Will You Press The Button?

Mammot4 months ago

Platonic3 years ago

You never said write in metaphors...

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Panifex6 years ago

This comment doesn't make sense

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William Malay11 years ago

Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug275 years ago

Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70

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silentrequiem7 years ago

I'm off to write a prophecy

KingFruit9 years ago

Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

Recharted8 years ago

the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton8 years ago

Ok I need some chocolate for that

achmedalracka8 years ago

With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

shotfire76 years ago

Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever6 years ago

So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley6 years ago

Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon11 years ago

metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf5 years ago

@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich

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l Kraken l9 years ago

Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin11 years ago

I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox7 years ago

If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess11 years ago

Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

i think you forgot to say singing

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Thomas Gunn11 years ago

You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

White*

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Matthew Mountain11 years ago

I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii11 years ago

Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

realpackiewolf9 years ago

I pressed no, but that means I don't know, just this time, so good?

TheSonicScrewdriver6 years ago

Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, you mean?😉

Taylor Thomas11 years ago

Where is the downside?

smith99999998 years ago

I SHALL SOUND WISE ASF

HunterofArtemis7 years ago

Why talk when you can write/type

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

im the cheshire cat.*dissipates in smoke*

demonamber19 years ago

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DoubleGulpCup3 years ago

I have to *speak* in metaphors

yodude9 years ago

i think its wrong for it to be metaphor i think phoetic

Connorrrrr7 years ago

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Pringles86 years ago

YES I CAN BE THE EVEN MORE ANNOYING FRIEND (I am already the annoying friend)

Riley Myszewski11 years ago

Some things are best left unknown.

Katybug3698 years ago

You know everything so you know how to not use a metaphor when you want to talk duh

[email protected]9 years ago

I can still write

ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š8 years ago

So basically,Max Payne but more intelligent?

Desi9 years ago

I am now the Oracle we all hate.

ThisThatGuy6 years ago

So... Yoda

Roberh Sedes11 years ago

If I know everything, I know how to avoid metaphors. I'd even know how to become all powerful and shit.

Burge5 months ago

I’d be the joke of the world, hell yeah!

Loopiloop9 years ago

like jesus?

Demon19877 years ago

Yoda speak, I shall

djmario438 years ago

Menn man astenðŸš¹

My Random Corner8 years ago

I could annoy the shit out of people!!! fuck yes lol

dedirake3 years ago

i like speaking in metaphor

Iruze Retlaw10 years ago

Write.

I'm behind u...9 years ago

If I know everything, I know how to break this rule

braydenisswag8 years ago

nobody would know what your saying

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago

You"d become the best known poetry writer.

EmeraldDS8 years ago

Pshh sure. If they're too stupid to understand me, let them die from ignorance.

MagicTurtle9 years ago

So nothing will change... ;)

MaulCipher8 years ago

DAYUM SON. I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SHIIIIT

YouHrdKlm3 years ago

I don't think peaple understand that amaunt of knowlege: Human mind have capacity of 2.5 petabytes, it"s very huge, but not infinity. So you should go crazy after taking that knowlege in one moment. But ok, I still wouldn't push button because: what is pr...[Show full comment]

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