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minimegaman0906 months ago

something that gives me superpowers when it hits me (it won't hurt because i can make it have that property as well)

Cable3 months ago

Perfect!

Atomic1119 years ago

A small loan of a million dollars won't hurt

Tigslarlowducken7 years ago

Ultimate loophole: free WiFi You can't get hit in the groin with WiFi

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jkmc12058 years ago

No joke, someone actually made a product where you can wear a piece of equipment on your groin area, specifically made to make sure that you won't get hurt if something hits there. Seriously, you could shoot a bullet at it and you'll be absolutely fine.

CaptinGamer9 years ago

Have fun throwing the title of CEO of Amazon at me.

AsuraShun3 years ago

the biggest paper cut in history

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yummywetness9 years ago

Dicks lots of dicks

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

U learn something every day

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Assassith9 years ago

I choose the force!...oh wait no, No, NOOOOO!!!!

SomethingNotSpecial8 years ago

Didn't say I couldn't dodge out of the way.

AyyyLOL8 years ago

Who wants a wrecking ball?

Thjmze 9 years ago

Infinite dollars credit card made out of the softest thing in the multiverse won't hurt

TheHiddenDark8 years ago

Make it a debit card you fool.....

Icode18 years ago

giting hit by a pillow that gives me super powers ok

patrikcath9 years ago

So I want to get 100000 dollars in paper money, nice pillow

Jack Crawford12 years ago

the worlds most amazingly soft pillow, ever

Tigslarlowducken7 years ago

Put the object in the pillow while simultaneously wearing one of those groin-protection pads

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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

A soul ?

Z0m41e7 years ago

And so, he began to wonder: how badly can words hurt.

bowser28 years ago

speed intensifies

asome9 years ago

Softest object in the known/unknown universe at my chest. Deal with it.

JaplinJohn9 years ago

time to get me a suit of armor.. lets get this over with.

amir0020019 years ago

A billion dollar bill xDDDD

TofuDrxgon8 years ago

Darn. A unicorn kicking me in those places? Naw!

Angel-that-one-kid6 years ago

Air... I'll have air thrown at me

Canesminior9 years ago

Dollars wouldn't hurt a lot.

Jibanyan9 years ago

Will a watch hurt? All I really want is a pet dinosaur that was not hit in my chest.

jkmc12058 years ago

Is that a Yo-Kai Watch reference?

HavingAPanicAttackRN7 years ago

I just want a friend...

SirMuffins4 years ago

*friend gets thrown at you at high speeds* Splat.

Nenu8 years ago

But I want a Jumin bodypillow case.. xD

Hyperhitman8 years ago

A immortality pillow

Creative_Name8 years ago

Money in cash and the world"s softest pillow

CxRxT8 years ago

Money hurts

Grace-Jordan Rennolds12 years ago

first objesct: giant pillow. second object: armor. third object: whateveri want fourth object: profit?

asome9 years ago

Lol profit :-)

Theonlyonesam8 years ago

A check of 1 billion dollars even if thrown at maximum velocity (before breaking point from friction) can't cut deep enough to kill so just ask for that or the ownership of the world

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Ownership of the world isn't an item

Guizai8 years ago

a hidrogen bomb

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Spell the word "hydrogen"

Flameice2 8 years ago

What a bout a death note. Cab I do that?

Noah Hestetune12 years ago

a lightsaber at highspeeds will prob hurt

freepornsupplier20033 years ago

Not if it’s fucking plastic lmfao

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Alex Minzat12 years ago

I don't think getting hit with an "Infinite Dollars Credit Card (That you don't actually have to pay anything before and after)" made of plastic would hurt.

TheHiddenDark8 years ago

Debit card..... Infinite dollars credit card would mean you could "borrow" a infinite amount, but the card company will still want what you borrowed....

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Brandon Vitorino12 years ago

parts for computers wrapped in bubble wrap that never break and are better than all the computer parts for 50+ years

TheBanditCactus8 years ago

I would like a ninja sword that is made out of pillow stuffing

coolgeb555man9 years ago

if I wished for a sword?

Love Dva8 years ago

Well i guess a immortal pitbull into my chesticles might hurt but yolo

rosadogger9 years ago

I only want andy beall and money :]

TheMagicPotato476 years ago

Just ask for a guard/protection. Gotta love loopholes

night reaper9 years ago

poooooooooooop

Renee Cooperider12 years ago

I want an iPhone, and I've gotten hit with a rock before at high speeds and I'm okay so I'll be fine. Wait, but then getting hit with a TARDIS would hurt-

Common prick9 years ago

I wanted a Koenigsegg

bobtheperson9 years ago

Tigslarlowducken7 years ago

WiFi

Magnus Blindheim12 years ago

JELLY!!

rkorko9 years ago

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buttmuncher7 years ago

wait you never defined intense so intense is like 5mph to an ant

chugging pepto9 years ago

A hamburger wrapped in pillows

Sefirosu200x8 years ago

Well shit that would probably break the Subutex into dust and make it impossible to take. Maybe a bottle full of them?

Asphodel9 years ago

200, 000, 000, 000 dollar bills, specifically, and given individually.

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