You can have sex with anyone you want 5 days a month for the the rest of your life
but
You may never masturbate again.
I will not


exotic809 years ago
WHO MASTERBATES when they can have sex

Hyltran2 years ago
For a woman it is probably enough but not for a man. And if a woman chooses a rich man to have sex with she can get pregnant by him and get a lot of child support money from him.
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51Sapphire517 years ago
*Asexuals sigh in the background*

Louies2 months ago
*asexuell sigh ×5*
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WBGrock9 years ago
Do they have to be real people, can i use fictional people? can i bang Zone-tan?

TitouanPontet7 years ago
I hope so because some pokemons are really sexy

taylorjames039 years ago
*is an ace person who masterbates*

UselessCompanion7 years ago
Only 5 times a month?

Serano7 years ago
lol

mr.whatface9 years ago
Masturbating would be pretty fucking pointless when you're fucking someone > once a week.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions3 years ago
Some people have high labidos, I pretty much always have a stuffy, and it rarely goes down after use.

Goop9 years ago
What in the flick is master urging

CMHammond8 years ago
I feel the need to correct any mistakes in my old comments (typos and auto-correct): *too
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Jibanyan9 years ago
Ugh, perverted teenagers.

Chezhro7 years ago
D3monslay I’m 10 and I don’t watch kid shows I watch stranger things instead
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Bbcdk12158 years ago
Wouldn't have too if she does it for me 😉

GangsternauwL7 years ago
For real that is so smart

quickstirke8 years ago
Fuck this! I'm still in A Grades School. So... PLZ STOP WITH THE FUCKING "SEX" LANGUAGE!!!

DarkseidWR7 years ago
You are speaking in that language

Shana Beals12 years ago
I don't want to have sex and I don't masturbate, useless button.

AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago
How can one human withstand such horror? You earned yourself a medal.
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McFucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)9 years ago
>inb4 ikaros

Woululuu9 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227423

DmitriVinokurovDV158 years ago
You can have sex with any rich superstar giving them the order to do it with you compulsory that day, but if that person does it with you, it has send you 1.000.000 euros for example :) and u can have sex with your girlfriend almost every day, those 5 d...[Show full comment]

GangsternauwL7 years ago
Ill bang her thats what im trying to say
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olemartin11 years ago
wait, having sex 5 days nonstop every month?

bobert9 years ago
hand jobs

super9 years ago
Hey! I'm only 9 What does masturbate meen ?

twist3d_insan39 years ago
Pizza
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SnaiLords9 years ago
I'm an asexual....

AzraelAngel1710 years ago
lol don't need those chain things i already have the love of my life

Aaron Ogle12 years ago
WORTH. IT.

SkibidiBiden5 years ago
im a kid and this is wrong

Toukii.Love10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

bugmenot9 years ago
Ace. Don't care.

M4 EnthUZIast9 years ago
not a second of hesitation to push that button, like who the fuck masturbates when they can bang

Luiz Gustavo9 years ago
WE DON'T HAVE TO MASTURBATE WE CAN HAVE SEX MAN THERE'S NO BADSIDE

awesomeness9189 years ago
you cant masturbare but just choose your days wisly.

phoenixzraa7 years ago
SMASHES BUTTON

heartsandsmarts7510 years ago
What about those of us that don't care about sex or aren't even supposed to know of it?

Golira1239 years ago
I'll make it count then.

Noah Talavera12 years ago
Goddammit, that one was tough.

Sampiyon289 years ago
There is no downside

JamieDxx8 years ago
so, you can shag anyone you want for 5 days a month, and then after those 5 days it"s just shagging people who also wish to shag you. why would you need to wank? xD

what are thoze9 years ago
isnt sex masturbating inside the girls pussy

MrKrabs13 years ago
Bro if I can have sex why masturbate

Michael25610 years ago
Only 5 days a month? Meh...

cmrx29 years ago
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doomguy647 years ago
I can have sex. fuck masturbation.

jfb133710 years ago
Why would I need to masturbate?

Vixor the deathgun9 years ago
AGAIN I DONTMASTERBATE SO IM COOL

lunarose8 years ago
wheres the downside?

JohnPariah11 years ago
is there an "indifferent" button?

Frostinii 9 years ago
Your only affected by this if you want to masturbate more than 5 times a month haha! Shoot I'm out...

The_Marc_Man9 years ago
Just space out the days you have sex so you don't have to go a long time being sexually frustrated...

Brennanbug3 9 years ago
WTF kinda question is this guys just make crap questions

lolgirl2910 years ago
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SciArtHerp8 years ago
Oh Foxy~

Foxesarecool7 years ago
Whoooooo foxy it’s meh (I’m a foxy fan girl)

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
I'm ace, so won't push

goodman10 years ago
I don't masturbate to begin with

Sansaboy9 years ago
Can I bang widowmaker from Overwatch please?

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
dont need to
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