You own the internet, and receive a commission from google and facebook of $250000 every day
but
You are hated by everyone, and a band of blood thirsty hippies try to make you shut down the internet
I will not


Ask Master9 years ago
Kill the band and make a YouTube channel to make everyone like you again

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol and say what I'm Sorry bout killing hippies?
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DSD27899 years ago
"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this

Migdin18 years ago
Soo they are normal people?

IAmJeesus9 years ago
Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.

Comrade Ivan9 years ago
Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!

shadowhacked9 years ago
say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
They want you to shut down the internet

TheWiseGuru8 years ago
"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago
False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).

The_Plague5 years ago
Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)

Damian Grager12 years ago
Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)

DFDragonFire7 years ago
No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.
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Chinese potato9 years ago
Use the money to make the Internet better

dannu2319 years ago
just don't shut it down

RetardedHamster9 years ago
why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?

Tox9439 years ago
I can ban them

Sum3Dud37 years ago
Fuking Hippies.

FilthyFrank420blazeit8 years ago
What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.

Migdin18 years ago
Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Everything but hippies, please.

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol

GGuy123459 years ago
CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

NoTell9 years ago
If everybody hates you nobody want to do anything for you (example:you go to a hardware shop: You:Can I have this wood plank Seller:Yes...IN YOU ASS M*THERFUCKER I CALL THE HIPPIES!!!

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol so true

Mr.jack_17 9 years ago
I hate to be hated

Zackattack227 years ago
Money talks

Anonamouse10 years ago
Everyone loves the internet...

replymachine8 years ago
i thought it said blood thirstly nipples.

Purple10 years ago
BRING IT ON HIPPIES!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON

Babyedward8 years ago
Bribe

Liothlast year
Easy, move into a secure compound and get guards to kill the hippies.

Thekittygoogle9 years ago
Let them hate me and say that if i get killed itll send them back to the stone age because i have a chip in my neck that looks at my health (everyone is stupid enough to believe me since they are giving a guy everybody hates 250000$ a day...)

Pandaman_57 years ago
Why hippys tho?

Rusty Shackleford12 years ago
by everyone, is that a collective or is it every single human on earth hates you?

smartass9 years ago
Sure just use the money to bribe the president to get protesting banned for ever duh

CRAZYBoxers20138 years ago
So if i got that money i can get bodyguards or aa damn ar-15

The Tiger9 years ago
WTF is this supposed to be?!

SexyGiRlForEvEr8 years ago
I would live in a big home with an army out side

jshaw719 years ago
Get a new identity, maybe get plastic surgey to look like someone else, make donations to the hippies, and other groups, and charities, under my new identity...

atrus10 years ago
Nobody can own the Internet.

ThePaulDude3 years ago
Convert all $ monetary scenarios into £ for the UK, EUROS for Ireland & Europe & the regional equivalent for everywhere else because the us dollar isn't a universal currency & shouldn't be treated as such.

A_Multishipper_Life10 years ago
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MichaelWallach8 years ago
Only 250k? Bullshit much.

TheAdmin9 years ago
bitch please xD

mouse9 years ago
I prefer friends

MinecraftMooAnn10 years ago
Combine with other buttons!

CMANIAC18 years ago
So, basically every kind of developer in existence?

billiam123last year
sue the hippies, get an awesome lawyer, win the trial. if they keep doing it, they go to jail

ultimatefangirl410 years ago
what are they going to do attack me with incense bring it on hippies

Bracimoo8 years ago
But I will rich will i not be

Derpythepone439 years ago
shoot the mudder fokers

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Why are the money scenarios always in $ why can't they be in £ instead?

NotAclaptop9 years ago
Persuade the hippies to take down ISIS

robux7 years ago
Deal with the hippies once you got enough money give your children the business then just deal with everybody hating you

robux7 years ago
It’s pretty brutal for those kids tho

Katie Riedy12 years ago
I think 'blood thirsty hippies' is a paradox

IvoryRose9 years ago
>you own the internet >hippies try make you shut down the internet Soooo, I'm supposed to be Bill Gates and the hippies are Donald Trump?
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