Will You Press The Button?

Albedo9 years ago

So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS9 years ago

Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey8 years ago

*Asexual Chuckles*

sapnap4 years ago

i pressed it :)

penismaster4 years ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Anonymous Pug9 years ago

But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

Chris01119 years ago

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datboi4274 years ago

or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments

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Mila CiuÅ‚a12 years ago

well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\

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All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

So you would fucking die

azxman337 years ago

I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer7 years ago

Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama8 years ago

It is an honor

Star_ZRAL8 years ago

Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands8148 years ago

Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago

Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy9 years ago

what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco9 years ago

He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago

hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.

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Enrique Vasquez12 years ago

Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!

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VertyxxC9 years ago

Didn't say every time.

SUPERNOVA-SIX7 years ago

Win win, just fuck Chuck then get roundhoused and have more, if you like BDSM

vicvinegar10 years ago

Chuck Norris is 75 years old, I'm pretty sure I'd be fine.

Jessetherich3 years ago

Uhm sexy

Mizore 9 years ago

He's like 80 now so it wouldn't hurt

DezMen10 years ago

Who would want to Fuck a person with stds anyway?

hot mamaðŸ‘° 9 years ago

RogueTitan399 years ago

What happens when Chuck Norris dies?

MatheusLaurentino8 years ago

Chuck norris is likely really old by now like 95 years old if not dead yet

Leon Rai12 years ago

I dont care if he's strong or a weak pussy dude i dont wanna get kicked in da face...

3Dboyin3D9 years ago

Chuck Norris IRL was like 60 probably older he'll break his hip if he tries

Asylum12236 years ago

I want chuck norris

MemeLordCthulhu9 years ago

Dear lord no, you would DIE

DabPikachu7 years ago

Chuck Norris is my idol. I would fuck anybody just to get kicked by him. Downside much?

IronDragon2000 9 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Death Wish 9 years ago

this isn't a question for asexuals

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

well hes dead so YAY

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Lol. in memes he will love on!

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ladygigi10 years ago

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY cant help but laugh LOL dont want to mess with chuck norris bad all bad >.>

danik4team9 years ago

WTF is this question? XD

CryptoMynd10 months ago

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Warderthenovadestroyer168 years ago

I like my face the way it is, so no.

Cobalt1911 years ago

Pfft I can take a kick no problem

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

<sigh>

VideoOlympicsYT9 years ago

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BARRELS9 years ago

But im one of Gods son. He cannot kill innocent people. (Im part of da bible??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? nope)

Lokisbutt7 years ago

All the masochists: AHAHAHAHA

Gandswag9 years ago

That will hurt!

1337master7 years ago

*whimpering in hypothetical pain* It wouldn't be worth it...

ID0GAM3S10 years ago

kill chuck norris!!!

Elvis Presley the King9 years ago

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L. I will find u9 years ago

Meh idrc tbh

Josh7679 years ago

No I not want kill be chuck

Smartest-Man3 years ago

Wearing a face-guard, I expect him to kick me in the face - not the back of the head, not my chest, but my stomach... - then I can predict the reinforcements I will need to prevent the incoming attack. Chuck Norris will burst through the door, kick the hel...[Show full comment]

Wrightly9 years ago

Hey i can just call bruce lee

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