You own the internet, and receive a commission from google and facebook of $250000 every day
but
You are hated by everyone, and a band of blood thirsty hippies try to make you shut down the internet
I will not

Ask Master 11 years ago
Kill the band and make a YouTube channel to make everyone like you again

DestiniesTide 10 years ago
Lol and say what I'm Sorry bout killing hippies?
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DSD2789 11 years ago
"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this

Migdin1 10 years ago
Soo they are normal people?

IAmJeesus 11 years ago
Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.

Comrade Ivan 10 years ago
Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!

shadowhacked 11 years ago
say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
They want you to shut down the internet

TheWiseGuru 10 years ago
"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?

Damian Grager 13 years ago
Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)

DFDragonFire 8 years ago
No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.
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Chinese potato 11 years ago
Use the money to make the Internet better

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 8 years ago
False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).

The_Plague 6 years ago
Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)

dannu231 11 years ago
just don't shut it down

RetardedHamster 11 years ago
why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?

Tox943 11 years ago
I can ban them

Sum3Dud3 9 years ago
Fuking Hippies.

FilthyFrank420blazeit 9 years ago
What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.

Migdin1 10 years ago
Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
Everything but hippies, please.

DestiniesTide 10 years ago
Lol

GGuy12345 11 years ago
CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

CRAZYBoxers2013 9 years ago
So if i got that money i can get bodyguards or aa damn ar-15

The Tiger 10 years ago
WTF is this supposed to be?!

smartass 11 years ago
Sure just use the money to bribe the president to get protesting banned for ever duh

jshaw71 10 years ago
Get a new identity, maybe get plastic surgey to look like someone else, make donations to the hippies, and other groups, and charities, under my new identity...

HuMorat 5 months ago
I want money

atrus 11 years ago
Nobody can own the Internet.

SexyGiRlForEvEr 9 years ago
I would live in a big home with an army out side

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
Convert all $ monetary scenarios into £ for the UK, EUROS for Ireland & Europe & the regional equivalent for everywhere else because the us dollar isn't a universal currency & shouldn't be treated as such.

A_Multishipper_Life 12 years ago
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MichaelWallach 10 years ago
Only 250k? Bullshit much.

TheAdmin 10 years ago
bitch please xD

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago
Combine with other buttons!

CMANIAC1 9 years ago
So, basically every kind of developer in existence?

mouse 10 years ago
I prefer friends

Bracimoo 9 years ago
But I will rich will i not be

Derpythepone43 11 years ago
shoot the mudder fokers

billiam123 2 years ago
sue the hippies, get an awesome lawyer, win the trial. if they keep doing it, they go to jail

ultimatefangirl4 11 years ago
what are they going to do attack me with incense bring it on hippies

NotAclaptop 11 years ago
Persuade the hippies to take down ISIS

robux 8 years ago
Deal with the hippies once you got enough money give your children the business then just deal with everybody hating you

robux 8 years ago
It’s pretty brutal for those kids tho

Katie Riedy 13 years ago
I think 'blood thirsty hippies' is a paradox

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why are the money scenarios always in $ why can't they be in £ instead?

Panifex 9 years ago
$250,000/day adds up to more than a billion dollars over 11 years, at which point you could sell the internet and get even richer, relinquish power to someone else for free, or shut down the internet—any of those three things would remove the hyper hippie haters.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
OK let me tell you something I hate people myself so we'd be even

IvoryRose 11 years ago
>you own the internet >hippies try make you shut down the internet Soooo, I'm supposed to be Bill Gates and the hippies are Donald Trump?

nightrider10 10 years ago
Yandere-chan I can just say they love senpai :3

JackelineP98 11 years ago
Loooooooooooooooooooool

AxlJossuaHutabarat 9 years ago
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Caribou 4 years ago
250 miIIion a day and maybe we"re taIking, having everybody hate you is a steep price

Jeff 12 years ago
Pay people to not hate you.

Commissar 10 years ago
See if I'm getting paid that means I have a gun if I have a gun that means I have ammo if I have ammo that means I have a fucking dead hippie problem

Feminist 9 years ago
What would you even do with all that money...

Skyler Bidwell 13 years ago
No, internet stays... forever.
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