Will You Press The Button?

Mammot4 months ago

I am craving bacon right now

carmenwinstead3 months ago

~<|: c)

Fazbacon9 years ago

but the answer is 42

Hellohello5 months ago

Favorite reference

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DiaperGrenade6 years ago

Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"? Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats". Like if you get the reference.

DogeSmash5 years ago

Epic reference

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Josap4 years ago

My first question will be that my crush will love or sex with me

Josap4 years ago

Mader chod ja teri gandh marvake aa bhosdike

Jaelin Williams11 years ago

All the answers are 42 anyway.

Josap4 years ago

Seriously

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IHateYellow5 years ago

Does my crush like me? Best question

Josap4 years ago

Yes you are right

Dankstank5 years ago

I wuld ask are u gay then it will be yes

Blackvancandyman6 years ago

Thus changing everything about society and physics and ruining life for everyone

CollinCarter7 years ago

Hi universe! Hey, what"s the meaning of life?

Jakob6666 years ago

69ing

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ApexSpice7 years ago

My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)

Hellfire13098 years ago

The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out

xXSpiderJuanXx8 years ago

Then you would know everything

kvk4life9 years ago

what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome

Hoovyspoovygroovy8 years ago

It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.

Areyou Mymummy11 years ago

i was about to go "OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"

Laurel Glassley11 years ago

Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?

Wavedasher7 years ago

senpai yes pls (xd wut)

Martin Alexander O'leary11 years ago

I feel like this is a paradox of some kind

DemonZelie7 years ago

Ask yes/no questions so that when your done you just change from yes to no

GoldenRedSSJXavier78 years ago

Great job I've always wanted to know what's in this fucked up world

ASAP692 years ago

Is anyone still on this app

Scooper9 years ago

I'm confused...

NotThatGuy7 years ago

Do u mean Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy?

Cowbusta1296 years ago

i see no downside (im a kid

Hilary Clingwrap8 years ago

42 so i dont need to know... if you havent read the book u suck

irishdragon59 years ago

I ask for all the important ones. I leave questions such as "how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Center of a Tootsie pop?" in the air for all eternity.

trevmay04998 years ago

Let's just stick with 42 is the answer people

Wolf1237 years ago

(Lil kids voice) whats the awnser to all the worlds probolems? Me: canabalism :3

Kamelululuuuu3 years ago

so why i wanna ask questions if it will not be my questions?:(

Chicyloon7 years ago

I don't get this

Quincy8 years ago

Leave one question unanswered, like why do some people like Marmite. Sorted.

Etheallan8 years ago

Doctor who did it

Hogger4406 years ago

Don't ask how many peni*** dagoth ur have

mogley19929 years ago

i don't think i could get all the answers in my lifetime, unless i asked for the key to immortality and there was one. then i'd be a bored god and the last of my species by the time a gamechanger came in

Triple_X6 years ago

The answer to everything is 42 anyway

Annea8 years ago

But if the universe is as infinite as it seems, you'll never get all the answers because you'll never think of all the questions.

JessicaMasterson7 years ago

That"s just part of life, the questions are always changing and there is never is just 1 real answer to any question if there is 1 at all

yomonkeys1238 years ago

One, the answers 42, and 2, part of life is mystery, what's the point of life if you KNOW what's gonna happen

BadBanana692 years ago

question: am I gay :|

James FitzGerald11 years ago

How will the universe do this?

100rage9 years ago

wtf i dont understand

Sho995 years ago

What I don't get it

Disco_Turtle6 years ago

there changing the questions not the answers

The Punderful LillyPad8 years ago

I know this isnt related but why the fuck are there comments from FORTY SEVEN YEARS AGO!?!! WE'RE THERE EVEN COMPUTERS!?! IS THIS SOME SORT OF BIG?!?

KDigityDog9 years ago

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