Will You Press The Button?

LukeJ2009 last year

Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"

IlIlIIl last year

What will happen if I say “You won't believe me.“

huh_hm last year

Wild loophole

Load more replies

question-itHUN 11 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnop last year

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

Load more replies

Anonymous Potato 10 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie9290 11 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t... [Show full comment]

Sarah Francis 13 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi 7 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

Load more replies

Zachary Kelly 13 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

Load more replies

Zacary 11 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

thericegamer 9 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin. 2 years ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron 9 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu 9 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp 8 years ago

...yes.

ham2629 9 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka 9 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow 9 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS2003 9 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman 10 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid 10 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Fuckoff1234 10 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett11 11 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique 5 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

Load more replies

MiraniWolf 11 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist last year

So do I. No need to be rude though

Load more replies

Julie Damm 13 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

Biben 4 years ago

Just write lol

Willi-malou 11 years ago

Kill kill kill!

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

IDIOTS I"M TELLING YOU THAT (insert smart thing here) AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!! fine, you can die of a global war, see if I save you then.

StefanÃa Karitas 13 years ago

experienced that before.but hey. while they laughed and called me crazy. ill be making a helmet to control electronics with brain waves.

Awkward_person 10 years ago

Basicly now in my life but will be smarter than I already am

Insert_Person_Here 9 years ago

I'll just use sarcasm and irony and ygolohvysp esrever.

penismaster 6 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

ButterNut 11 years ago

whats the point?

1358858My last year

那不就是哥白尼吗？

Lastcal 10 years ago

already the case except on a way smaller level

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

I can still make this work "Hey guys did you know the earth is flat? The moon landing is a hoax! Vaccines are deadly! Kim jong un is a cool guy! Trump is best president! You don't believe me? Your loss ;)