Will You Press The Button?

Albedo9 years ago

So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS9 years ago

Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey8 years ago

*Asexual Chuckles*

sapnap5 years ago

i pressed it :)

penismaster5 years ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Anonymous Pug9 years ago

But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

Chris01119 years ago

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datboi4275 years ago

or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments

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Mila CiuÅ‚a12 years ago

well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\

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All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

So you would fucking die

azxman337 years ago

I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer8 years ago

Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama8 years ago

It is an honor

Star_ZRAL8 years ago

Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands8148 years ago

Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago

Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy9 years ago

what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco9 years ago

He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago

hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.

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Enrique Vasquez12 years ago

Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!

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BARRELS9 years ago

But im one of Gods son. He cannot kill innocent people. (Im part of da bible??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? nope)

Lokisbutt7 years ago

All the masochists: AHAHAHAHA

Gandswag10 years ago

That will hurt!

1337master7 years ago

*whimpering in hypothetical pain* It wouldn't be worth it...

ID0GAM3S10 years ago

kill chuck norris!!!

Elvis Presley the King9 years ago

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L. I will find u9 years ago

Meh idrc tbh

Josh7679 years ago

No I not want kill be chuck

Smartest-Man3 years ago

Wearing a face-guard, I expect him to kick me in the face - not the back of the head, not my chest, but my stomach... - then I can predict the reinforcements I will need to prevent the incoming attack. Chuck Norris will burst through the door, kick the hel...[Show full comment]

Wrightly9 years ago

Hey i can just call bruce lee

read this comment you scrub8 years ago

Do it with chuck norris.

dat dude 10110 years ago

Sex will get boring

Pyrosinical5 years ago

Just dont orgasm it says after YOU orgasm so, no biological kids

Darkharp18210 years ago

Nope.

Steven Waguenouni12 years ago

He's old

VoiceOfReason9 years ago

The only downside I see is that it is Chock Norris Roundhousing you. Why not a proffesional kick-boxer. At least you would live.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Don't orgasm.

ClareWhite9 years ago

But i'm asexual

lol10 years ago

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