Hi. My name is 0rder0f0ctopus. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans, then make you paste into a certain amount of comments....[Show full comment]
datboi4276 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
But im one of Gods son. He cannot kill innocent people. (Im part of da bible??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? nope)
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Lokisbutt8 years ago
All the masochists: AHAHAHAHA
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Gandswag11 years ago
That will hurt!
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L. I will find u11 years ago
Meh idrc tbh
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1337master8 years ago
*whimpering in hypothetical pain* It wouldn't be worth it...
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ID0GAM3S11 years ago
kill chuck norris!!!
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Elvis Presley the King10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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read this comment you scrub9 years ago
Do it with chuck norris.
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dat dude 10112 years ago
Sex will get boring
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Josh76710 years ago
No I not want kill be chuck
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Smartest-Man5 years ago
Wearing a face-guard, I expect him to kick me in the face - not the back of the head, not my chest, but my stomach... - then I can predict the reinforcements I will need to prevent the incoming attack. Chuck Norris will burst through the door, kick the hel...[Show full comment]
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Wrightly11 years ago
Hey i can just call bruce lee
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VoiceOfReason11 years ago
The only downside I see is that it is Chock Norris Roundhousing you. Why not a proffesional kick-boxer. At least you would live.
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Pyrosinical7 years ago
Just dont orgasm it says after YOU orgasm so, no biological kids
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Darkharp18211 years ago
Nope.
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Steven Waguenouni13 years ago
He's old
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lol11 years ago
STOP DOING THIS ITS FAKE I TRIED : DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY...[Show full comment]
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
Don't orgasm.
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ClareWhite11 years ago
But i'm asexual
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notcoolbro4210 years ago
Worth it!
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bestguy11 years ago
Why not?You can sex and stop before orgasm and fuck that kick :D maybe it is worth it
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