Will You Press The Button?

You get the woman/man of your dreams

but

You can never have sex with them

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark8 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark and twsited

meatloave2 months ago

and evil and dark

FunkyCheeseballs10 years ago

A loving relationship doesnt have to involve sex

Johndabanana2 years ago

You can still touch them or put it next to it.

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Raine.katt9 years ago

Sex isn't important in a relationship. And if sex is SO important to you then just become a hooker. Problem solved. Go have aids. Please

xInfinitelyOddx9 years ago

you don't need sex to be a a amazing relationship :D

general squish9 years ago

So who cares. Just adopt. Who needs sex.

Gojifan19757 years ago

I’m calling the police

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Catowoo10 years ago

Aseuxal. HAHAAH BITCHES MISHA COLLINS IS MINE.

MCR-BTS_Fishie7 years ago

Nuuuu not my Misha >.< Fine I claim the Jensen Acklesssss

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BoomBoomBitches_4 years ago

Asexuals, UNITE

vexie4 years ago

Asexual laughter

the planet of questions10 years ago

asexuality wins here. All the stabbings will be had

IsobelSparrow5 years ago

I'm not ace but my life isn't about sex

AsexualQueen7 years ago

My name explains it all

so.what.am.i.doing.here.9 years ago

love isn't always about sex, its about an emotional bond between two people

Hannah-chan Jore12 years ago

*asexual laughter in background*

Solas3 years ago

*more asexual laughter*

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FlameBlaze9 years ago

Masturbate

filly9211 years ago

Asexual! ---WIN!

Sir. Snarlington10 years ago

Anal beads

Firesparklz 9 years ago

I don't want kids anyways

Joloman9 years ago

Dry hump

BlitzBreaker147 years ago

Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.

Hetastuck Trash10 years ago

*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*

Goatfacestrontium10 years ago

Sex is penetration, right? Just masterbate together.

GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ7 years ago

I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.

BobLikesCupcakes11 years ago

... Does that include anal?

TheAuthor7 years ago

I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.

LittleGiant7 years ago

Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.

ProBro698 years ago

Meme Insert

EmilyZhang8 years ago

Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex

GeorgeFritz8 years ago

Sex... what age was this app rated again?

D_YellowMadness2 months ago

I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.

Sam Holcomb12 years ago

*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*

Declan Connolly12 years ago

This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.

PrestonBrower7 years ago

I ship it

Yoshinto Michinzhi12 years ago

hail nah.

Left-Hand-Eater9 years ago

*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*

imavirginnn4 years ago

Come On Kids, Say It With Me! A! S! E! X! U! A! L!

Drwho-and-Pokemon-fangirl8 years ago

The doctor!? Take me in your TARDIS

smwilson9 years ago

Who would do this

ryboy8 years ago

No no no!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skyrim lover9 years ago

whats the point

Brian Balagula12 years ago

no sex no relationship

Avatardeath20659 years ago

Just adopt children instead

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Wheres the fun in that

ChloeBelle8 years ago

Do you need sex?

Fab-Crab9 years ago

Ok, I don't care!

Howday3 years ago

Oh boy. Killing spree? Killing spree.

serrato128 years ago

So basically my life + the woman of my dreams woohoo

RainBro9 years ago

Perfectly fine with me. Who gives a shit about sex. Not this guy!

RandomDude85 years ago

Adoption exists so yea it would be cool

Trent10 years ago

Fuck that

JackAttackBabyBackRibs9 years ago

That would mean she's alive again

Hamish Philips12 years ago

So basically the ultimate friendzone then?

jshaw719 years ago

love over sex? for me, Yes, I hope SHE loves me too...

235x0last year

Great. I pick a version of myself from another universe and they have inter-dimensional teleportation, shape-shifting, and inter-dimensional teleportation bestowal.

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