Will You Press The Button?

Goldblaze_SK 10 years ago

But if brussel sprouts taste like a negative 2 per say, -2 x 2 is -4

Yukitai 5 years ago

If a food tastes bad, then clearly it was prepared wrong. In other words, cook it right and with the right ingredients, it'll taste good. (I mean, that"s what steak dishes do, use ingredients and prep work that'll make steak taste better. Just do that but with Brussel Sprouts as the base)

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TheNerdyVillager 11 years ago

Holy shit, I can't shit!

Yukitai 5 years ago

No sh*t Sherlock

QuantumVATS 10 years ago

Permanent constipation would eventually kill me soooo nah.

Anonumous 9 years ago

Constipation isnt so bad I"ve been constipated before just coz u take a lot of time in the bathroom and make it stink really bad, constipation isnt so bad. :)

Lesley_Zore 6 years ago

Yes you can reply to yourself.

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Shay Lee 13 years ago

WAIT DOESN'T THAT MAKE SHIT TASTE AWESOME THEN

yuyuyuyuyuy 5 years ago

mãe puta

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DeTixConnor 9 years ago

The only problem with that is if you keep your constipation for too long you'll die... So it"s basically saying everything will taste twice as good to you but you'll have horrible pain for a long time in your bowel areas and you will also eventually die... That"s the actual dilemma.

LCrayon 10 years ago

So only my taste buds change??

Teagan Stewart 13 years ago

at least the prune juice would taste better...

TheWolf27 10 years ago

This is basically a metaphor

ALWAYS DOWNSIDES 12 years ago

YEAH

theonionmints 11 years ago

Constipation tables...duh

Gh0st_bOi 2 years ago

buy everything for my "family" and use it

Captain_Deadpool 9 years ago

Oh so you mean normal life but better fuck yeah I press that button!!!

Fat Greta 11 years ago

Food is already my bae, why would I want to be constipated and eat toilet?

Pokemonblast65 9 years ago

no downside because Im constipated 23 hours a day because I literally shit bricks

Tman105 11 years ago

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Someoddstuff1 6 years ago

Being full of shit hurts bad and also you would piss all the time so i dont fucking know

BranHam 11 years ago

No because I know constipation hurts

Hhhtthv 9 years ago

😲

Spiderp 10 years ago

Fuck that shit. wordplay intended.

homestuckTrash 12 years ago

as i say "smooth move exlax" because its taaaastey

PacmanLeafMaster 11 years ago

This one is amazing

meatloave 2 years ago

A steady supply of state of the art poop-loosener will take care of some of that

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

Fun fact: constipation causes hemorrhoids. Funner fact: hemorrhoids aren't limited to old people. Funnest fact: hemorrhoids make your ass bleed whenever you shit. And not just a little either. Im talking blood dripping from your anus. Oh yeah, and it hurts like hell. Have fun with your tasty food.

Pandaman_5 8 years ago

Your picture says it all

Quicksilver 11 years ago

Uh... Food already tastes like it should, m9.

Urmybitch 9 years ago

Just sell playboy before u take any actions

JoeBob.123 11 years ago

Oh my holy jesus why do people keep spamming that \\\\/

Grampa 10 years ago

Can i eat beans twist good ohh that is nice

Alex Mazella 13 years ago

but you can eat on da toilet!!!!!

broyo2013 5 years ago

constipation does not feel bad

WulfJakal 11 years ago

why not?

C7_Aerospace 9 years ago

i hate constipate because i will sit on the toilet for a very very long time :(

PC Mustard Rice 11 years ago

im the kind of person that weirdly LIKES being constipated...

hellagay 12 years ago

I dont like to eat

LucaArdelean 10 years ago

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sunkyyts 8 months ago

absolute diabolical

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Stupid question no!

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago

NOPE I DONT WANT TO BE CONSTIPATED

justmerc 8 years ago

The 29% are the lucky few who have forgotten or yet to experience the horrors of acute bowel problems

Ananymoos 11 years ago

So a dick or tits would taste twice as better?

Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago

you dont have to eat the thing its the taste liny

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Lilgizzy 10 years ago

Well if you hate prune juice it will taste decent so you just drink that duh

StillCisTho 5 years ago

Jokes on you, all foods already taste delicious to me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Except for almonds and other kinds of nuts)

Madirishgrl 11 years ago

First of all already stuck with constipation for life, second love prunes and prune juice. Oh PLZ work

cool_guy168 11 years ago

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jackzmc 11 years ago

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UnaiGamer 11 years ago

Im costipated and i haven`t got any problema so

delliselled 8 years ago

Kid: but I don't WANNA GO POTTY!!!!! Mom: have I told you about the man who didnt go potty and ended up underground, never coming back up again?

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

I"d die because the poop would solidify inside me

fallout4hype 11 years ago

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drstrange 10 years ago

Ow I'm do constipated

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