Will You Press The Button?

Maharid3 months ago

Oh well, i will still not leave a monk life.

z1sm1u11 months ago

超过的繁殖的欲望自是一种疾病

_SlytherinROX10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Hello18 years ago

you heard that!? wow I need to dial it down a notch...

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Merilille10 years ago

YES! Free money. Asexuality is the best.

Sous7 years ago

Woooo!

lineny jacksepticeye fan8 years ago

well i dont wanna have sex

Toast_Box5 years ago

Being asexual is great in this situation

dollschmidt9 years ago

i just need the money....... i could buy ever fnaf game and 100000 cats.......

Box-O-Cookies7 years ago

most of the games are free though

damo99910 years ago

Just masturebate

krios10 years ago

fingering and touching is enough

USGC7 years ago

Hah

ShadowSpirit8 years ago

Dude, i am under 16

Pandalf_Darwinlast year

it means ever

The Boeing Kid9 years ago

screw sex!

Alice Natalie Shepherd12 years ago

I'm asexual, anyway. thanks for the free cash!

ReefChong2 years ago

agree

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SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

*laughs asexually*

SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

*laughs asexually*

ThePryceAintRight9 years ago

Asexual, ftw!!

HPWAS10 years ago

Man I love sex so much

Sydlyn3610 years ago

I'm asexual so no problems here

Lenrox10 years ago

Asexual laughter

NeatCrown10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

JOSEPHBARKER8 years ago

I am planning on being virgin so....the for making me rich!!!!!!!☺

Mzeeserket 9 years ago

Artificial insemination for your own kids. And free money. I can still have a husband or wif just can't have sex. But free money...

POOOOOOP9 years ago

Who wouldn't press the bottom. You'd be living the high life!!!!!

ocean andrus10 years ago

never had sex. never want to have sex

thericegamer8 years ago

I haven't had sex in the first place, so when I press the button, it says again, and so I get 5mil a year and sex (does that make sense?)

Julia Cunningham12 years ago

There is no dick worth 5 million dollars

RandomGuy12348 years ago

Other than mine

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Brssps19 years ago

Define "Sex"

rainbow will not...9 years ago

wet dreams

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zero the joker10 years ago

Of course

Perrygames10 years ago

Become a prostitute.

ANIMOO9 years ago

That's still sex...

Nepgear for president 10 years ago

Whoever didn't press this button is an idiot.

CMHammond10 years ago

I would disagree there. Only Asexuals and people who are prepared to give up sex, would press the button. Yes, free money, but no sex? Not worth it, it also means not having children of your own.

Brandin Michael Goldsberry12 years ago

What do you mean again?

Kelsey R Rodriguez12 years ago

Asexual. Free money to celebrate my birth? I am alright with that.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

Dexagon4 years ago

Just watch porn,bruh...

MikoOfGensokyo9 years ago

Well, I pressed it. I don't really care about having sex. If I need children I can just go to adoption center.

Lastcal9 years ago

You'll never feel the intimacy and pleasure everyone longs for!

Little Miss Spiteful8 years ago

$5,000,000 would get me so many dildos

Kayl10 years ago

I'm a kid I couldn't have sex anyway

391014099 years ago

I already pressed a button where i get a lot of money anyway so

Kripz_TheAwper9 years ago

Not losing anything any way :(

Suzanne9188 years ago

FREE CASH!!!

BananaTree10 years ago

Didn't say no masturbation or oral sex. Or no partners that could pleasure you with their hands. Ways around it

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago

If i never had sex it is not again

InfinityGodX6 years ago

No sex as in sex sex or oral too???

DollyZombie8 years ago

I'm asexual, dude. I would be the happiest person ever!

conor66010 years ago

again would mean im not a virgin

wers9 years ago

well it didnt say i could adopt a kid

dan_0183747 years ago

um I don't have to listen

Abbas-Ali3 years ago

Haven't had sex the first time so I don't see the issue.

Silverino9 years ago

I will be forever alone so... fuck it

shipqueen287 years ago

*the asexuals of this universe collectively laugh*

Bewarethewalrus 10 years ago

Blowjobs, handjobs, and t*tf***ing for the rest of my life.

Not Here10 years ago

Spoken like a true virgin!

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