Will You Press The Button?

You can fly.

but

While in the air, you shit every 3 seconds. Kind of like a bird.

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pereira203 11 years ago

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ? FLY AWAY

SpeedStriker 6 years ago

you dont give a shit,you just take shits

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Psykness 5 years ago

You"d never be constipated again, and you could hover over the seat. 🔴👈🏾 💩

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I"M PETER PANTSLESS!!!

Migdin1 9 years ago

OH MY GOD!! IT IS A SEAGULL PERSON!!!

bob_burger 3 years ago

#gettingmytrollingup

_Artistic_ 11 years ago

Hell yeah, I'll shit on cars and people's heads!

Davin57 5 years ago

YES SHIT ON EVERYTHING

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drwubles 10 years ago

Where's the downside

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Then I can wear an anal catheter and pull it out near Donald trumps house

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

Take permanent residence near Trump"s house and poop on him every time he comes out.

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radmad 11 years ago

The poop doesn't necessarily have to be that big. Pea-sized poops.

Marj Hodruj 13 years ago

WOOOOOOO SHITTING ON PEOPLE

Apollo924 4 years ago

My thoughts exactly!

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coolkidash123 11 years ago

YAY i'v always wanted to poop in the air!!!!

Press the button... Or nah 10 years ago

Go say hello to your enemies or people you hate with shit!

smith9999999 10 years ago

YES I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE A BIRD AND POOP ON EVERYTHING!!!!!

Mostly Harmless 11 years ago

If you only poop frequently while in there air you can still choose to not use it.

SeabassJames 9 years ago

You are almost always in air. What are you surrounded with? What do you breathe?

superninja44889 9 years ago

Thats how you fly. Rocket propulsion.

Malachi 6 years ago

ERROR 404 DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND

seelctedvibes 9 years ago

Where is my ex....

Hello-I-am-Andrew 9 years ago

Yay I shall be poop man

Kira Hoshimi 10 years ago

What's the bad part pull down the trousers and bam.

Idkwhattonamemyself 7 years ago

Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its shittyman!

MDarkKing1654 7 years ago

No but still really funny

Adam Remillard 13 years ago

birds dont shit every 3 seconds xD but holy fuck imagine a seagull shitting every three seconds,

isuc4life 8 years ago

it was a joke dammit

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TheChaseBoss 9 years ago

It"s like a dream come true, you can shit on all of your worst enemy"s every three seconds. But you will never get a job because you shit on your soon to be boss"s seat. 💩

Mai-chan 9 years ago

Every 3 seconds?! That can NOT be healthy...

CM_Gabriel61 10 years ago

I don't see a downside in that

Coolcon 10 years ago

Flys over the people who bullies me

Pitler10 10 years ago

Poop incomingðŸ˜±!!!

SuperGirlSierra13 10 years ago

Bring it on!!!!

MeGuMi 11 years ago

Fly over the people you hate. : )

thebeavers 11 years ago

Were the down side now I can fly and shit with out having to land! Yay

AlakzanderA 11 years ago

AMAZING!!!! That is all I have to say :D

LionDevil_RS 11 years ago

Thats a amazing super power

arandompersonplayingabuttongame 11 years ago

can i just fly over donald trump 24/7

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

just typed 9134

Lonewanderer 11 years ago

Afterburners trollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololooolololplplplploloololololoplolllopolololplplplplo

JupiterProductions 9 years ago

no downside

Makea 11 years ago

Piss everyone off. Be like ha sucker!

YayorNay 7 years ago

I see no downside

HumanPerson 11 years ago

The Ultimate TrolL!

HaydenMetzcus 9 years ago

I'll shit faster than a fucking goose.

TheBigM 12 years ago

I will rain my turds of furry on the who get in my way

JacobEden 10 years ago

Poop away

Jesse Metivier 13 years ago

awwwhhhh yaaaaaa

PartyGamer931 8 years ago

HEY DICKHEAD GET READY FOR SOME SHIT!!!!

200809714 8 years ago

Gross

Gutu 11 years ago

Como deixa em português Brasil

mei667 last year

随时带一个便携马桶

Renan1402 11 years ago

Everyone here is a trollðŸ˜‚lol

SkyTheHowl 9 years ago

I just imagined a guy flapping his wings flying in the air. Every 3 seconds poop just fly"s from his butt. And he looks down, his eyes wide and just squawks. Thanks internet for the choking laughter.

yolofaceguy 11 years ago

its a win-win

virusmakr7788 10 years ago

SHITTYSHITTYHAHAHAHA lol its like the kemehemeha thing

oldnotweak 12 years ago

birds dont shit every three seconds

CODEX07 9 years ago

But it seems like it

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