Will You Press The Button?

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago

But if brussel sprouts taste like a negative 2 per say, -2 x 2 is -4

Yukitai4 years ago

If a food tastes bad, then clearly it was prepared wrong. In other words, cook it right and with the right ingredients, it'll taste good. (I mean, that"s what steak dishes do, use ingredients and prep work that'll make steak taste better. Just do that but with Brussel Sprouts as the base)

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TheNerdyVillager9 years ago

Holy shit, I can't shit!

Yukitai4 years ago

No sh*t Sherlock

QuantumVATS9 years ago

Permanent constipation would eventually kill me soooo nah.

Anonumous7 years ago

Constipation isnt so bad I"ve been constipated before just coz u take a lot of time in the bathroom and make it stink really bad, constipation isnt so bad. :)

Lesley_Zore5 years ago

Yes you can reply to yourself.

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DeTixConnor8 years ago

The only problem with that is if you keep your constipation for too long you'll die... So it"s basically saying everything will taste twice as good to you but you'll have horrible pain for a long time in your bowel areas and you will also eventually die... That"s the actual dilemma.

LCrayon8 years ago

So only my taste buds change??

Shay Lee12 years ago

WAIT DOESN'T THAT MAKE SHIT TASTE AWESOME THEN

yuyuyuyuyuy3 years ago

mãe puta

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Teagan Stewart12 years ago

at least the prune juice would taste better...

Lilgizzy9 years ago

Well if you hate prune juice it will taste decent so you just drink that duh

Madirishgrl9 years ago

First of all already stuck with constipation for life, second love prunes and prune juice. Oh PLZ work

StillCisTho3 years ago

Jokes on you, all foods already taste delicious to me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Except for almonds and other kinds of nuts)

cool_guy16810 years ago

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jackzmc10 years ago

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delliselled7 years ago

Kid: but I don't WANNA GO POTTY!!!!! Mom: have I told you about the man who didnt go potty and ended up underground, never coming back up again?

UnaiGamer9 years ago

Im costipated and i haven`t got any problema so

The_Darkstar8 years ago

I"d die because the poop would solidify inside me

fallout4hype10 years ago

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Esmee de Vries12 years ago

Even the laxative would taste good then. XD

drstrange9 years ago

Ow I'm do constipated

Kinkajou_Woflast year

If your constipated for even a full week you die

toughcookie1099 years ago

i dont want to be constipated

gbwball10 years ago

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yabbles7 years ago

no

D YellowMadness8 years ago

If you"re constantly constipated, wouldn't you be literally incapable of shitting?

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

No shit (no pun intended)

pandacat10 years ago

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Ajmbottorff9 years ago

Hell no

Brayden Driedger12 years ago

i dont care how good it tastes, i am NOT going to be constipated

wadawoo43415 years ago

I guess I can't get my shit together

Shadow19 years ago

No it said twice as good it will still be nasty

Cutykitty8 years ago

I all ready have 2x twice of the taste buds soooo what’s the point of pressing the stupid button

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Having 2x taste buds doesnt necessarily mean it tastes twice as better.

crazymad1210 years ago

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ALWAYS DOWNSIDES11 years ago

YEAH

TheWolf278 years ago

This is basically a metaphor

Gh0st_bOilast year

buy everything for my "family" and use it

theonionmints9 years ago

Constipation tables...duh

Fat Greta10 years ago

Food is already my bae, why would I want to be constipated and eat toilet?

Captain_Deadpool7 years ago

Oh so you mean normal life but better fuck yeah I press that button!!!

Pokemonblast658 years ago

no downside because Im constipated 23 hours a day because I literally shit bricks

Tman10510 years ago

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Someoddstuff15 years ago

Being full of shit hurts bad and also you would piss all the time so i dont fucking know

Hhhtthv7 years ago

😲

BranHam10 years ago

No because I know constipation hurts

Spiderp8 years ago

Fuck that shit. wordplay intended.

homestuckTrash10 years ago

as i say "smooth move exlax" because its taaaastey

meatloave2 months ago

A steady supply of state of the art poop-loosener will take care of some of that

PacmanLeafMaster 9 years ago

This one is amazing

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Fun fact: constipation causes hemorrhoids. Funner fact: hemorrhoids aren't limited to old people. Funnest fact: hemorrhoids make your ass bleed whenever you shit. And not just a little either. Im talking blood dripping from your anus. Oh yeah, and it hurts like hell. Have fun with your tasty food.

Pandaman_57 years ago

Your picture says it all

Quicksilver9 years ago

Uh... Food already tastes like it should, m9.

JoeBob.12310 years ago

Oh my holy jesus why do people keep spamming that \\\\/

Urmybitch8 years ago

Just sell playboy before u take any actions

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