Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

How is bleeding out your uterus equal to not masturbating? This is dumb

FBDev6410 months ago

Yes

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DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago

This is so unfair for girls

FBDev6410 months ago

Hahaha no fair enough. Unfaire for boys.

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Aniemaniac8 years ago

Why is it different for girls any guys? Just get rid of the period option and have the same downside for both. The person who wrote this clearly doesn't understand masturbation isn't an exclusively male thing.

ice146054 years ago

it would still be unfair because female orgasms are much more intense

Idiotic8 years ago

IF I CAN'T MASTURBATE, HOW WILL I FAP!?!

KH0009 months ago

自慰不等于啪啊...如果你没有女朋友除外

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Etharian9 years ago

Convince the government that I can go without eating, sleeping, and breathing, then convince them I can pass on these traits through sexual reproduction. Get laid allot removing the need for masturbation.

Tricky8 years ago

Only works for straight guys

Dexagon4 years ago

I am not a girl,but I am with the gurl.NO MEANS NO!

Skull4ever8 years ago

So you become a crystal gem? (steven universe)

Mike90907 years ago

Eww gem kid. Fucking strange.

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Vienna Ainsworth12 years ago

I feel that girls got the short end of the stick here. Also "horrible" and "period" are redundant not to mention that they already last a week so basically, period 24/7

Riolu6 years ago

R.I.P girls

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BenjaminDupaix7 years ago

i see no downside for guys

Lafayette_Burr7 years ago

Okay the guys are freaking out about not maturbating, but they don't have to deal with the shit we do. DO YOU EVEN FREAKING UNDERSTAND HOW PAINFUL PERIODS ARE?? Oml it"s not that awful for y"all, so guys please understand that we have to go through MUCH worse things than you.

PotataoP7 years ago

Do you know how much worse it feels to get kicked in your dick then having to sit on the floor for 2 hours in pain? Pathetic.

AmethystTyler8 years ago

I don't get it.... the females have a forever period? But guys can't touch themselves for a week? I'm pretty sure I know what the gender was for the creator of this monster! 👿

Flufflepuff20048 years ago

My periods are already bad enough. If I pushed this it would be like living HELL

Giantelephantseal8 years ago

EATING IS LIFE!!!

Boopsfer8 years ago

So the girls are experiencing death while guys don't get to play with their dinga-dong? Nah

Tjones8 years ago

I'm 16 and I have never masturbated and never will, aaaaand to answer the question that I know you were going to ask, I'm not asexual

The_MGSM_9 years ago

Fuck. This. Button.

LOLbish9 years ago

Dafuq this is a full lose: its great to sleep , its great to eat , its great to breathe ....

mrkillermichael9 years ago

It says optional..

Odymeme7 years ago

I feel like every person who pushed the button was a guy.

PotataoP7 years ago

Feminists : it’s finally fair.

Byron Webster12 years ago

The girls I feel bad for, but the guys don't have it that bad.

Johndabanana2 years ago

One of the buttons made me swap genders so which one am I?

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Brownecow3218 years ago

Get someone else to masturbathe it for me (:

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

That"s not masturbation, that"s a hand job

Samantha Mead12 years ago

So girls would have to suffer immense pain every week for the whole week but guys just don't get to touch themselves? pass

Forever_Younge8 years ago

Same.

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Dr_RoXo888 years ago

Cause sleeping, eating, and breathing are such burdens

CreeperWietse9 years ago

Lol why would you masturbate. The girls get a seriously bigger downside here. Not all boys masturbate.

GeorgeHamvasHummerich8 years ago

99..999999% do

That Boi9 years ago

Wow, girls got fucked on this one.

Assassin Squid9 years ago

give up masturbation to be able to stay underwater forever sure

Knight9 years ago

WTF is all i have to say to this

Jessica Fox12 years ago

Fuck. That.

Brenda Vazquez12 years ago

I love food and sleep.. so.. I want to sleep & eat

The_MGSM_9 years ago

Read, it says -Optional- So you still can if you want to

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago

Um so yeah 52% are either guys or girls younger than eleven.

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

What. How are those equal in pain

JoshuaRyanG9 years ago

I don't want to breathe so i can get something else to jerk me off

PeopleAreDumbasses9 years ago

But masturbation is the best !!!

uhhhhhred9 years ago

fuck masturbating im already getting pussy

flamingumbrellas10 years ago

GIRLS CAN STILL MASTURBATE W O O

they_called_us_fangirl 9 years ago

Well, I guess it's good I'm asexual

Marc Horton12 years ago

done.

Deadpool72826948 years ago

Masturbation lessens the feeling of real sex, so that means you will no longer be tempted and therefore lose the feeling of real sex!

JZatme10 years ago

Cons: No Masturbation Pros: No food costs, +8 hours free time, unlimited water exploration

Mocksock2 years ago

I don't masturbate anyways ez win

faceflop449 years ago

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LlamaDrama7 years ago

I NEED DORITOS IN MY LIFE

Brendan10 years ago

So could i go to space and live there for ever? See awesome new worlds and stars?

TheNerdLord5 years ago

I'm a guy, so it was a no brainer.

River01229 years ago

but what if u are a girl but a guy on the inside

magiawizard9 years ago

I don't masturbate so I'm not losing anything HELLZ YEAH ILL PRESS THE BUTTO

Randome_User8 years ago

I'm a guy and don't masturbate so hell yah

pinglin1229 years ago

Oh fuck no!!!! XD

Ras21sp8 years ago

I pressed a button that said no qounsequences so i can still yeah

knurfa9 years ago

Eh, eventually I'll find love, and won't need to masturbate anymore. I don't really like sleeping anyway, it's waste of time, and the rest is just an extra. I can go explore the sea or something, and not need to waste money on food.

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