You know everything there is to know about the universe
but
You can only speak in metaphors.
I will not


AlastorBroadcasts9 months ago
Like the oracle of delphi!

Unyx2211 months ago
reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

Mammotlast year
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TheRadiantDehd9 years ago
For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain5 months ago
The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense
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Platonic4 years ago
You never said write in metaphors...

William Malay12 years ago
Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70
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achmedalracka9 years ago
With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing6 months ago
Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit10 years ago
Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem8 years ago
I'm off to write a prophecy

Recharted9 years ago
the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton9 years ago
Ok I need some chocolate for that

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon12 years ago
metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf6 years ago
@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich
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shotfire77 years ago
Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever7 years ago
So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley7 years ago
Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l10 years ago
Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin12 years ago
I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox8 years ago
If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess12 years ago
Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
i think you forgot to say singing
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Thomas Gunn12 years ago
You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
White*
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Matthew Mountain12 years ago
I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii12 years ago
Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

Valeria Meza Chavez12 years ago
no thanks...

ACRightwing9 years ago
To push this button is to bring the dragon of the east to the people of the west, dressed as a ham sandwich. Because metaphors are confusing sometimes.

best will you press the button player9 years ago
yoda I become

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
Only speak in metaphor? I geuss I'll just text people because it doesn't count as speak

Abiiba9 years ago
Downside?

badamse10 years ago
lolz

INstam87 years ago
the moosic is like a gayyy

Valerie Dunn12 years ago
but soft, what light through yonder window breaks? tis the east, and Juliet is the sun.

Big Cheese10 years ago
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lukaza128 years ago
as a wise man once said: i really like this cake

bagle759 years ago
who the fuck cares

Connorrrrr8 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/403383/stats

forwhateverreason9 years ago
Chill hazel grace

ButtonpPresser4 years ago
So i spread wisdom in Jesus" way

tb0ne89410 years ago
i dont want to know everything, the more you know the more life sucks

Kyler Kathan12 years ago
Speaking would be a breeze.

mgapope9 years ago
Can I do similies too?

vert3438 years ago
THE SHOTGUN IS YOUR FRIEND! THE ZOMBIES ARE PROBLEMS! Sounds good to me

Antichristlast year
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snivy6419 years ago
i dont give a god damm if im telling anyone

BraTheus10 years ago
♟□♕♕♙ ♚♧©®

spartan20299 years ago
dose this make me yoda now XD

Laniakea.last year
什么纳西妲行为

karljump2210 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE AT ALL BRUH 😎

Hermaeus_Mora8 years ago
KNOWLEDGE

DioFromJoJo5 years ago
They say od you know less you live more

Hazzary45311 years ago
I know just what metaphors will convey my message

blankscript9 years ago
#lifegoals

DarkHeart9 years ago
I LOVE SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...[Show full comment]

smith99999999 years ago
I SHALL SOUND WISE ASF

realpackiewolf10 years ago
I pressed no, but that means I don't know, just this time, so good?
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