You can have sex with anyone you want 5 days a month for the the rest of your life
but
You may never masturbate again.
I will not


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exotic80 11 years ago
WHO MASTERBATES when they can have sex

Hyltran 3 years ago
For a woman it is probably enough but not for a man. And if a woman chooses a rich man to have sex with she can get pregnant by him and get a lot of child support money from him.
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Do they have to be real people, can i use fictional people? can i bang Zone-tan?

TitouanPontet 9 years ago
I hope so because some pokemons are really sexy

51Sapphire51 9 years ago
*Asexuals sigh in the background*

meatloave last year
There is no such thing as an asexual human , never ever has been.
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taylorjames03 10 years ago
*is an ace person who masterbates*

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Masturbating would be pretty fucking pointless when you're fucking someone > once a week.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions 5 years ago
Some people have high labidos, I pretty much always have a stuffy, and it rarely goes down after use.

UselessCompanion 9 years ago
Only 5 times a month?

Serano 8 years ago
lol

Goop 11 years ago
What in the flick is master urging

CMHammond 10 years ago
I feel the need to correct any mistakes in my old comments (typos and auto-correct): *too
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Jibanyan 11 years ago
Ugh, perverted teenagers.

Chezhro 8 years ago
D3monslay I’m 10 and I don’t watch kid shows I watch stranger things instead
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Bbcdk1215 9 years ago
Wouldn't have too if she does it for me 😉

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
For real that is so smart

quickstirke 9 years ago
Fuck this! I'm still in A Grades School. So... PLZ STOP WITH THE FUCKING "SEX" LANGUAGE!!!

DarkseidWR 9 years ago
You are speaking in that language

Shana Beals 13 years ago
I don't want to have sex and I don't masturbate, useless button.

AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago
How can one human withstand such horror? You earned yourself a medal.
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McFucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11 years ago
>inb4 ikaros

Woululuu 11 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227423

super 11 years ago
Hey! I'm only 9 What does masturbate meen ?

twist3d_insan3 11 years ago
Pizza
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DmitriVinokurovDV15 9 years ago
You can have sex with any rich superstar giving them the order to do it with you compulsory that day, but if that person does it with you, it has send you 1.000.000 euros for example :) and u can have sex with your girlfriend almost every day, those 5 d... [Show full comment]

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Ill bang her thats what im trying to say
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olemartin 12 years ago
wait, having sex 5 days nonstop every month?

bobert 11 years ago
hand jobs

Aaron Ogle 13 years ago
WORTH. IT.

SnaiLords 11 years ago
I'm an asexual....

meatloave last year
A seriously hot genie who grants me wishes and is mine for life.

AzraelAngel17 11 years ago
lol don't need those chain things i already have the love of my life

M4 EnthUZIast 11 years ago
not a second of hesitation to push that button, like who the fuck masturbates when they can bang

SkibidiBiden 6 years ago
im a kid and this is wrong

Toukii.Love 11 years ago
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bugmenot 10 years ago
Ace. Don't care.

phoenixzraa 9 years ago
SMASHES BUTTON

heartsandsmarts75 12 years ago
What about those of us that don't care about sex or aren't even supposed to know of it?

Luiz Gustavo 10 years ago
WE DON'T HAVE TO MASTURBATE WE CAN HAVE SEX MAN THERE'S NO BADSIDE

awesomeness918 11 years ago
you cant masturbare but just choose your days wisly.

Sampiyon28 11 years ago
There is no downside

Golira123 11 years ago
I'll make it count then.

Noah Talavera 13 years ago
Goddammit, that one was tough.

MrKrabs1 4 years ago
Bro if I can have sex why masturbate

Michael256 11 years ago
Only 5 days a month? Meh...

JamieDxx 10 years ago
so, you can shag anyone you want for 5 days a month, and then after those 5 days it"s just shagging people who also wish to shag you. why would you need to wank? xD

what are thoze 11 years ago
isnt sex masturbating inside the girls pussy

Vixor the deathgun 10 years ago
AGAIN I DONTMASTERBATE SO IM COOL

cmrx2 11 years ago
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doomguy64 9 years ago
I can have sex. fuck masturbation.

jfb1337 11 years ago
Why would I need to masturbate?

The_Marc_Man 11 years ago
Just space out the days you have sex so you don't have to go a long time being sexually frustrated...

lunarose 9 years ago
wheres the downside?

JohnPariah 12 years ago
is there an "indifferent" button?

Frostinii 11 years ago
Your only affected by this if you want to masturbate more than 5 times a month haha! Shoot I'm out...

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Oh Foxy~

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
Whoooooo foxy it’s meh (I’m a foxy fan girl)

Brennanbug3 11 years ago
WTF kinda question is this guys just make crap questions

GrungeCoyote 10 months ago
Im asexual..dont want sex mates

lolgirl29 11 years ago
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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
dont need to

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago
I'm ace, so won't push
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