Will You Press The Button?

Albedo10 years ago

So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS9 years ago

Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey8 years ago

*Asexual Chuckles*

sapnap5 years ago

i pressed it :)

penismaster5 years ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Anonymous Pug10 years ago

But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

Chris01119 years ago

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datboi4275 years ago

or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments

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Mila CiuÅ‚a12 years ago

well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\

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All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

So you would fucking die

azxman337 years ago

I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer8 years ago

Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama8 years ago

It is an honor

Star_ZRAL8 years ago

Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands8148 years ago

Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago

Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy10 years ago

what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco10 years ago

He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago

hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.

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Enrique Vasquez12 years ago

Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!

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danik4team9 years ago

WTF is this question? XD

CryptoMyndlast year

Let's break this down: first, it says you can have sex with anyone, that means you have the ability to engage in intercourse with absolutely anyone, which automatically throws negative consequences out the window. Just carry around a riot shield and you'll...[Show full comment]

Death Wish 10 years ago

this isn't a question for asexuals

SansTheSkeleton048 years ago

well hes dead so YAY

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Lol. in memes he will love on!

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ladygigi10 years ago

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY cant help but laugh LOL dont want to mess with chuck norris bad all bad >.>

VideoOlympicsYT10 years ago

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Warderthenovadestroyer168 years ago

I like my face the way it is, so no.

Cobalt1911 years ago

Pfft I can take a kick no problem

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

<sigh>

BARRELS9 years ago

But im one of Gods son. He cannot kill innocent people. (Im part of da bible??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? nope)

Lokisbutt7 years ago

All the masochists: AHAHAHAHA

Gandswag10 years ago

That will hurt!

L. I will find u9 years ago

Meh idrc tbh

1337master7 years ago

*whimpering in hypothetical pain* It wouldn't be worth it...

ID0GAM3S10 years ago

kill chuck norris!!!

Elvis Presley the King9 years ago

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read this comment you scrub8 years ago

Do it with chuck norris.

dat dude 10111 years ago

Sex will get boring

Josh7679 years ago

No I not want kill be chuck

Smartest-Man3 years ago

Wearing a face-guard, I expect him to kick me in the face - not the back of the head, not my chest, but my stomach... - then I can predict the reinforcements I will need to prevent the incoming attack. Chuck Norris will burst through the door, kick the hel...[Show full comment]

Wrightly10 years ago

Hey i can just call bruce lee

VoiceOfReason9 years ago

The only downside I see is that it is Chock Norris Roundhousing you. Why not a proffesional kick-boxer. At least you would live.

Pyrosinical6 years ago

Just dont orgasm it says after YOU orgasm so, no biological kids

Darkharp18210 years ago

Nope.

Steven Waguenouni12 years ago

He's old

lol10 years ago

STOP DOING THIS ITS FAKE I TRIED : DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY...[Show full comment]