Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"
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question-itHUN9 years ago
So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.
mnop3 months ago
They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"
Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2?
Me: 4.
Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22.
Me: Really use the calculator.
Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh.
Me: Show me the answer
Calculator: 4
Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO.
I would like to see this happen t...[Show full comment]
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Weirdo_artist7 years ago
Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!
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Zacary10 years ago
"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"
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thericegamer8 years ago
Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!
Edwin.4 months ago
Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.
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WiseAaron8 years ago
This is already true
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Dankumemu8 years ago
RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!
mickeyneedshelp7 years ago
...yes.
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ham26298 years ago
*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*
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Sageka8 years ago
I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!
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potatotehcow8 years ago
So I'll just become smart
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RSPS20038 years ago
I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???
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Zachary Kelly12 years ago
I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"
RosieTheCockatiel3 years ago
OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed
So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)
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CaityDid8 years ago
You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing
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Fuckoff12349 years ago
This reminds me of Sherlock's fall
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive
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Dragnett119 years ago
I'm batman
Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago
Mesa Jar Jar Binks.
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Jacob Wright12 years ago
Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.
Pedro-Henrique4 years ago
"Raça absolura
Além da onipotência
Capaz de superar
Uma forma suprema"
I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.
If nobody believes me... "Did you know that you do not need to drink poison?" "stop lying! *gulp gulp gulp*"
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moeL3573R3 years ago
ima just write it down then
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commentdebator9 years ago
FOR SCIENCE
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Weirdo_artist7 years ago
You: I love you....
Love of your life: I don't believe you, you always lie, bye jerk
You:*crying* WHY DID I PRESS THAT BUTTON??!!?
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Khalifa155 years ago
GHIDORAH
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Maggs10 years ago
But then it would be a waist
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Lzke8 years ago
I shall become technically correct man
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Giantelephantseal8 years ago
Me: You"re smart!
Random person: No I'm stupid.
Me: No, you"re smart.
Random person: I don't believe you.
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Redpandalord9 months ago
So you’re Cassandra of Troy
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Takeo1419 years ago
Well then to bad for them
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xXKelsieXx7 years ago
:0 BENEDICT SHERLOCK HOLMES CUMBERBATCH
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Mr_Sprinkklzzzz10 years ago
I'm all ready extremlyn smart so who gives a shit]
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Gamerhogplays2 years ago
I’d say the opposite of what would happen, for example, the world will end and I’ll say “the world isn’t ending”
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WBGrock9 years ago
Sorry, don't want to be Mister Know It All
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TeleZeW31rd0Cat7 years ago
I change my mind about not pressing
I found a loophole
Just say "I'm really dumb and nobody believes me!"
Then everyone will believe I'm really smart and everyone believes me
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goodguy75110 years ago
that would ve useless if nobody belived you
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tinklogical7 years ago
so I can be good at anything I dont need anyone to belive me if Im smart is ok
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Zeiro12 years ago
This already happens.
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GodOfLasagne4 years ago
they wont believe anything u say but they might believe what u write
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JaxonCooper8 years ago
You dont have to say it, just type it or write it
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Axis Jace9 years ago
So no change then?
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SBEVE6 years ago
So if i told an anti vaxxer to not vaccinate their children they would do the opposite?
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Shitty Sauce10 years ago
I just wanna spend my adulthood being a YouTuber so fuck smartness.
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DannyVladi7 years ago
But what if what I say is true and backed by scientific evidence?
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