You will be hired at your dream job tomorrow and be paid generously.
but
You decide not to press the button.
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
oh shit we got a paradox

OML_trash 10 years ago
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WUT TO DO *SMASHES BUTTON*

BOSs48 2 years ago
Perfect for reply. XD
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Anthropomorphic-Arwing last year
So... nothing happens??

TearinFall 11 years ago
This hurts my head...

TJWTHEDUDE 5 years ago
Same. I don’t understand it.
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TheDoom119 9 years ago
Why not "push" instead of "press"?

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here 9 years ago
Simple way around this, if you "accidently" drop a rock on the button, it was not technically pressed but nearly smashed

basic 10 years ago
This made me question my existence..

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
You need to watch more Rick and Morty if this measly paradox made yoy question your existance.
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Aabiigaiill 9 years ago
It doesn’t say what button Because technical the No is a button too

Zora link 11 years ago
Tell your friend to press the button

Michael Archer 13 years ago
paradox!

RickSanjezC-137 9 years ago
STOP COMMENTING IN 1969
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buffalowing 10 years ago
Don't care . Shiny button.

AresTheGodOfWar 10 years ago
he didn't say which button could be staple's easy button

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
That was easy.

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

SuperButtonPresser110 9 years ago
Shut up

LazyDK87 10 years ago
I will punch the button then...

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
I don’t give a a shit because we can’t time travel

MuuToo 10 years ago
Hhhmm. Quite the dilemma indeed.

Babo Dragon 8 years ago
Break the Stanley Parable

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Wat?

Orkazzz 8 years ago
WHY DO I NOT DECIDE TO PRESS THIS BUTTON!! I NEED TO

Mike9090 8 years ago
The creator probably didn't know that the upside and downside go in effect after the button got pressed if it were to work. So I don't have to press again.

Christiana Archer 13 years ago
Well, then... *PRESS*

VanillaShake01 8 years ago
This is just too easy

Dokukage 10 years ago
Bad choices are bad. People must not think before writing these.

pithany900 11 years ago
'I will not' So I willl X)

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

The Button Presser 11 years ago
Shut up consciousness I can do what I want!

adam1020 10 years ago
wheres the downside? DREAM JOB BE A DEVIL AND DESTROY EARTH AND THEN TAKE OVER THE WHOLE GALAXY (with a breathing tube because you could die without air in outer space)

lizardbarf127 11 years ago
NO PARADOXES

HoldOnToYourBullpups 11 years ago
but...i DID press the button? soooo now what?

Elpoyoman48 7 years ago
I decided I won't press it but instead slam the button so hard people will fear my power

Foxythepirate 11 years ago
I already pressed the button so wtf.

MYAHALLIHANStudent 9 years ago
CANT TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO! *slams the button down*

Radziecki 10 years ago
Technically I haven't pressed the button... but I did... and technically I'm not working there. but I do...so I don't have to go there because I'm not officialy hired... Getting paid for staying in home and doing jack shit, gihi.

sara_the_cat1 12 years ago
clever, very clever.

abcx 10 years ago
I will be angry for a short moment, because I pressed the button, but then I will be fine.

GetInTheDarkTank 11 years ago
I pressed the button LOL! Umm... did I misunderstand this dilemma?

ChloeStanford 9 years ago
Paradox

Jessica Dean 13 years ago
Buttonception

AthenaGirl3 9 years ago
What?

Theomars 11 years ago
F.uck with my mind?

will-you-button-2 9 years ago
what????!!!

jfb1337 11 years ago
paradox... I just pressed.

Lubomir Kotov 13 years ago
wat

TheMaydayMan 4 years ago
how did this button get verified

TheLegend29 10 years ago
Then how the fuck i pressed the button !!!! 😱

Tyren 11 years ago
HOW DO I WIN!?

alexriveraced 8 years ago
I decided to press it, so suck on that

Outcast Angel 10 years ago
I hate you (-)_(-)

coindog 11 years ago
OMG WTF? PARADOX!!!

MrBurke6000 6 years ago
wait what

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago
paradox are cool
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