Will You Press The Button?

z1sm1u 2 years ago

超过的繁殖的欲望自是一种疾病

Maharid last year

Oh well, i will still not leave a monk life.

_SlytherinROX 11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Hello1 10 years ago

you heard that!? wow I need to dial it down a notch...

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Merilille 11 years ago

YES! Free money. Asexuality is the best.

Sous 8 years ago

Woooo!

lineny jacksepticeye fan 10 years ago

well i dont wanna have sex

damo999 11 years ago

Just masturebate

dollschmidt 11 years ago

i just need the money....... i could buy ever fnaf game and 100000 cats.......

Box-O-Cookies 9 years ago

most of the games are free though

krios 11 years ago

fingering and touching is enough

USGC 8 years ago

Hah

Toast_Box 6 years ago

Being asexual is great in this situation

ShadowSpirit 9 years ago

Dude, i am under 16

Pandalf_Darwin 3 years ago

it means ever

Alice Natalie Shepherd 13 years ago

I'm asexual, anyway. thanks for the free cash!

ReefChong 3 years ago

agree

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The Boeing Kid 11 years ago

screw sex!

SteamPunkMoon 11 years ago

*laughs asexually*

SteamPunkMoon 11 years ago

*laughs asexually*

ThePryceAintRight 10 years ago

Asexual, ftw!!

HPWAS 11 years ago

Man I love sex so much

Sydlyn36 11 years ago

I'm asexual so no problems here

Lenrox 11 years ago

Asexual laughter

NeatCrown 11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

JOSEPHBARKER 9 years ago

I am planning on being virgin so....the for making me rich!!!!!!!☺

Mzeeserket 11 years ago

Artificial insemination for your own kids. And free money. I can still have a husband or wif just can't have sex. But free money...

POOOOOOP 11 years ago

Who wouldn't press the bottom. You'd be living the high life!!!!!

ocean andrus 11 years ago

never had sex. never want to have sex

thericegamer 9 years ago

I haven't had sex in the first place, so when I press the button, it says again, and so I get 5mil a year and sex (does that make sense?)

Julia Cunningham 13 years ago

There is no dick worth 5 million dollars

RandomGuy1234 9 years ago

Other than mine

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Brssps1 11 years ago

Define "Sex"

rainbow will not... 10 years ago

wet dreams

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zero the joker 11 years ago

Of course

Perrygames 11 years ago

Become a prostitute.

ANIMOO 10 years ago

That's still sex...

Nepgear for president 11 years ago

Whoever didn't press this button is an idiot.

CMHammond 11 years ago

I would disagree there. Only Asexuals and people who are prepared to give up sex, would press the button. Yes, free money, but no sex? Not worth it, it also means not having children of your own.

Brandin Michael Goldsberry 13 years ago

What do you mean again?

Kelsey R Rodriguez 13 years ago

Asexual. Free money to celebrate my birth? I am alright with that.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

tibytab_ 9 years ago

Theres IVF anyways so if i ever wanna get pregantae when im older ill go ivf lmao So its a win win xD

LadyAngel 10 years ago

You know, children are priceless.

EastonPolnick 9 years ago

Yeah but we"re talking 5 mil a year, a healthy person can live for 80 years, 80x5=400 MILLION, are you willing to waste 400 millin dollars for kids?

SomethingFromSpace 12 years ago

There is literally no loss here for me

RookBailey 4 years ago

*laughs in aro/ace*

alexjackson132343 10 years ago

im to yong

Rekt Much Bro? 10 years ago

Not worth it

VioletNocte 5 years ago

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

will da boss 11 years ago

me 12 I want kids

ScarlettRoseSparks 9 years ago

Nope.

brianguy 11 years ago

Nooooooooooooooooo

CoffeDragon69 7 years ago

Never gonna get sex anyways so...

trashley23 9 years ago

le asexual laughter >:D

fitetoon 11 years ago

Ace is fun

ImJustHim 10 years ago

Still can masturbate :^)

JamZHate 10 years ago

No worth it but I'll think of a way around this

TheMuchSwagDoge 2 years ago

I think no sex is a good price for getting 78x the national average salary

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Couldn't you just use the money to pay for head.

Bluef00d 8 years ago

adopt children

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