You are invincible
but
Everything you touch dies
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
mario wrote this

FormalEnderman10 last year
Yup.

Xx_SlOtS_MaNiAc_69_xX 3 years ago
time to solve the cuban missile crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nithan9000 11 years ago
*Puts on gloves* (And btw, gloves are not a life force, so it can't die, ya bakas)

daevik28 5 years ago
and btw they didint say which it could be like dust fkying away when to touch it
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runegod27 12 years ago
HIGH FIVE OBAMA!

RavenChan 9 years ago
No no no. You gotta think bigger. High five trump.
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Magicalgirlkayla 11 years ago
Ok, who stole the star from Mario?

LuLu Rebol 13 years ago
wait you could just wear gloves everyday

Gravityfallsfan 3 years ago
I’m inanimate objects can’t die
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vinne329 10 years ago
joins the army

JustKiddingButSeriously 9 years ago
The ultimate soldier

Danielisme123 10 years ago
incibility is bad u don't die life would get boring after millions and millions and billions and trillions and quadrillions of years

Traptdemon 5 years ago
Its not immortality its invincible meaning you cannot die by conventional means except old age
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Connar Williams 13 years ago
Everything you touch dies either way, eventually. Didn't say when they die.

daevik28 5 years ago
bruh why do ppl do dis bc they said dies they mean every second idiot
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Zombiebrofist 10 years ago
Come at me now bullies!!!!!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Right on man!

Undertale<3 11 years ago
Everything you touch, oh it dies~

RavenChan 9 years ago
Excellent question, JohnDoe2089. I imagine it creates a paradox that ultimately kills everything.
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Dragonflashfire 8 years ago
You never touch anything at all, there is less than an atoms width between you and everything else at all times.

PapaJohn 8 years ago
Thank God,someone gets it, ;) ....lemme give you a kiss in the face homie

WorkTeam 9 years ago
HAND-SHAKE DONALD TRUMP!!!

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
you never TECHNICALLY touch anything (thx vsauce video)

Verdega 9 years ago
WHAT HAPPENS IF I MASTURBATE

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Zeref, anyone?

mrcleggjr 9 years ago
Wear a hazmat suit

BlayneEvanWalker 9 years ago
Zeref anyone??

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Natsu is E.N.D.

Catt2345 10 years ago
I feel like this has a Fairy Tail reference... Zeref anyone? X3

BlayneEvanWalker 9 years ago
Oh my god YES

a_pinecone69420 10 years ago
what if u masturbate. PARADOX

luckylucky 10 years ago
I know right

SilverTotodile 11 years ago
IT'SA ME, MARIO!

Dillon Daniel 11 years ago
*Bumps into algebra teacher in the hallway* "OOOPSIE-DAISIE"

floricel_112 11 years ago
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHH

SynthIz 11 years ago
What if you touch yourself

Karrex 11 years ago
Than you create a hole in the matrix :)

AJ press 11 years ago
I'm kinda like rogue (the super hero)

Dietrich Henson 13 years ago
LOL KAY

E.t. Drouin 13 years ago
Puts on gloves

Ravenoux 9 years ago
For something to die it has to be alive first smh
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Lily Schumacher 13 years ago
So I become a Weeping Angel in a sense?

DoctorDonna 11 years ago
How is that in any way like a Weeping Angel?

Chemdog2006 8 years ago
Supernatural

mari_amor 11 years ago
so im not invincible because if i touch food the food die and i cant eat or drink something so i die fastly. resolution:im not invinvible anyway

densch 11 years ago
Basically Barragan Ruizenban

LeARoY_WaZcoW 9 years ago
I feel bad for my condoms

Aatoshi 11 years ago
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dylanxwillett 10 years ago
Even the walls?

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
Well, there's a theory that nothing ever touches on the atomic level, so let's hope that's true.

koolkid79262 10 years ago
one touch man

Dangerdjg 10 years ago
No downside

Astro Dime 12 years ago
//saves fluffy kitten stuck in a tree and the kitten deflates and disintegrates into dust "I'm gonna keep this lil gu- OH SWEET JESUS GOD I'M SO SORRY BABY ANGEL I FORGOT OH NO!!!" //dissolves into tears and falls to alcoholism

TeaVee 2 years ago
Hehehe~ I am become death, destroyer of worlds-!

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊 11 years ago
Rogue or the sponge guy from spongebob squarepants

Panifex 9 years ago
What if you touch yourself? An infinite power against an unstoppable force?

lee-ann 11 years ago
You are the grim reaper

Donutsu 6 years ago
Badass gloves, and long sleeved shirts, no shorts, slap anyone who tries to touch your face

DarkWolfLord 11 years ago
Yeeeees button being pressed so stay away from me or die

i would 11 years ago
There is no LIFE

oPhantom 10 years ago
With your hands or your body because that means the earth would break before your feet

Babagaming 9 years ago
What happens if you touch yourself tho?

Magnumis 11 years ago
Deathtouch!!!!

Francis Guillemette 13 years ago
It will be like in the skittle commercial
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