You can have sex with anyone you want
but
Every time you do have sex, your mother gets a text message vividly describing the act
I will not

IamApparentlyLean last year
My mom would just block the number she blocks any number she doesn’t know

shuangmian last year
Yes.🤣🤣🤣

John Wolf 10 years ago
Who the fuck sends the text

TJOCcreation 6 years ago
Bernie Sanders, who is violently masturbating to the video he recorded.
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fitemelilgaiboi 11 years ago
Pfff message, i will call her and leave it on speaker.

Bob Bobington 11 years ago
Just kill your mom...

AmnesicGappy 6 years ago
Psycopath reflections
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Mellynoe 9 years ago
My mom would think it"s funny as hell. She literally writes smut so she can't complain too much :D

if69 10 years ago
Loop hole I have no mom

The_Eerie_Red_Light 11 years ago
I hate my mom so screw her she can suck an egg.

rickymanning 9 years ago
same
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Jacob Wright 13 years ago
I can only see this as being completely hilarious.

jello-man 5 years ago
my mother is dead
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Keishon 10 years ago
My mom gives me condoms for my birthday. so I see no downside

Randomestnameofall 9 years ago
@shouhiro how would you know lol
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ph03n1xm00n 10 years ago
Take her phone during it, and after it's done, delete the message, and triple check that you deleted it.

Idiotismewaaimaidiot 9 years ago
SMASH YOUR MUMS ELECTRONICS THEN IT WON'T MATTER SO YES

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago
Asexual... again. These questions are getting boring.

Ewan Brain 13 years ago
Psssh, that's her problem.

Destruct 9 years ago
Vividly describing the act ............ of buying the groceries

Andrew Philip 13 years ago
Just take her phone >.>

Santiago D. Pérez 13 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

Punk_Gurl94 6 years ago
I have seen multiple comments on various different websites and forums saying the EXACT SAME THING. WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS COMMENT!!?!!!!!??!!??!?!
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TheDerpster124 10 years ago
My mom died when i was 5

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
I'm sorry 😐
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Undertailor 10 years ago
Well, just borrow her phone and delete the text message

DILLONMLG 11 years ago
Mines dead

Jamey Burky 13 years ago
Unless if you live in Alabama, where you have sex with your mother (Incest joke)

Maypaws 5 years ago
As someone from Alabama, I gotta say that"s completely messed up and I could never, ever do that... I'm not lesbian! /hj (but for real what"s with all the alabama jokes)
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Luninini 11 years ago
Just take your moms phone and lend her your extra phone when you are about to have sex. Solved the problem easy. And if your mom is dead then i guess you are in luck when it comes to this, of course not about your mom being dead is lucky at all.

Aata 10 years ago
But then again what if the extra phone still gets it?

rly 11 years ago
who is texting her just tell her not to read them

Jonathan Lovett 13 years ago
Take ur moms phone

Nick Cirillo 13 years ago
Steal her phone.

Sebastian Kristoff Womack 13 years ago
"mom never open one of my text messages again"

abcx 10 years ago
Nobody said it's sent from your account.

Shadowtheproxy 11 years ago
Sucks for her

Obscvritas 6 years ago
Again, what is with all the guys making those ridiculous decisions. "Controlling other people or having sex with whoever you want" lol bruh get a fucking life, your sad pathetic Master/slave fetish is laughable. Just socialize and you pretty much get the same thing.

kaymazo 9 years ago
My mother would either not care or be happy for me probably

costin73 11 years ago
She can be dead.

hiImBored 10 years ago
as long as i don't gotta be the one textingher

EdaciousEllis 10 years ago
*looks at phone* Shit it sent it to mum again! *types* New phanfic! What do you think?

Numanar Von Epicloud 13 years ago
I dont like my mum.

Stalker_Lemon 9 years ago
It"s revenge for the horrible childhood I got.

MinecraftProN 11 years ago
heeeeeel no

auchrien(thecheapskate) 11 years ago
WTF IS THIS QUESTIN

ButtonPresser6000 6 years ago
2 for 1

Cat434 3 years ago
My mom is dead :( I take

DarthRevan20 11 years ago
I respect my mother too much for this.

XW 8 years ago
Just destroy her take her phone and delete everything.

Celtore 7 years ago
Destroy her, hell no

IAmTrash 11 years ago
Oh god, no.

ahmadfaris 10 years ago
I'll steal her phone and block my number

POKEMON GIRL53 10 years ago
That is solo wierd

Aleph 12 years ago
Joke's on you, my mom's dead so now downside for me

The_Almighty_Shenron 9 years ago
Idc bout my mama she can’t tell me what to do when I am an adult

PJOBro 11 years ago
The thing is my mom don't read texts AND van't read English, so no downsides for me.

zwaglou 10 years ago
What if your mom is dead

Jixtron 11 years ago
50/50.. decisions decisions

Jio 4 years ago
I'm sorry mom.

Johnny25392 11 years ago
That sounds like a her problem lol

abcedarian 10 years ago
jokes on you my moms dead

Pressi_ 11 years ago
Oh my...
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