You can fly.
but
While in the air, you shit every 3 seconds. Kind of like a bird.
I will not

pereira203 11 years ago
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ? FLY AWAY

SpeedStriker 6 years ago
you dont give a shit,you just take shits
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Psykness 5 years ago
You"d never be constipated again, and you could hover over the seat. 🔴👈🏾 💩

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I"M PETER PANTSLESS!!!

Migdin1 9 years ago
OH MY GOD!! IT IS A SEAGULL PERSON!!!

_Artistic_ 11 years ago
Hell yeah, I'll shit on cars and people's heads!

Davin57 5 years ago
YES SHIT ON EVERYTHING
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bob_burger 3 years ago
#gettingmytrollingup

drwubles 10 years ago
Where's the downside

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
Then I can wear an anal catheter and pull it out near Donald trumps house

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago
Take permanent residence near Trump"s house and poop on him every time he comes out.
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radmad 11 years ago
The poop doesn't necessarily have to be that big. Pea-sized poops.

Marj Hodruj 13 years ago
WOOOOOOO SHITTING ON PEOPLE

Apollo924 4 years ago
My thoughts exactly!
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coolkidash123 11 years ago
YAY i'v always wanted to poop in the air!!!!

Press the button... Or nah 10 years ago
Go say hello to your enemies or people you hate with shit!

smith9999999 10 years ago
YES I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE A BIRD AND POOP ON EVERYTHING!!!!!

Mostly Harmless 11 years ago
If you only poop frequently while in there air you can still choose to not use it.

SeabassJames 9 years ago
You are almost always in air. What are you surrounded with? What do you breathe?

superninja44889 9 years ago
Thats how you fly. Rocket propulsion.

Malachi 6 years ago
ERROR 404 DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND

seelctedvibes 9 years ago
Where is my ex....

Hello-I-am-Andrew 9 years ago
Yay I shall be poop man

Kira Hoshimi 10 years ago
What's the bad part pull down the trousers and bam.

Idkwhattonamemyself 7 years ago
Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its shittyman!

MDarkKing1654 7 years ago
No but still really funny

Adam Remillard 13 years ago
birds dont shit every 3 seconds xD but holy fuck imagine a seagull shitting every three seconds,

isuc4life 8 years ago
it was a joke dammit
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TheChaseBoss 9 years ago
It"s like a dream come true, you can shit on all of your worst enemy"s every three seconds. But you will never get a job because you shit on your soon to be boss"s seat. 💩

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Every 3 seconds?! That can NOT be healthy...

CM_Gabriel61 10 years ago
I don't see a downside in that

Coolcon 10 years ago
Flys over the people who bullies me

Pitler10 11 years ago
Poop incoming😱!!!

SuperGirlSierra13 11 years ago
Bring it on!!!!

MeGuMi 11 years ago
Fly over the people you hate. : )

thebeavers 11 years ago
Were the down side now I can fly and shit with out having to land! Yay

AlakzanderA 11 years ago
AMAZING!!!! That is all I have to say :D

LionDevil_RS 11 years ago
Thats a amazing super power

arandompersonplayingabuttongame 11 years ago
can i just fly over donald trump 24/7

Rexina 9 years ago
Like i "Give a Shit" Lets fly over Bibers house

Ain't nobody got time for username 11 years ago
Appstore: hmm shit+bird ow new flappy game and they are rich

catcatdogecatcadoge 10 years ago
Here I come trump

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
ROLL UP ROLL UP! ONLY £10 TO SEE THE GIANT FLYING BABY! A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! ROLL UP!

BlazeSaber 10 years ago
Pretty sure you wold die from this.

SnowyAkuma 11 years ago
Birds must really love shitting

Push Button 11 years ago
Diapers.

noitstooextrovertedforlife 7 years ago
UwU I can poop on those people that threaten to call the police on group chats after tolerating everything, then snapping at something funny!!

Meow=^-^= 11 years ago
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MrLoser 9 years ago
I'm gonna fly to Scott Cawthon"s house and shit all over it until he finishes the FNaF story.

MasterSkillz 12 years ago
Obama betta get his umbrella 'cause I ate some SERIOUS Mexican food >:3

BandanaBanana 11 years ago
Thats where adault dipers Come in

KawaiiPotato1729 10 years ago
I wear Le Air Diapers.

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
flying so high that nobody can see me :3

200809714 8 years ago
I would shit on my enimes

HiBob24 11 years ago
Flying home 2 seconds at a time...

SsjKeyblademaster 11 years ago
shit on people

thelostlegend 11 years ago
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