You know everything there is to know about the universe
but
You can only speak in metaphors.
I will not

AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago
Like the oracle of delphi!

UnfunnyNuggies last year
That's a simile

Mammot 3 years ago
reddit

Unyx22 2 years ago
reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago
For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain 2 years ago
The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense
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William Malay 13 years ago
Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70
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Platonic 5 years ago
You never said write in metaphors...

achmedalracka 11 years ago
With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing 2 years ago
Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit 12 years ago
Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem 10 years ago
I'm off to write a prophecy

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon 13 years ago
metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf 7 years ago
@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich
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Recharted 11 years ago
the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton 10 years ago
Ok I need some chocolate for that

shotfire7 8 years ago
Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever 9 years ago
So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley 9 years ago
Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l 11 years ago
Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin 13 years ago
I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox 10 years ago
If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess 13 years ago
Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
i think you forgot to say singing
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Thomas Gunn 13 years ago
You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
White*
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Matthew Mountain 13 years ago
I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii 13 years ago
Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

MrDarkboy2010 11 years ago
I am to metaphores as The joker is to being insane! I will take to this like a fish to water!

Legolover42 9 years ago
Already me

ImTheMango 11 years ago
Not woth it

Migdin1 10 years ago
Cookies = Life

lukaoneechan 11 years ago
i hate metaphors 😞

rarinstraw1195 12 years ago
Well this wont be tough, i'll just write.

Lavaninja6000 11 years ago
It's fun to confuse people

AdmiralTrainstorm 8 years ago
I"d be so fucking stereotypical.

acqbmn 10 years ago
Eu escrevo

Shadowfires 9 years ago
Um, no. Life would become so frustrating if I knew all that and no one else did. Besides, there are probably some stuff I’m better off not knowing. I might even get driven insane

creeperxplder 11 years ago
So, whats the downside?

Luminosity 2 years ago
I am the genesis-

Ynan 11 years ago
its a fridge in England

Gredias 11 years ago
Hell yeah, I'll become Iroh

JackWagon885 5 years ago
I'll have the knowledge to not speak in metaphors!

Bellaisheremate 11 years ago
I'm not Augstus Waters okay?

Bytes19 10 years ago
Yoda I will be!

ATer 7 years ago
Oracle of Delphi weeeeh

Jason Stahnke 13 years ago
Romance game=Hella rad

ShakespeareanQuotes 10 years ago
I basically already do that... XD plus it never said you could only write in metaphors, and there's also such thing as text-to-speech.

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
Yoda pushed that button :D

Nyna-chan 10 years ago
There's too many things we don´t and won't know about the universe...

666ge6 3 months ago
Okay, maybe this will even make more people accept it.

Hemmo100 11 years ago
I will create mind-scanning device whatever that turns my thoughts into speech.

Iamslowlyfollingyou 3 years ago
Perhaps this truly is like the apple falling on newtons head

SEKK22 11 years ago
I already talk in metaphors when the moon speaks to me. Oh wait that was personification LOL

Belphegor 9 years ago
I love confusing the hell out of people.

Senseless 11 years ago
Wouldn't this be boring?

EpicFail 10 years ago
I am wise, am I not?

SantisGaming 5 years ago
What is mewafor

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
To quote someone else on here, “Metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I’m making one now.” -@Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon
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