You can have sex with anyone and not get STD's
but
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face after you orgasm.
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago
Thats so evilㅜ뭉 ㅅ젼ㅅㄷㅇ 뭉 ㅇㅁ거

Albedo 11 years ago
So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS 11 years ago
Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey 10 years ago
*Asexual Chuckles*

sapnap 6 years ago
i pressed it :)

penismaster 6 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Anonymous Pug 11 years ago
But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

Mila Ciuła 13 years ago
well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\
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Chris0111 10 years ago
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datboi427 6 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
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All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago
So you would fucking die

azxman33 8 years ago
I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer 9 years ago
Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama 9 years ago
It is an honor

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago
Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands814 9 years ago
Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy 11 years ago
what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco 11 years ago
He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago
hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.
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Enrique Vasquez 13 years ago
Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!
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BARRELS 11 years ago
But im one of Gods son. He cannot kill innocent people. (Im part of da bible??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? nope)

Lokisbutt 8 years ago
All the masochists: AHAHAHAHA

Gandswag 11 years ago
That will hurt!

L. I will find u 11 years ago
Meh idrc tbh

1337master 8 years ago
*whimpering in hypothetical pain* It wouldn't be worth it...

ID0GAM3S 11 years ago
kill chuck norris!!!

Elvis Presley the King 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

read this comment you scrub 9 years ago
Do it with chuck norris.

dat dude 101 12 years ago
Sex will get boring

Josh767 10 years ago
No I not want kill be chuck

Smartest-Man 5 years ago
Wearing a face-guard, I expect him to kick me in the face - not the back of the head, not my chest, but my stomach... - then I can predict the reinforcements I will need to prevent the incoming attack. Chuck Norris will burst through the door, kick the hel... [Show full comment]

Wrightly 11 years ago
Hey i can just call bruce lee

VoiceOfReason 11 years ago
The only downside I see is that it is Chock Norris Roundhousing you. Why not a proffesional kick-boxer. At least you would live.

Pyrosinical 7 years ago
Just dont orgasm it says after YOU orgasm so, no biological kids

Darkharp182 11 years ago
Nope.

Steven Waguenouni 13 years ago
He's old

lol 11 years ago
STOP DOING THIS ITS FAKE I TRIED : DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY... [Show full comment]

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Don't orgasm.

ClareWhite 11 years ago
But i'm asexual

notcoolbro42 10 years ago
Worth it!

bestguy 11 years ago
Why not?You can sex and stop before orgasm and fuck that kick :D maybe it is worth it

charizard_ 9 years ago
Aww no

yodude 11 years ago
ill tell the girl to get the hit

imavirginnn 5 years ago
CUM AS YOU ARE

AldinWTF 11 years ago
IF I WIN I WILL SHAVE HIS ASS ALL DAY LONG

Kaminomikan 9 years ago
not worthy for a 1 time thing.

LongLeafBlade 12 years ago
lose-lose

Celeste Suzuhara 10 years ago
This seems like a question Francis would like...

Cole T. Freeman 13 years ago
Yeah I'm not really into that kind of kink

DangerFuzionx 11 years ago
What's is STD well at least I can have sex

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago
I would die! At least I die doing what I love!

CuteBluKittyCat :3 11 years ago
69% of people didn't. heheh

Kagerosa 11 years ago
What the duck!!
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