Will You Press The Button?

Ask Master 11 years ago

Kill the band and make a YouTube channel to make everyone like you again

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Lol and say what I'm Sorry bout killing hippies?

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DSD2789 11 years ago

"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this

Migdin1 10 years ago

Soo they are normal people?

IAmJeesus 11 years ago

Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.

Comrade Ivan 10 years ago

Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!

shadowhacked 11 years ago

say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

They want you to shut down the internet

TheWiseGuru 10 years ago

"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?

Damian Grager 13 years ago

Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)

DFDragonFire 8 years ago

No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.

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Chinese potato 11 years ago

Use the money to make the Internet better

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 9 years ago

False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).

The_Plague 6 years ago

Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)

dannu231 11 years ago

just don't shut it down

RetardedHamster 11 years ago

why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?

Tox943 11 years ago

I can ban them

Sum3Dud3 9 years ago

Fuking Hippies.

FilthyFrank420blazeit 9 years ago

What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.

Migdin1 10 years ago

Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

Everything but hippies, please.

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Lol

GGuy12345 11 years ago

CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

thebros 4 years ago

hitman google

Mykael Creo 12 years ago

If I own the internet, Google and Facebook wouldn't pay me commission. I'd own them. And $250,000 is paltry compared to what the hypothetical owner of the internet would make a day. If I owned the internet, of course I'd be hated by everyone. Hippies also... [Show full comment]

1RiSH_FiR3 10 years ago

Screw hippies

Kaity Avedovech 13 years ago

They fail because I wont notice they're there 'cause I'll be on the internet

hoteldestroyer94 10 years ago

Just hire assassins to take care of the hippies for you

Panaka 11 years ago

We are legion

LennyTheTomato 10 years ago

I'll just pay everyone to love me

Portal664 11 years ago

FUCK the hippies!

Snivuteam123 9 years ago

Does this mean you are the internet!¿!

LED2000 2 years ago

Somehow i have the Megaupload Song stuck in my head now

oldnotweak 11 years ago

this sounds like the coolest movie EVER!

Rowly 9 years ago

I don't care to much for money, money can't buy me love...

thebeavers 11 years ago

Just use all the money giving it out to random people to make them like you you could even give like £30000 a day to cancer research UK so hell yeah

lady-bellaphram 10 years ago

I"d pay to watch this show

A-Dream 6 years ago

Skew the hippie"s man, I can already afford to by the whole world by the time they run a mile.

burridge120 12 years ago

Vice Comes W/ a price.

Ashton_the_crow 11 years ago

#justgirlythings XD

TheSilverWolf10 9 years ago

That"s life

â˜†*: .ï½¡. o(â‰§â–½â‰¦)o .ï½¡.:*â˜† 10 years ago

Better die loved as rich

mia_cutie 9 years ago

You butt hole$😖

EverFreeGaming 11 years ago

So prank videos, react videos and dumb memes that ain't funny, Like srly

Stage-Knight 11 years ago

Solution: Hire Saxton Hale to remove hippies (might even do it for free).

321Name312user123 11 years ago

do a go vegan campain ez

HahaPressedIt 4 years ago

I see no downside

vorpike 12 years ago

but how do ppl know that i'm the owner?

DFDragonFire 8 years ago

Make the Internet private >:)

Jake Delano 13 years ago

one does not 'own' the internet... its a combination of all networking companies.. :)

niggathink 10 years ago

First thing to buy jail store hippies

Debo 11 years ago

Just buy an army to deal with them #Problemsolved

DavidThaFirst 11 years ago

Fuk yes

andre_the_R.H.G last year

just hire some people to kill the hippies.

Mr.meme_GTi 11 years ago

i will just fund a project to build a terminator to kill all the hippies. end of story. Plus I would announce just saying the thing was an accident and was designed for combat.

Friendlymouse 9 years ago

I'm already a blood thirsty hippy.

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