Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

How is bleeding out your uterus equal to not masturbating? This is dumb

Tylerboiii 7 months ago

you dont know the pain

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DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

This is so unfair for girls

FBDev64 2 years ago

Hahaha no fair enough. Unfaire for boys.

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Aniemaniac 9 years ago

Why is it different for girls any guys? Just get rid of the period option and have the same downside for both. The person who wrote this clearly doesn't understand masturbation isn't an exclusively male thing.

Tylerboiii 7 months ago

nga what ghuys cant get peridos

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Idiotic 10 years ago

IF I CAN'T MASTURBATE, HOW WILL I FAP!?!

meatloave 18 days ago

get the fap ap

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Etharian 11 years ago

Convince the government that I can go without eating, sleeping, and breathing, then convince them I can pass on these traits through sexual reproduction. Get laid allot removing the need for masturbation.

Tricky 9 years ago

Only works for straight guys

Vienna Ainsworth 13 years ago

I feel that girls got the short end of the stick here. Also "horrible" and "period" are redundant not to mention that they already last a week so basically, period 24/7

Riolu 7 years ago

R.I.P girls

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Skull4ever 10 years ago

So you become a crystal gem? (steven universe)

Mike9090 9 years ago

Eww gem kid. Fucking strange.

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Dexagon 5 years ago

I am not a girl,but I am with the gurl.NO MEANS NO!

BenjaminDupaix 9 years ago

i see no downside for guys

Lafayette_Burr 9 years ago

Okay the guys are freaking out about not maturbating, but they don't have to deal with the shit we do. DO YOU EVEN FREAKING UNDERSTAND HOW PAINFUL PERIODS ARE?? Oml it"s not that awful for y"all, so guys please understand that we have to go through MUCH worse things than you.

PotataoP 8 years ago

Do you know how much worse it feels to get kicked in your dick then having to sit on the floor for 2 hours in pain? Pathetic.

AmethystTyler 9 years ago

I don't get it.... the females have a forever period? But guys can't touch themselves for a week? I'm pretty sure I know what the gender was for the creator of this monster! 👿

Flufflepuff2004 9 years ago

My periods are already bad enough. If I pushed this it would be like living HELL

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

EATING IS LIFE!!!

Boopsfer 9 years ago

So the girls are experiencing death while guys don't get to play with their dinga-dong? Nah

Tjones 9 years ago

I'm 16 and I have never masturbated and never will, aaaaand to answer the question that I know you were going to ask, I'm not asexual

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Fuck. This. Button.

LOLbish 11 years ago

Dafuq this is a full lose: its great to sleep , its great to eat , its great to breathe ....

mrkillermichael 11 years ago

It says optional..

Byron Webster 13 years ago

The girls I feel bad for, but the guys don't have it that bad.

Johndabanana 4 years ago

One of the buttons made me swap genders so which one am I?

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Samantha Mead 13 years ago

So girls would have to suffer immense pain every week for the whole week but guys just don't get to touch themselves? pass

Forever_Younge 9 years ago

Same.

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Odymeme 8 years ago

I feel like every person who pushed the button was a guy.

PotataoP 8 years ago

Feminists : it’s finally fair.

Brownecow321 9 years ago

Get someone else to masturbathe it for me (:

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

That"s not masturbation, that"s a hand job

Dr_RoXo88 10 years ago

Cause sleeping, eating, and breathing are such burdens

CreeperWietse 10 years ago

Lol why would you masturbate. The girls get a seriously bigger downside here. Not all boys masturbate.

GeorgeHamvasHummerich 10 years ago

99..999999% do

That Boi 10 years ago

Wow, girls got fucked on this one.

Assassin Squid 10 years ago

give up masturbation to be able to stay underwater forever sure

Knight 11 years ago

WTF is all i have to say to this

Jessica Fox 13 years ago

Fuck. That.

Brenda Vazquez 13 years ago

I love food and sleep.. so.. I want to sleep & eat

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Read, it says -Optional- So you still can if you want to

peeein 12 years ago

Define masturbation...

SnaiLords 11 years ago

Fapping

Someguy145 5 years ago

I see this as a win for me

JD145 10 years ago

I've never masturbated once in my life

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

OH HECK NO

Hibiscusly 11 years ago

If I pressed the button and this was true, I would act like a freaking dragon.

Raine_Loves_Raine 9 years ago

I don't care if I have periods everynother day! (Mine lasts only 3 days) at least I can pull of all nighters and watch anime! :D

TheSnitch479 11 years ago

NO MAASTERBATING!?!?!!??! YOU MONSTER

Arcticbuck 9 years ago

I'm sorry but no. I need my masturbating time

RunaburÄ“zu 11 years ago

I don't masturbate regardless.

RyusukeSosuke 10 years ago

So you can't masturbate but you can still have sex right?

Graciepar 6 years ago

Lol I already get week long horrible periods

NightHunterHD 11 years ago

I dont need masturbating.

gbput last month

不，那是我的消遣方式

BabybobbyIII 10 years ago

Just adopt

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

...huh?

PotataoP 8 years ago

Women do not realize that getting kicked in your penis hurts way more that bleeding from You butthole

MyChem 7 years ago

First off, nowhere does it mention getting kicked in the balls and second, do you even know what a period is? You don't bleed from your asshole, you dumbass