"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this
Migdin110 years ago
Soo they are normal people?
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IAmJeesus11 years ago
Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.
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Comrade Ivan10 years ago
Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!
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shadowhacked11 years ago
say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love
Lue10ant Diamond11 years ago
They want you to shut down the internet
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TheWiseGuru10 years ago
"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?
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Damian Grager13 years ago
Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)
DFDragonFire8 years ago
No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.
WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra8 years ago
False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).
The_Plague6 years ago
Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)
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dannu23111 years ago
just don't shut it down
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RetardedHamster11 years ago
why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?
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Tox94311 years ago
I can ban them
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Sum3Dud39 years ago
Fuking Hippies.
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FilthyFrank420blazeit9 years ago
What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.
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Migdin110 years ago
Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it
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Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
Everything but hippies, please.
DestiniesTide10 years ago
Lol
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GGuy1234511 years ago
CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!
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CRAZYBoxers20139 years ago
So if i got that money i can get bodyguards or aa damn ar-15
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The Tiger10 years ago
WTF is this supposed to be?!
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smartass11 years ago
Sure just use the money to bribe the president to get protesting banned for ever duh
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jshaw7110 years ago
Get a new identity, maybe get plastic surgey to look like someone else, make donations to the hippies, and other groups, and charities, under my new identity...
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HuMorat5 months ago
I want money
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atrus11 years ago
Nobody can own the Internet.
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SexyGiRlForEvEr9 years ago
I would live in a big home with an army out side
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
Convert all $ monetary scenarios into £ for the UK, EUROS for Ireland & Europe & the regional equivalent for everywhere else because the us dollar isn't a universal currency & shouldn't be treated as such.
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A_Multishipper_Life12 years ago
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MichaelWallach10 years ago
Only 250k? Bullshit much.
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TheAdmin10 years ago
bitch please xD
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MinecraftMooAnn11 years ago
Combine with other buttons!
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CMANIAC19 years ago
So, basically every kind of developer in existence?
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mouse10 years ago
I prefer friends
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Bracimoo9 years ago
But I will rich will i not be
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Derpythepone4311 years ago
shoot the mudder fokers
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billiam1232 years ago
sue the hippies, get an awesome lawyer, win the trial. if they keep doing it, they go to jail
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ultimatefangirl411 years ago
what are they going to do attack me with incense bring it on hippies
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NotAclaptop11 years ago
Persuade the hippies to take down ISIS
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robux8 years ago
Deal with the hippies once you got enough money give your children the business then just deal with everybody hating you
robux8 years ago
It’s pretty brutal for those kids tho
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Katie Riedy13 years ago
I think 'blood thirsty hippies' is a paradox
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
Why are the money scenarios always in $ why can't they be in £ instead?
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Panifex9 years ago
$250,000/day adds up to more than a billion dollars over 11 years, at which point you could sell the internet and get even richer, relinquish power to someone else for free, or shut down the internet—any of those three things would remove the hyper hippie haters.
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
OK let me tell you something I hate people myself so we'd be even
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IvoryRose11 years ago
>you own the internet
>hippies try make you shut down the internet
Soooo, I'm supposed to be Bill Gates and the hippies are Donald Trump?
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nightrider1010 years ago
Yandere-chan I can just say they love senpai
:3
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JackelineP9811 years ago
Loooooooooooooooooooool
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AxlJossuaHutabarat9 years ago
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Caribou4 years ago
250 miIIion a day and maybe we"re taIking, having everybody hate you is a steep price
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Jeff12 years ago
Pay people to not hate you.
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Commissar10 years ago
See if I'm getting paid that means I have a gun if I have a gun that means I have ammo if I have ammo that means I have a fucking dead hippie problem
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