Will You Press The Button?

You get the woman/man of your dreams

but

You can never have sex with them

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark and twsited

meatloave16 days ago

and evil and dark

FunkyCheeseballs9 years ago

A loving relationship doesnt have to involve sex

Johndabanana2 years ago

You can still touch them or put it next to it.

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Raine.katt9 years ago

Sex isn't important in a relationship. And if sex is SO important to you then just become a hooker. Problem solved. Go have aids. Please

xInfinitelyOddx9 years ago

you don't need sex to be a a amazing relationship :D

general squish9 years ago

So who cares. Just adopt. Who needs sex.

Gojifan19757 years ago

I’m calling the police

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Catowoo10 years ago

Aseuxal. HAHAAH BITCHES MISHA COLLINS IS MINE.

MCR-BTS_Fishie7 years ago

Nuuuu not my Misha >.< Fine I claim the Jensen Acklesssss

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BoomBoomBitches_4 years ago

Asexuals, UNITE

vexie4 years ago

Asexual laughter

the planet of questions10 years ago

asexuality wins here. All the stabbings will be had

IsobelSparrow5 years ago

I'm not ace but my life isn't about sex

AsexualQueen7 years ago

My name explains it all

so.what.am.i.doing.here.9 years ago

love isn't always about sex, its about an emotional bond between two people

Hannah-chan Jore12 years ago

*asexual laughter in background*

Solas3 years ago

*more asexual laughter*

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FlameBlaze9 years ago

Masturbate

filly9210 years ago

Asexual! ---WIN!

Sir. Snarlington9 years ago

Anal beads

Firesparklz 9 years ago

I don't want kids anyways

Joloman9 years ago

Dry hump

BlitzBreaker147 years ago

Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.

Hetastuck Trash10 years ago

*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*

Goatfacestrontium10 years ago

Sex is penetration, right? Just masterbate together.

GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ7 years ago

I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.

BobLikesCupcakes10 years ago

... Does that include anal?

TheAuthor7 years ago

I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.

LittleGiant7 years ago

Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.

ProBro697 years ago

Meme Insert

EmilyZhang8 years ago

Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex

GeorgeFritz8 years ago

Sex... what age was this app rated again?

D_YellowMadness18 days ago

I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.

Declan Connolly12 years ago

This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.

PrestonBrower7 years ago

I ship it

Sam Holcomb12 years ago

*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*

Yoshinto Michinzhi12 years ago

hail nah.

Left-Hand-Eater9 years ago

*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*

Petergriffin112last year

Or, can I watch?

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

I already have the woman I want. It"s called a girlfriend.

papigoalz9 years ago

Sex connects

lizabean8 years ago

22212 asexuals just rolled their eyes

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm not asexual and I didn't press the button. I'm not a pervert

0NE9 years ago

Doesn't mean they can't have sex with you.

roykoopa314 years ago

just go to the hospital and have the doctor make a test tube baby

EpicSparklez9810 years ago

I see no problem with this

Sir Dog Man-Thing9 years ago

The perfect woman/man doesn't exist.

asdfgawc110 years ago

neva!!!!!!!!!!!

nerdybucket8 years ago

What if you want the droid of your dreams? or hermaphrodite?

Alpha1109 years ago

It's called adoption people!

pdharr9 years ago

what is new

Lucario99063 years ago

Simple answer; have a polygamous relationship.

pinkpunk59 years ago

all you allosexuals tho

Mashie079 years ago

well now I wish I didn't press the buttom

Arnas4566 years ago

I hate doing sex

CobaltStarling8 years ago

If they"re the woman of my dreams, they"d let me have sex with other people. Possibly even help to seduce them into my bed.

serrato128 years ago

TRUE THAT

BolorErdemMunkhtogtokh7 years ago

U don't have to have sex them!

GangsternauwL8 years ago

People might blame me, but I enjoy having sex

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