Will You Press The Button?

LukeJ2009 last year

Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"

IlIlIIl last year

What will happen if I say “You won't believe me.“

huh_hm last year

Wild loophole

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question-itHUN 11 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnop 2 years ago

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

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Anonymous Potato 10 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie9290 11 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t... [Show full comment]

Sarah Francis 13 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi 7 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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Zachary Kelly 13 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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Zacary 11 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

thericegamer 9 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin. 2 years ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron 9 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu 9 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp 9 years ago

...yes.

ham2629 9 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka 9 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow 9 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS2003 10 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman 10 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid 10 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Fuckoff1234 10 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett11 11 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique 5 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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MiraniWolf 11 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist 2 years ago

So do I. No need to be rude though

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Julie Damm 13 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago

they wont believe anything u say but they might believe what u write

tinklogical 9 years ago

so I can be good at anything I dont need anyone to belive me if Im smart is ok

Zeiro 13 years ago

This already happens.

JaxonCooper 9 years ago

You dont have to say it, just type it or write it

Axis Jace 10 years ago

So no change then?

SBEVE 7 years ago

So if i told an anti vaxxer to not vaccinate their children they would do the opposite?

Shitty Sauce 11 years ago

I just wanna spend my adulthood being a YouTuber so fuck smartness.

Arcadeler 3 years ago

Cassandra moment

DannyVladi 8 years ago

But what if what I say is true and backed by scientific evidence?

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Poyuhu1103 9 years ago

Sherlock

Shelby Hansen 13 years ago

then they will just have to watch what i do!

Senseless 10 years ago

30812 people have pressed this button. So tell me... How can everyone of them be the smartest person on earth?!

Awkward_person 10 years ago

Well each one will be smarter than the last and eventually someone will be smart enough to realize that this us fake

ImAKittyCat1 5 years ago

So If I tell them the real 100 digits of pie...Pfft

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Then again, “pie” isn’t a mathematical constant. If you’re referring to “π” or “π*e” then it’s a constant.

Lethal_Frequency 11 years ago

I've come to the conclusion that I can live with this.

Memeber 10 years ago

"You dont want to fuck me"

Khalifa15 6 years ago

GHIDORAH

leylachan01 11 years ago

Ok, I press it, so I can tell after that I have reason and I appear suddently like: "Ha, told you, bitch"

Damp_unge 9 years ago

I would become too frustrated and kill someone tbh

Daiannie Vera 13 years ago

So... I will save myself in the apocalypse I calculated while everyone dies

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

Do math, slap ass. No one will ever believe anything you say, so you write down everything you want them to believe, and tell all the truths you were about to lie about.

CCCM89 11 years ago

they don't need to believe me. they just need to be made to obey their new robot overlords.

Jeppsen 9 years ago

What"s the point then?

russia 11 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

AlphaAblikim 3 years ago

I can destroy the world with this! Me: you should not kill yourself. World: dies

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