Will You Press The Button?

Ask Master10 years ago

Kill the band and make a YouTube channel to make everyone like you again

DestiniesTide8 years ago

Lol and say what I'm Sorry bout killing hippies?

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DSD27899 years ago

"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this

Migdin19 years ago

Soo they are normal people?

IAmJeesus10 years ago

Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.

Comrade Ivan9 years ago

Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!

shadowhacked9 years ago

say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago

They want you to shut down the internet

TheWiseGuru8 years ago

"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?

Damian Grager12 years ago

Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)

DFDragonFire7 years ago

No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.

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WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago

False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).

The_Plague5 years ago

Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)

Chinese potato9 years ago

Use the money to make the Internet better

dannu2319 years ago

just don't shut it down

RetardedHamster9 years ago

why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?

Tox94310 years ago

I can ban them

Sum3Dud37 years ago

Fuking Hippies.

FilthyFrank420blazeit8 years ago

What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.

Migdin19 years ago

Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Everything but hippies, please.

DestiniesTide8 years ago

Lol

GGuy123459 years ago

CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

Feminist7 years ago

What would you even do with all that money...

Skyler Bidwell12 years ago

No, internet stays... forever.

Commissar9 years ago

See if I'm getting paid that means I have a gun if I have a gun that means I have ammo if I have ammo that means I have a fucking dead hippie problem

GaelLara8 years ago

if i"m propietary of nasa page i will send hippies to space yay

XBrendonLeeX9 years ago

With 250,000 dollars a day i could just build a fortress

Bisoncat10 years ago

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riverclaw159 years ago

finally the internet will be clean

Fqtih11 months ago

Just keep it open for like 1 month every 2 years

rocketman500410 years ago

ok, i'll close it

ColinBokiki8 years ago

do something good to get rid of haters

Mixmaster7 years ago

I will make Markiplier King

WolvGirl1911 years ago

Rose Tyler: That's crazy, know one owns the internet Henry Van Statin: Lets just keep everyone thinking that all right kids?

Hamburger Guy9 years ago

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Dienin310 years ago

and I thought hippies were all peace and love

wartsandshorts9 years ago

get the nerds from the deep web to protect me

Aidan T.10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ValerieParker8 years ago

If I"ve learned anything about "how to be a rich bastard", it"s that loyalty can be bought -_-

*beast*10 years ago

Nice try dumbass hippies

Booper_Dooper8 years ago

Define everyone. Everyone in the world? Everyone in my school? Everyone that works for an hour a day?

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

Hire bodyguards or hit men to take care of them

1RiSH_FiR38 years ago

Screw hippies

thebros3 years ago

hitman google

Mykael Creo10 years ago

If I own the internet, Google and Facebook wouldn't pay me commission. I'd own them. And $250,000 is paltry compared to what the hypothetical owner of the internet would make a day. If I owned the internet, of course I'd be hated by everyone. Hippies also...[Show full comment]