Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.
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Hetastuck Trash10 years ago
*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*
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Goatfacestrontium10 years ago
Sex is penetration, right?
Just masterbate together.
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GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ7 years ago
I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.
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BobLikesCupcakes10 years ago
... Does that include anal?
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TheAuthor7 years ago
I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.
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LittleGiant7 years ago
Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.
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ProBro697 years ago
Meme Insert
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EmilyZhang8 years ago
Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex
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GeorgeFritz8 years ago
Sex... what age was this app rated again?
D_YellowMadnesslast month
I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.
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Sam Holcomb12 years ago
*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*
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Declan Connolly12 years ago
This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.
PrestonBrower7 years ago
I ship it
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Yoshinto Michinzhi12 years ago
hail nah.
Left-Hand-Eater9 years ago
*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*
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RandomDude85 years ago
Adoption exists so yea it would be cool
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Trent10 years ago
Fuck that
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serrato128 years ago
So basically my life + the woman of my dreams woohoo
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RainBro9 years ago
Perfectly fine with me. Who gives a shit about sex. Not this guy!
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jshaw719 years ago
love over sex? for me, Yes, I hope SHE loves me too...
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JackAttackBabyBackRibs9 years ago
That would mean she's alive again
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Hamish Philips12 years ago
So basically the ultimate friendzone then?
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235x0last year
Great. I pick a version of myself from another universe and they have inter-dimensional teleportation, shape-shifting, and inter-dimensional teleportation bestowal.
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xXbrian09Xx9 years ago
Living someone isn't about how they look or what they have. It's about how they act or make you feel. So many people just want sex with their partners which is sad.
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undercovernightrcc8 years ago
i don't wanna
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mrman2239 years ago
what is the point
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cryingpasteltears10 years ago
the asexuals win again
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CherrySpice7 years ago
As a hypersexual, I will fucking die. Even when I can fuckin jerk it, so, no.
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ryboy8 years ago
Shut up firewiz 04
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jshaw717 years ago
If she"s ok with it, I am too...
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Nathália Messina12 years ago
Angel and Buffy?
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FireWiz049 years ago
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papersnake2 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]
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