You get the woman/man of your dreams
but
You can never have sex with them
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark and twsited

meatloave 2 years ago
and evil and dark

FunkyCheeseballs 11 years ago
A loving relationship doesnt have to involve sex

Johndabanana 4 years ago
You can still touch them or put it next to it.
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Raine.katt 11 years ago
Sex isn't important in a relationship. And if sex is SO important to you then just become a hooker. Problem solved. Go have aids. Please

xInfinitelyOddx 11 years ago
you don't need sex to be a a amazing relationship :D

general squish 11 years ago
So who cares. Just adopt. Who needs sex.

Goonin2u 8 months ago
Enrique
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Catowoo 11 years ago
Aseuxal. HAHAAH BITCHES MISHA COLLINS IS MINE.

MCR-BTS_Fishie 9 years ago
Nuuuu not my Misha >.< Fine I claim the Jensen Acklesssss
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the planet of questions 12 years ago
asexuality wins here. All the stabbings will be had

BoomBoomBitches_ 5 years ago
Asexuals, UNITE

vexie 5 years ago
Asexual laughter

Hannah-chan Jore 13 years ago
*asexual laughter in background*

Solas 5 years ago
*more asexual laughter*
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AsexualQueen 8 years ago
My name explains it all

IsobelSparrow 6 years ago
I'm not ace but my life isn't about sex

so.what.am.i.doing.here. 10 years ago
love isn't always about sex, its about an emotional bond between two people

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
Masturbate

Goonin2u 8 months ago
On it, Twin.

filly92 12 years ago
Asexual! ---WIN!

Sir. Snarlington 11 years ago
Anal beads

Firesparklz 11 years ago
I don't want kids anyways

Joloman 11 years ago
Dry hump

Hetastuck Trash 12 years ago
*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*

Goatfacestrontium 12 years ago
Sex is penetration, right? Just masterbate together.

BobLikesCupcakes 12 years ago
... Does that include anal?

BlitzBreaker14 8 years ago
Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.

GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ 8 years ago
I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.

TheAuthor 9 years ago
I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.

LittleGiant 9 years ago
Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.

ProBro69 9 years ago
Meme Insert

EmilyZhang 9 years ago
Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex

GeorgeFritz 9 years ago
Sex... what age was this app rated again?

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago
I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.

Sam Holcomb 13 years ago
*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*

Declan Connolly 13 years ago
This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.

PrestonBrower 9 years ago
I ship it

Yoshinto Michinzhi 13 years ago
hail nah.

Left-Hand-Eater 10 years ago
*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*

RainBro 11 years ago
Perfectly fine with me. Who gives a shit about sex. Not this guy!

RandomDude8 6 years ago
Adoption exists so yea it would be cool

Trent 12 years ago
Fuck that

serrato12 10 years ago
So basically my life + the woman of my dreams woohoo

Hamish Philips 13 years ago
So basically the ultimate friendzone then?

jshaw71 10 years ago
love over sex? for me, Yes, I hope SHE loves me too...

bartb6 10 months ago
holy shit 2 upsides

JackAttackBabyBackRibs 11 years ago
That would mean she's alive again

235x0 2 years ago
Great. I pick a version of myself from another universe and they have inter-dimensional teleportation, shape-shifting, and inter-dimensional teleportation bestowal.

xXbrian09Xx 11 years ago
Living someone isn't about how they look or what they have. It's about how they act or make you feel. So many people just want sex with their partners which is sad.

cryingpasteltears 11 years ago
the asexuals win again

undercovernightrcc 9 years ago
i don't wanna

mrman223 10 years ago
what is the point

ryboy 10 years ago
Shut up firewiz 04

CherrySpice 8 years ago
As a hypersexual, I will fucking die. Even when I can fuckin jerk it, so, no.

mxcro 2 years ago
58% voted against? What are these people’s priorities.

jshaw71 9 years ago
If she"s ok with it, I am too...

Nathália Messina 13 years ago
Angel and Buffy?

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