Will You Press The Button?

John Wolf9 years ago

Who the fuck sends the text

TJOCcreation5 years ago

Bernie Sanders, who is violently masturbating to the video he recorded.

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fitemelilgaiboi9 years ago

Pfff message, i will call her and leave it on speaker.

Bob Bobington9 years ago

Just kill your mom...

AmnesicGappy4 years ago

Psycopath reflections

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Mellynoe8 years ago

My mom would think it"s funny as hell. She literally writes smut so she can't complain too much :D

if699 years ago

Loop hole I have no mom

The_Eerie_Red_Light9 years ago

I hate my mom so screw her she can suck an egg.

rickymanning7 years ago

same

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Keishon9 years ago

My mom gives me condoms for my birthday. so I see no downside

Randomestnameofall8 years ago

@shouhiro how would you know lol

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

I can only see this as being completely hilarious.

jello-man4 years ago

my mother is dead

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ph03n1xm00n9 years ago

Take her phone during it, and after it's done, delete the message, and triple check that you deleted it.

Idiotismewaaimaidiot7 years ago

SMASH YOUR MUMS ELECTRONICS THEN IT WON'T MATTER SO YES

HerdOfTurtles8 years ago

Asexual... again. These questions are getting boring.

Ewan Brain12 years ago

Psssh, that's her problem.

Destruct7 years ago

Vividly describing the act ............ of buying the groceries

Andrew Philip12 years ago

Just take her phone >.>

Santiago D. PÃ©rez12 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

Punk_Gurl945 years ago

I have seen multiple comments on various different websites and forums saying the EXACT SAME THING. WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS COMMENT!!?!!!!!??!!??!?!

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TheDerpster1248 years ago

My mom died when i was 5

TheAwesomePurpleOwl7 years ago

I'm sorry 😐

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Undertailor9 years ago

Well, just borrow her phone and delete the text message

DILLONMLG 9 years ago

Mines dead

Luninini9 years ago

Just take your moms phone and lend her your extra phone when you are about to have sex. Solved the problem easy. And if your mom is dead then i guess you are in luck when it comes to this, of course not about your mom being dead is lucky at all.

Aata9 years ago

But then again what if the extra phone still gets it?

rly9 years ago

who is texting her just tell her not to read them

Jamey Burky12 years ago

Unless if you live in Alabama, where you have sex with your mother (Incest joke)

Maypaws3 years ago

As someone from Alabama, I gotta say that"s completely messed up and I could never, ever do that... I'm not lesbian! /hj (but for real what"s with all the alabama jokes)

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Jonathan Lovett12 years ago

Take ur moms phone

Sebastian Kristoff Womack12 years ago

"mom never open one of my text messages again"

abcx9 years ago

Nobody said it's sent from your account.

Nick Cirillo12 years ago

Steal her phone.

LinaRukova3 years ago

I'll get her phone and block that number just before first time

VZander9 years ago

My mother doesn't own a phone xD

Kendrick61811 years ago

mom died

JoshBurford7 years ago

my mom is dead

shanechan9 years ago

your son is having sex the * is being inserted to her* in a magic mike position

Absurd888 years ago

Momma gonna find out what a freak her son is.

Riflescoop8 years ago

you know, i could just destroy the phone...

cammelspit9 years ago

HAHA YES!

abcx9 years ago

'Mum, that's spam. You probably have a virus.'

SAO_Dude9 years ago

Not Worth it

Oldiron_794 years ago

Good luck texting the dead

Linkmaster1987x9 years ago

She already knows before its started anyway so yeah

KatesShadow9 years ago

My mother does not need to see that. *shutter*NOPE

Rabin6 years ago

Well, my moms dead, so, nothing to worry about!

DragonPlayzYT9 years ago

Wait That Means I Can Have Sex With....You Know What Never Mind xD

oh8 years ago

fuck go back

asaa12129 years ago

But who was phone?

Anerune10 years ago

49%? Y'all need jesus lmao

bazsi9 years ago

Nothing just take out her sim card and bend it buy a new one

coolkiller249 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Arshanlast year

just take the phone from your mom......

DarkWolfLord9 years ago

Hilarious ðŸ˜…

Nobodyspecific8 years ago

Good thing I don't plan on ever having sex

minimite169 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

egirldestroyer30004 years ago

Id be laughing my ass off if this happened

Table_Pepper9 years ago

Mother doesn't have a phone

Galhaar11 years ago

Just tell her to delete the text and don't tell her why.

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