You get the woman/man of your dreams
but
You can never have sex with them
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark9 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark and twsited

meatloave3 months ago
and evil and dark

FunkyCheeseballs10 years ago
A loving relationship doesnt have to involve sex

Johndabanana2 years ago
You can still touch them or put it next to it.
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Raine.katt10 years ago
Sex isn't important in a relationship. And if sex is SO important to you then just become a hooker. Problem solved. Go have aids. Please

xInfinitelyOddx9 years ago
you don't need sex to be a a amazing relationship :D

general squish9 years ago
So who cares. Just adopt. Who needs sex.

Gojifan19757 years ago
I’m calling the police
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Catowoo10 years ago
Aseuxal. HAHAAH BITCHES MISHA COLLINS IS MINE.

MCR-BTS_Fishie7 years ago
Nuuuu not my Misha >.< Fine I claim the Jensen Acklesssss
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BoomBoomBitches_4 years ago
Asexuals, UNITE

vexie4 years ago
Asexual laughter

the planet of questions10 years ago
asexuality wins here. All the stabbings will be had

IsobelSparrow5 years ago
I'm not ace but my life isn't about sex

AsexualQueen7 years ago
My name explains it all

so.what.am.i.doing.here.9 years ago
love isn't always about sex, its about an emotional bond between two people

Hannah-chan Jore12 years ago
*asexual laughter in background*

Solas3 years ago
*more asexual laughter*
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FlameBlaze9 years ago
Masturbate

filly9211 years ago
Asexual! ---WIN!

Sir. Snarlington10 years ago
Anal beads

Firesparklz 10 years ago
I don't want kids anyways

Joloman10 years ago
Dry hump

BlitzBreaker147 years ago
Fine. If I can't get the woman of my dreams, then I will get the woman that"s not in my dreams but I still love them extremely much.

Hetastuck Trash10 years ago
*Muffled crying from Francis Bonnefoy*

Goatfacestrontium10 years ago
Sex is penetration, right? Just masterbate together.

GERARDOPARRAGONZALEZ7 years ago
I am a robot. I am not programmed to love.

BobLikesCupcakes11 years ago
... Does that include anal?

TheAuthor8 years ago
I'm not even asexual and this sounds absolutely fine.

LittleGiant8 years ago
Most humans have an innate urge to have sex, so no.

ProBro698 years ago
Meme Insert

EmilyZhang8 years ago
Idc about sex I don't ever wanna do sex

GeorgeFritz8 years ago
Sex... what age was this app rated again?

D_YellowMadness3 months ago
I don't know. I use the website. You tell me.

Declan Connolly12 years ago
This may sound sappy but I already have the girl of my dreams.

PrestonBrower7 years ago
I ship it

Sam Holcomb12 years ago
*Muffled asexual snickering in the background*

Yoshinto Michinzhi12 years ago
hail nah.

Left-Hand-Eater9 years ago
*everyone starts praising this person you claim is called "Nah" in a form of which declares Nah is the ruler of the land currently housing the ones hailing to Nah*

Sir Dog Man-Thing9 years ago
The perfect woman/man doesn't exist.

asdfgawc111 years ago
neva!!!!!!!!!!!

nerdybucket9 years ago
What if you want the droid of your dreams? or hermaphrodite?

Alpha11010 years ago
It's called adoption people!

pdharr9 years ago
what is new

Lucario99064 years ago
Simple answer; have a polygamous relationship.

pinkpunk510 years ago
all you allosexuals tho

Arnas4566 years ago
I hate doing sex

CobaltStarling8 years ago
If they"re the woman of my dreams, they"d let me have sex with other people. Possibly even help to seduce them into my bed.

serrato128 years ago
TRUE THAT

Mashie079 years ago
well now I wish I didn't press the buttom

GangsternauwL9 years ago
People might blame me, but I enjoy having sex

amb10 years ago
Noooooooooooo i wont sex

BolorErdemMunkhtogtokh7 years ago
U don't have to have sex them!

DimmyDerpy 9 years ago
The only love of my life is.... yes it's dots....meh?

TheRealGlacadialast year
Not that bad a downside. Plus, even if you argue that you need it to have kids, you don't. You can adopt.

SuperVincent125210 years ago
Down side?

RHIANNONKARR8 years ago
Adopt BOOM!

imavirginnn4 years ago
Come On Kids, Say It With Me! A! S! E! X! U! A! L!

Drwho-and-Pokemon-fangirl8 years ago
The doctor!? Take me in your TARDIS
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