"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this
Migdin19 years ago
Soo they are normal people?
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IAmJeesus10 years ago
Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.
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Comrade Ivan9 years ago
Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!
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shadowhacked9 years ago
say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love
Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
They want you to shut down the internet
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TheWiseGuru8 years ago
"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?
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Damian Grager12 years ago
Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)
DFDragonFire7 years ago
No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.
WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago
False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).
The_Plague5 years ago
Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)
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Chinese potato9 years ago
Use the money to make the Internet better
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dannu2319 years ago
just don't shut it down
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RetardedHamster9 years ago
why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?
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Tox94310 years ago
I can ban them
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Sum3Dud37 years ago
Fuking Hippies.
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FilthyFrank420blazeit8 years ago
What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.
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Migdin19 years ago
Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it
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Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Everything but hippies, please.
DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol
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GGuy123459 years ago
CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!
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Feminist7 years ago
What would you even do with all that money...
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Skyler Bidwell12 years ago
No, internet stays... forever.
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Commissar9 years ago
See if I'm getting paid that means I have a gun if I have a gun that means I have ammo if I have ammo that means I have a fucking dead hippie problem
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GaelLara8 years ago
if i"m propietary of nasa page i will send hippies to space yay
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XBrendonLeeX9 years ago
With 250,000 dollars a day i could just build a fortress
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Bisoncat10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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riverclaw159 years ago
finally the internet will be clean
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Fqtih11 months ago
Just keep it open for like 1 month every 2 years
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rocketman500410 years ago
ok, i'll close it
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ColinBokiki8 years ago
do something good to get rid of haters
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Mixmaster7 years ago
I will make Markiplier King
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WolvGirl1911 years ago
Rose Tyler: That's crazy, know one owns the internet
Henry Van Statin: Lets just keep everyone thinking that all right kids?
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Hamburger Guy9 years ago
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мl. мel.
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Dienin310 years ago
and I thought hippies were all peace and love
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wartsandshorts9 years ago
get the nerds from the deep web to protect me
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Aidan T.10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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ValerieParker8 years ago
If I"ve learned anything about "how to be a rich bastard", it"s that loyalty can be bought -_-
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*beast*10 years ago
Nice try dumbass hippies
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Booper_Dooper8 years ago
Define everyone. Everyone in the world? Everyone in my school? Everyone that works for an hour a day?
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Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago
Hire bodyguards or hit men to take care of them
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1RiSH_FiR38 years ago
Screw hippies
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thebros3 years ago
hitman google
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Mykael Creo10 years ago
If I own the internet, Google and Facebook wouldn't pay me commission. I'd own them. And $250,000 is paltry compared to what the hypothetical owner of the internet would make a day.
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Panaka10 years ago
We are legion
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Kaity Avedovech12 years ago
They fail because I wont notice they're there 'cause I'll be on the internet
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hoteldestroyer949 years ago
Just hire assassins to take care of the hippies for you
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Snivuteam1238 years ago
Does this mean you are the internet!¿!
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LennyTheTomato9 years ago
I'll just pay everyone to love me
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Portal66410 years ago
FUCK the hippies!
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thebeavers9 years ago
Just use all the money giving it out to random people to make them like you you could even give like £30000 a day to cancer research UK so hell yeah
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LED20006 months ago
Somehow i have the Megaupload Song stuck in my head now
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oldnotweak10 years ago
this sounds like the coolest movie EVER!
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Rowly8 years ago
I don't care to much for money, money can't buy me love...
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