Will You Press The Button?

Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

Fall Out 4 here I come!

Migdin18 years ago

CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! 5 hours later, *walks in to a bank robbery* CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! THIEFS, YOU WILL NOW DIE, OF CANCER IN TWO YEARS. No need to thank me, i just saved your life. CANCER MAN AWAY!!!

StudiousFinger12311 months ago

Brilliant shitding my pants laghing right now

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Loophole man9 years ago

You know that's how x-rays work, right? X-ray radiation reflects off hard surfaces and is detected by a sensor in the machine.

Cam Will9 years ago

Fallout 4 anyone?

AnonymousBrowser9 years ago

I could just sense the Fallout 4 craze coming.

High on Potassium8 years ago

Never use it use it unless threatened, it will be like something on the discovery channel --------------*in thick australian accent* "and here we see the x ray man. unlike the x ray fish, it is not see through, but it can see through people. it only does ...[Show full comment]

dariushine8 years ago

And then you die too

Seapony8 years ago

Um... x-rays are a form of radiation. This didn't specify it had to be harmful radiation. (Well, x-rays are harmful, but x-ray vision as the comic-book superpower works a lot differently. So you could just use the "radiation" as just infrared radiation....[Show full comment]

Jake Dunning12 years ago

Cancer powers, activate!

Prism8 years ago

Fuck you I thought it was funny

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sambi10 years ago

Wow 62% of you guys are stupid. There is absolutely no downside

TrollerXXL9 years ago

You don't have to use it

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KingFruit8 years ago

Who says it"s a dangerous form of radiation? Visible light is radiation.

JCVstealth9 years ago

I can use it like a spy on terrorists and radiate them

M.O'NEILL9 years ago

That's a very smart idea never thaught of that. ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

Jaasjaas7 years ago

Yay i have nuclerbomb wihtout bomb

Ritty038 years ago

Hulk with xray vision

TALS_IS_EMAZING8 years ago

To Me Or Everyone Else?

JackRock8 years ago

so we can use it at will time to take over the world

John Herbert9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have...[Show full comment]

Dubstepgamer56788 years ago

What if tomorrow"s Friday huh?

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WhiteTone10 years ago

see the panties

Adrian Jutronich12 years ago

So I get X Ray vision, and can melt everyone I hate from the inside. Fucking rad.

aeeera4 years ago

Dont forget that you can melt yourself

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JustTheOne1411 years ago

That's really stupid. What kind of radiation? Is it dangerous? Am I just radiating heat? What idiot wrote this?

TheMaskedMan9 years ago

You'd be emitting gamma rays. Which is not good.

Jin Wei Iam'me12 years ago

Do I get affected??

Rye_bread7 years ago

Yes

David Ayerst12 years ago

Use it as a self-defense tool. :U

aeeera4 years ago

A self defense suicide kamikaze tool.

Stevekiller5688 years ago

If I don't get affected by the radiation, could I just get a room full of people I don't like and use it then?

MiaCantLife9 years ago

TAKE THAT MOM

Lostboything9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Shut it.

pankake9 years ago

It's the exact same effect as a n ex Ray machine

Bonkboy3 years ago

GO GO GADGET, CANCER RAY

swgrisiaf9 years ago

i have the amazing powers of cancer!

0Thanos06 years ago

But radiation have no effect on yourself

EbonyAndAlvin9 years ago

That's alright, I've always got RadAway on me

Brander9 years ago

Yeah, I would where a radiation resistant suit, and then use my Xray vision in an area with alot of people i hate, BOOM, NUKLIER EXPLOSION POWER ACTIVATE!

Athos_Reallast year

I swear all of these fucking buttons have no downside. Why shouldn’t I push it? It’s not like I have to use it. It’s a great tool to have in an emergency

Sidd Kumar10 years ago

Humans already have x-ray vision. Read my first sentence. Keep your eyes on the sentence and then bring your finger from the left or right hand in the way. You can see through your finger

Kitsu_7w74 years ago

Well, I don't HAVE to use it all the time, it"s just nice to have it 👁️👄👁️

RomansDaBoss9 years ago

wearing a radiation suit so it doesnt spread :D

AaronSnyder7 years ago

I dont NEED X-Ray Vision

satan-sama9 years ago

Cancer is so worth it to look at your mom's tits

littlesunfire9 years ago

nope not pressing it

maxdog18348 years ago

Can it be to look through clothes please say yes

VoidRamune3 years ago

well all the goth girls in a 150 miles radius rejected me might as well take a look at them naked and kms at the same time

Lostboything9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Shut it.

Mac family 9 years ago

So I'm superman and hulk at the same time that's ducking sweet

bbat10 years ago

radiation causes cancer

Idkwhattonamemyself5 years ago

That is radical

Tom Bick9 years ago

2 superpowers in one- you emit, not absorb

dahmanner10 years ago

THAT

kwek3 years ago

I mean if you can activate it on command what"s the downside

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

In case you can't see the downside,you basically give everyone cancer.

radioactiveman9 years ago

You can give your enemy cancer by looking at him

Allwarden4710 years ago

downside?

dab9 years ago

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Kittenlover1018 years ago

Second x-ray vision button in a row :-:

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