You can have sex with anyone you want 5 days a month for the the rest of your life
but
You may never masturbate again.
I will not


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exotic80 11 years ago
WHO MASTERBATES when they can have sex

Hyltran 3 years ago
For a woman it is probably enough but not for a man. And if a woman chooses a rich man to have sex with she can get pregnant by him and get a lot of child support money from him.
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Do they have to be real people, can i use fictional people? can i bang Zone-tan?

TitouanPontet 9 years ago
I hope so because some pokemons are really sexy

51Sapphire51 9 years ago
*Asexuals sigh in the background*

meatloave last year
There is no such thing as an asexual human , never ever has been.
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taylorjames03 10 years ago
*is an ace person who masterbates*

mr.whatface 10 years ago
Masturbating would be pretty fucking pointless when you're fucking someone > once a week.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions 5 years ago
Some people have high labidos, I pretty much always have a stuffy, and it rarely goes down after use.

UselessCompanion 9 years ago
Only 5 times a month?

Serano 8 years ago
lol

Goop 11 years ago
What in the flick is master urging

CMHammond 9 years ago
I feel the need to correct any mistakes in my old comments (typos and auto-correct): *too
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Jibanyan 11 years ago
Ugh, perverted teenagers.

Chezhro 8 years ago
D3monslay I’m 10 and I don’t watch kid shows I watch stranger things instead
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Bbcdk1215 9 years ago
Wouldn't have too if she does it for me 😉

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
For real that is so smart

quickstirke 9 years ago
Fuck this! I'm still in A Grades School. So... PLZ STOP WITH THE FUCKING "SEX" LANGUAGE!!!

DarkseidWR 9 years ago
You are speaking in that language

Shana Beals 13 years ago
I don't want to have sex and I don't masturbate, useless button.

AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago
How can one human withstand such horror? You earned yourself a medal.
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McFucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 10 years ago
>inb4 ikaros

Woululuu 11 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227423

Noah Talavera 13 years ago
Goddammit, that one was tough.

Sampiyon28 11 years ago
There is no downside

Golira123 11 years ago
I'll make it count then.

what are thoze 11 years ago
isnt sex masturbating inside the girls pussy

MrKrabs1 4 years ago
Bro if I can have sex why masturbate

Michael256 11 years ago
Only 5 days a month? Meh...

JamieDxx 10 years ago
so, you can shag anyone you want for 5 days a month, and then after those 5 days it"s just shagging people who also wish to shag you. why would you need to wank? xD

doomguy64 8 years ago
I can have sex. fuck masturbation.

jfb1337 11 years ago
Why would I need to masturbate?

Vixor the deathgun 10 years ago
AGAIN I DONTMASTERBATE SO IM COOL

cmrx2 11 years ago
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Frostinii 10 years ago
Your only affected by this if you want to masturbate more than 5 times a month haha! Shoot I'm out...

The_Marc_Man 11 years ago
Just space out the days you have sex so you don't have to go a long time being sexually frustrated...

lunarose 9 years ago
wheres the downside?

JohnPariah 12 years ago
is there an "indifferent" button?

GrungeCoyote 9 months ago
Im asexual..dont want sex mates

lolgirl29 11 years ago
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SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Oh Foxy~

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
Whoooooo foxy it’s meh (I’m a foxy fan girl)

Brennanbug3 11 years ago
WTF kinda question is this guys just make crap questions

Sansaboy 10 years ago
Can I bang widowmaker from Overwatch please?

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
dont need to

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago
I'm ace, so won't push

goodman 11 years ago
I don't masturbate to begin with

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
God no

Higejolly 11 years ago
Asexual. Did not click.

superking75 10 years ago
I mean, i would paay money to have that kinda deal

Freddie5 9 years ago
Duck yes

Matthew Dunn 13 years ago
Have sex with a different person every day.

:-( 11 years ago
Ooohh yay

AlexTheBomb008 11 years ago
this is the most difficult question i have encountered yet lol.

PhoenixTheFurry 4 years ago
*My gas ass* I don't want to do either-

PaladinDanse 11 years ago
5 days a month is better than 5 days a year.

EssyEks 10 years ago
Why was this made? This is called becoming an adult, a very horny adult, but an adult.

Neil2610 8 years ago
Plot twist; for that 5 days the woman (if one is involved) is on her period.

berepoot 11 years ago
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X×Hunter×X 10 years ago
EXACTLY MAH BOY

GHOSTDAGGER 11 years ago
Who needs masurbation when you have this? Oh wait, undraerageds?
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