Will You Press The Button?

The Marionette 11 years ago

jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago

lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me

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Anthony 5 11 years ago

how is that pleasant?

Someman 10 years ago

You won't care

therealobama 4 years ago

doesn't say i cant lose weight

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

My life now.

XmaxPlays 10 years ago

1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago

Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux06 9 years ago

Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux06 9 years ago

Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena 13 years ago

1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell 8 years ago

#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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TheBigFriendlyCF 11 years ago

Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands 9 years ago

So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy 4 years ago

It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen

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Xavier Clouatre 13 years ago

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

Vahl 10 years ago

Lose weight. simple as that. also i dont have friends, just a boyfriend

AbsolutelyPathethiccAndVeryDisappointingFailureWhoLikesCatsMoreThanDogs011235813 8 years ago

This is already me except I don't have jod.

ApplecaT 11 years ago

THERE'S A MAGICAL THING CALLED EXCERSIZE

Kute_kitty 9 years ago

Use the money to get surgery TA DA.

Joseph Micah Beaumia 13 years ago

meh im already poked fun of by my friends i just do it back and the fat bit welllll >.> im no toothpick myself

DeepaRaee 9 years ago

I wanna be fat

Loopiloop 11 years ago

Im fat ans my only friends constantly make fun of me

floppystarfish 10 years ago

That doesn't sound very pleasant though...

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago

But... then they won't be my friends.

RaptorGamer 10 years ago

pretty much already my life

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

wait u fat?

MEDICGaming 2 years ago

the cut will be insane

Danya_Wazwaz 11 years ago

So bascally no friends?

abcx 9 years ago

But then it wouldn't be very pleasant.

JackelineP98 11 years ago

How is it a quiet and pleasant life if you're "friends" make fun of you, lol.

Lucario9906 6 years ago

So? I'm already fat.

coolkidash123 11 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no!

Seapixel 9 years ago

My life already. Minus the job.

JohnPariah 12 years ago

I'm sure that's probably what my life's gonna be anyway

Xxxbutton masterxxx 10 years ago

Not pleasant

Moonsquirrel 10 years ago

The downside is already me

Mike Johnson 11 years ago

Plastic surgery

Labracadabrador 8 years ago

Try again sucker, I have no friends. ...wait.

Lone Wolf 2669 11 years ago

Ooh but fat. Nope.

Gracicorn15 9 years ago

they aren't friends

Lucus 11 years ago

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blueshooja 10 years ago

No downside, if I live a pleasant life, the friends that make fun of me and my obesity don't make my life bad.

Davvedido 9 years ago

Buy better freinds 😉

jimmy 11 years ago

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lil_brudder 10 years ago

Hmmm why dose this seem familer

KenYoNea 4 years ago

kys

buttoNThinker 10 years ago

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