Will You Press The Button?

IlIlIIl7 days ago

What will happen if I say “You won't believe me.“

IlIlIIl7 days ago

Because they won't believe me, they will believe me, and then because they believe me, they don't believe me.

LukeJ2009last month

Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"

question-itHUN9 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnop2 months ago

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

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Anonymous Potato8 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie92909 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

Sarah Francis12 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi5 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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AmazingDragons7 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t...[Show full comment]

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

Zacary9 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

thericegamer8 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin.3 months ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron8 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu8 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp7 years ago

...yes.

ham26298 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka8 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow8 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS20038 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman8 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

Zachary Kelly12 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel3 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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CaityDid8 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Fuckoff12349 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett119 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique4 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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MiraniWolf9 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist2 months ago

So do I. No need to be rude though

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Julie Damm12 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

Memeber9 years ago

"You dont want to fuck me"

Khalifa154 years ago

GHIDORAH

leylachan019 years ago

Ok, I press it, so I can tell after that I have reason and I appear suddently like: "Ha, told you, bitch"

Damp_unge7 years ago

I would become too frustrated and kill someone tbh

Daiannie Vera12 years ago

So... I will save myself in the apocalypse I calculated while everyone dies

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

Do math, slap ass. No one will ever believe anything you say, so you write down everything you want them to believe, and tell all the truths you were about to lie about.

CCCM8910 years ago

they don't need to believe me. they just need to be made to obey their new robot overlords.

Jeppsen8 years ago

What"s the point then?

russia9 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

AlphaAblikim2 years ago

I can destroy the world with this! Me: you should not kill yourself. World: dies

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

more specificly those with lesser intellect shall not understand that which i say

MiraniWolf9 years ago

But I do understand you vocabulary.

Onitmate7 years ago

No one believes me anyway😭

DogeDaDoge10 years ago

No need to talk. SHOW THEM B*TCHES

Pedro-Henrique4 years ago

Eu simplesmente usaria outro nome

Boyindahood7 years ago

I don’t have to tell them i will show them if I believed in aliens is ill build a rocket that will be fast an of to find them do it people will beleive me or i can sneak into girls houses and jackoff

Alexander James Dela Pena12 years ago

Nah, I'm already one.

Robinofyoungjustice8 years ago

So? I know im right

FUZZYBEAR9 years ago

Jose morinro

Sntcringe8 years ago

That"s a horrible existence

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Bucky5 years ago

Lie

Mr.Notfound12 months ago

Now I'm the main character in stock market.

(#_____#)9 years ago

I'm going with Jackscepticeye on this one Noone be lives you that doesn't belive they won't test it

KiDueholm7 years ago

They never believe me anyways, so whatevs

vecyt10 years ago

Always say the contrary of what you want people to know and you will conquer the earth acting like it was backwards day!

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