i have a magical portal in my basement... oh wait it is just a black hole.... Shit
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CobaltStarling8 years ago
...They cancel each other out. Atheists and Agnostics can have their own beliefs as well you know, and if you force them to convert or die... that"s not free of prosecution or violence.
TheOdd8 years ago
That"s exactly what I was thinking. These are rough options.
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Rotsteinblock9 years ago
I will make a religion which requiers you tu use a computer at least once a week and if you dont you yust to use it twice next week.
Arcanepoison18 years ago
Sounds awesome! Let"s do it!
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T-Dude9 years ago
At first, I was trying to figure out whether or not this one is worth it. Do I sacrifice two groups for the sake of many others? Or do I allow the others to keep suffering for the sake of the two? It's a tough choice. No matter which you choose, there's pe...[Show full comment]
Why comment something bad that makes everyone become angry at another.
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
fine. because given a push, more will find our lord, Christ Jesus and be glad they were saved. 58% must be atheists/agnostic which saddens me.
Awesomepeach33 years ago
Would you all calm down??!! If you don't like what they"re saying ignore them! It"s that easy we don't want MORE hate in the world we want less don't we?
Super Duper Dude that's actually a girl9 years ago
Why must I be punished for being an atheist..
RavenBathory8 years ago
Because most people that hit the button dont think of the concequences
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Sarkxann6 years ago
Let"s just say atheism is also a religion
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LunaMelody7 years ago
Lets all pray to the spaghetti monster!
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Kiituh7 years ago
Who says I have to FOLLOW the religion?
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Camille_03048 years ago
PASTAFARIANS FOR THE WINNNNNNN!!!!!!!
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CarthOnasi8 years ago
im athiest, but all these buttons have given my immortality. i can take them. oh, and i lost my ability to feel pain, so torture will not work. it'll be fun, though!
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Mattajjames8 years ago
Kifflom brother-brothers
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DatBoiNextGeneration9 years ago
I made up my own religion a year ago that I believe in so I'm ok
Lostfeather2378 years ago
Me too
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ShayToo31059 years ago
I wouldn't change something just so I would suffer
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PoeThePotato9 years ago
Man, let people believe what they want.
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abcedarian9 years ago
Invent a religion where there is no god
Maximilian_Sinigr9 years ago
It"s been a fuckton of years ago and is called Buddhism
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Mrbeast84769 years ago
OK what did the atheists and agnostics do to me insult me?
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Vaultdweller0099 years ago
This will ultimately lead to scientific oppression
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Gothlives9 years ago
That doesn't really provoke religious freedom so I'm hoping out of this situation
you morons know that muslim religion says they can take 6 year olds as wives right? you know muslims are free to rape and murder anyone NOT of islam right? cause you idiots would be giving them free reign to rape and kill children every day.
CurtisMarauder9 years ago
We already are. Thanks Obama.
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insane3ob9 years ago
Yeah good thing people arent stupid enough to believe this will happen.
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ShockTherapy9 years ago
I thought I was an Atheist till I learned that I'm a GOD
thise comit will get lots of hate but i will not becase im a athest
CurtisMarauder9 years ago
You can't be an athiest. Athiests know how to spell.
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WeirdWolfGirl9 years ago
So, that's basically Hitler except instead of Jews it's anthiests?? No thank you
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PotatoCat9 years ago
Here I come Jeebus!!!
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Who"s that?
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person-A7 years ago
meme religion anyone?
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21_violets9 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your ...[Show full comment]
SummeryPlains19 years ago
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Ironmaster5318 years ago
I would rather everyone becomes atheist.
Sophie2978 years ago
Well I'm never gonna be cuz I would DIE defending my faith and you have nothing to live for
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Red_Bv8 years ago
nah man im agnostic that doesnt help at all
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MardChalev4 years ago
Start a new religion that technically isn't Atheism/Agnostic but also basically the same. They can all just join that religion.
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ZacharyThompson7 years ago
who cares about this kind of stuff we all praise god so were all the same right ?
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Donteverusetoilets8 years ago
I'm sorry this is offensive to me bc I'm an atheist.... so no.
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YourBoiTy6757 years ago
im an athiest soooooooooooo HELLL TO THE NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
thats stupid
everybody gets their own belifs.
screw that button
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Sophie2978 years ago
I'm catholic
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notthatimportant8 years ago
just carpet bomb the middle east, problem solved.
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winner486452 years ago
飞天意面神教!!
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VenomQuill9 years ago
This will change most of the world for good. Besides, I literally made up a few religions for the sake of book writing. I'm pretty sure I can convert ot that. Didn't say it had to be mainstream.
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Joe19967 years ago
Being anti death penalty period, I can't press the button. Sure it doesn't actually do anything but never press the button if you wouldn't in the event it was real.
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Yeetr5 years ago
I agree praise the meatballs
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EvilQueen8 years ago
Satanism and Atheism are very similar (no we don't worship Satan) so all atheists can just convert to Satanism
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Alleud9 years ago
Fuck off with your religious ass mate.
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abcx8 years ago
If we found a way to get rid of religious wars, we"d find other reasons to kill each other. Humans are assholes.
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Masteredog3609 years ago
Bring on the Jesus :)
Sophie2978 years ago
I HATE YOU GUYS IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT
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Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago
Convert to the Sans-ism religion or die
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lRojoFernl8 years ago
LOL look at the statistics like 88% of the world is religious and 10% are open to the idea of religion
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