painlessly" as opposed to what? The norm of an excruciating pain when you pee? OP, go see a doctor!

MouseGirl3 years ago

I want to like my oen reply

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Ceptonic49 years ago

What was this guy smoking when he wrote this?

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Children

Peridot3949 years ago

If your pee hurts, you should see a doctor. It could be a UTI.

hollyskyes9 years ago

at least they don't tell you they want you to pee on them.

Kaitie Z9 years ago

This one's great. I died laughing (not literally) imma press dis button

TheTrueBoi6 years ago

That"s oddly specific

stillfuture2076 years ago

Isn't that how it always works?

JOKE'S ON YOU9 years ago

JOKE'S ON YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO PEE ON THEM ANYWAYS

Logan Tucker Arksey12 years ago

laughed out loud at this one.

gac3032 years ago

bro this literally predates internet time traveler?????????

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Joe Larson12 years ago

How high was the person who wrote this?

OctoWizard7 years ago

very

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bailybailybailybaily8 years ago

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS WHAT THE HELL

Yellowredstone6 years ago

Why do people not like this? They don't say anything about it anyway.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

At least I get chix

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

Just cause they want it doesn't mean they'll get it.

Zachary Senecal12 years ago

I'm not seeing a real down side to this

Dpooly9999 years ago

Hah. Hah. (=\\\\

Grayson Clark12 years ago

I got purfume dick

ButtonUnMaster3 years ago

Put ur pp juice on me

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LilacKs7 years ago

Wha in the world.

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Why would you piss on someone

fenix2509 years ago

As disturbing as this is, the downside DOES say they will never ask you to do that... so, technically no downside? Hopefully? ...*doesn't press just to be safe*

rumpleam4939 years ago

u even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her armrnBoy: you're not pretty........[Show full comment]

Cooldude1238 years ago

WHAT...WHAT.

Threeturnip22683 years ago

I respect you more than my

Catchris10 years ago

Well now

Jaysonsaids8 years ago

This happens to me already.....wait

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

???

fartoholic2010 years ago

Shire

JeffVee8 years ago

I knew I shouldn't have showed grandpa how to use this app

cow4cow9 years ago

How will they find out

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Just don't tell anyone

hunterdamaniac9 years ago

ive already peed on alot of people so...win win?

HDDN_RUNE17 years ago

GOD IS DED

Timothy Johnson12 years ago

Well it'lle be our little secret, K?

DucksRCool4 months ago

downside?

AshBoy9 years ago

What kind of question is this

Paige15428 years ago

Why did so many peeps press the button

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

Wtf?! Lmao

theodore9 years ago

Das fine with me

Badidas4 years ago

This just means i can piss myself

Redna10 years ago

oh well then

Bonzi Bonnie9 years ago

Im confus

Jeremiah Vires12 years ago

YES

HyperSeymour8 years ago

No downside at all. Also, I'll pee on you if you pay me.

Grrness9 years ago

Made me laugh a little, sure why not? ðŸ˜…

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

...pee is meant to be painful? and no downsides.

ManiacStar9 years ago

I will never know so wheres the downside?

Litsquadpizza8 years ago

Ladys forgot thier purfume i got this

Brennanbug3 9 years ago

Who the fuck smell their pee

goldemert2282 years ago

ну получается я ходящие духи)

RocketGirl110 years ago

gross... but whatever floats their boat

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