You have X-ray vision
but
whenever you use it, it emits a huge amount of radiation
I will not


Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago
Fall Out 4 here I come!

Migdin17 years ago
CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! 5 hours later, *walks in to a bank robbery* CANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!!! THIEFS, YOU WILL NOW DIE, OF CANCER IN TWO YEARS. No need to thank me, i just saved your life. CANCER MAN AWAY!!!

Susbagger6 months ago
Brilliant pissing my pants laghing right now

Loophole man8 years ago
You know that's how x-rays work, right? X-ray radiation reflects off hard surfaces and is detected by a sensor in the machine.

High on Potassium8 years ago
Never use it use it unless threatened, it will be like something on the discovery channel --------------*in thick australian accent* "and here we see the x ray man. unlike the x ray fish, it is not see through, but it can see through people. it only does ...[Show full comment]

dariushine7 years ago
And then you die too

Cam Will9 years ago
Fallout 4 anyone?

AnonymousBrowser8 years ago
I could just sense the Fallout 4 craze coming.

Seapony7 years ago
Um... x-rays are a form of radiation. This didn't specify it had to be harmful radiation. (Well, x-rays are harmful, but x-ray vision as the comic-book superpower works a lot differently. So you could just use the "radiation" as just infrared radiation....[Show full comment]

Jake Dunning11 years ago
Cancer powers, activate!

Prism7 years ago
Fuck you I thought it was funny
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sambi9 years ago
Wow 62% of you guys are stupid. There is absolutely no downside

TrollerXXL8 years ago
You don't have to use it
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KingFruit8 years ago
Who says it"s a dangerous form of radiation? Visible light is radiation.

JCVstealth8 years ago
I can use it like a spy on terrorists and radiate them

M.O'NEILL8 years ago
That's a very smart idea never thaught of that. 👍👍

Jaasjaas6 years ago
Yay i have nuclerbomb wihtout bomb

Ritty037 years ago
Hulk with xray vision

TALS_IS_EMAZING7 years ago
To Me Or Everyone Else?

JackRock8 years ago
so we can use it at will time to take over the world

John Herbert8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have...[Show full comment]

Dubstepgamer56787 years ago
What if tomorrow"s Friday huh?
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WhiteTone9 years ago
see the panties

JustTheOne1410 years ago
That's really stupid. What kind of radiation? Is it dangerous? Am I just radiating heat? What idiot wrote this?

TheMaskedMan8 years ago
You'd be emitting gamma rays. Which is not good.

Adrian Jutronich11 years ago
So I get X Ray vision, and can melt everyone I hate from the inside. Fucking rad.

aeeera3 years ago
Dont forget that you can melt yourself
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Jin Wei Iam'me11 years ago
Do I get affected??

Rye_bread6 years ago
Yes

David Ayerst11 years ago
Use it as a self-defense tool. :U

aeeera3 years ago
A self defense suicide kamikaze tool.

pieface20058 years ago
only use it once

Shirokuma9 years ago
Maybe the military will pay me o-o xD

thebutton_2 years ago
ye..no

greaterfiend3 years ago
Id rather not see random person bones, so no point in even pushing the button.

Mr.698 years ago
I can se naked girls an i can kill them so i can rape them!!! 8=====D~~~~~~

pinktail8 years ago
So it's not VISION ability, it's KILLING ability. It's WAY BETTER.

LanceTheBrony10 years ago
You never said I was affected.

ComedyNightmare7 years ago
rape

MiaCantLife8 years ago
TAKE THAT MOM

Stevekiller5687 years ago
If I don't get affected by the radiation, could I just get a room full of people I don't like and use it then?

Bonkboy2 years ago
GO GO GADGET, CANCER RAY

Lostboything8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Shut it.

pankake9 years ago
It's the exact same effect as a n ex Ray machine

swgrisiaf8 years ago
i have the amazing powers of cancer!

0Thanos05 years ago
But radiation have no effect on yourself

EbonyAndAlvin8 years ago
That's alright, I've always got RadAway on me

Brander9 years ago
Yeah, I would where a radiation resistant suit, and then use my Xray vision in an area with alot of people i hate, BOOM, NUKLIER EXPLOSION POWER ACTIVATE!

Athos_Real5 months ago
I swear all of these fucking buttons have no downside. Why shouldn’t I push it? It’s not like I have to use it. It’s a great tool to have in an emergency

Sidd Kumar9 years ago
Humans already have x-ray vision. Read my first sentence. Keep your eyes on the sentence and then bring your finger from the left or right hand in the way. You can see through your finger

Kitsu_7w73 years ago
Well, I don't HAVE to use it all the time, it"s just nice to have it 👁️👄👁️

RomansDaBoss8 years ago
wearing a radiation suit so it doesnt spread :D

AaronSnyder6 years ago
I dont NEED X-Ray Vision

satan-sama8 years ago
Cancer is so worth it to look at your mom's tits

littlesunfire8 years ago
nope not pressing it

maxdog18347 years ago
Can it be to look through clothes please say yes

VoidRamune2 years ago
well all the goth girls in a 150 miles radius rejected me might as well take a look at them naked and kms at the same time

Lostboything8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Shut it.

Mac family 8 years ago
So I'm superman and hulk at the same time that's ducking sweet

bbat9 years ago
radiation causes cancer

Idkwhattonamemyself5 years ago
That is radical
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