Will You Press The Button?

You are invincible

but

Everything you touch dies

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minimegaman0906 months ago

mario wrote this

Xx_SlOtS_MaNiAc_69_xXlast year

time to solve the cuban missile crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nithan90009 years ago

*Puts on gloves* (And btw, gloves are not a life force, so it can't die, ya bakas)

daevik284 years ago

and btw they didint say which it could be like dust fkying away when to touch it

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runegod2710 years ago

HIGH FIVE OBAMA!

RavenChan7 years ago

No no no. You gotta think bigger. High five trump.

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Magicalgirlkayla9 years ago

Ok, who stole the star from Mario?

vinne3299 years ago

joins the army

LuLu Rebol12 years ago

wait you could just wear gloves everyday

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

I’m inanimate objects can’t die

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JustKiddingButSeriously8 years ago

The ultimate soldier

Danielisme1239 years ago

incibility is bad u don't die life would get boring after millions and millions and billions and trillions and quadrillions of years

Traptdemon3 years ago

Its not immortality its invincible meaning you cannot die by conventional means except old age

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Zombiebrofist 9 years ago

Come at me now bullies!!!!!

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Right on man!

Undertale&lt;39 years ago

Everything you touch, oh it dies~

RavenChan7 years ago

Excellent question, JohnDoe2089. I imagine it creates a paradox that ultimately kills everything.

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Connar Williams12 years ago

Everything you touch dies either way, eventually. Didn't say when they die.

daevik284 years ago

bruh why do ppl do dis bc they said dies they mean every second idiot

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Dragonflashfire7 years ago

You never touch anything at all, there is less than an atoms width between you and everything else at all times.

PapaJohn7 years ago

Thank God,someone gets it, ;) ....lemme give you a kiss in the face homie

WorkTeam7 years ago

HAND-SHAKE DONALD TRUMP!!!

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

you never TECHNICALLY touch anything (thx vsauce video)

Verdega8 years ago

WHAT HAPPENS IF I MASTURBATE

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Zeref, anyone?

mrcleggjr8 years ago

Wear a hazmat suit

BlayneEvanWalker8 years ago

Zeref anyone??

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Natsu is E.N.D.

Catt23458 years ago

I feel like this has a Fairy Tail reference... Zeref anyone? X3

BlayneEvanWalker8 years ago

Oh my god YES

a_pinecone694209 years ago

what if u masturbate. PARADOX

luckylucky9 years ago

I know right

SilverTotodile9 years ago

IT'SA ME, MARIO!

Dillon Daniel9 years ago

*Bumps into algebra teacher in the hallway* "OOOPSIE-DAISIE"

floricel_1129 years ago

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHH

SynthIz9 years ago

What if you touch yourself

Karrex9 years ago

Than you create a hole in the matrix :)

AJ press9 years ago

I'm kinda like rogue (the super hero)

Dietrich Henson12 years ago

LOL KAY

E.t. Drouin12 years ago

Puts on gloves

Ravenoux7 years ago

For something to die it has to be alive first smh

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Lily Schumacher12 years ago

So I become a Weeping Angel in a sense?

DoctorDonna9 years ago

How is that in any way like a Weeping Angel?

MattyIce8 years ago

Just like Super Mario and it"s Star man power up.

BlazingE9 years ago

You cannot touch anything. It is scientifically impossible.

Drag_0nshy9 years ago

So mario and sonic power ups

August Boyer12 years ago

So you are Mario with a star

Kita-tokazi5 years ago

*inspired by Mario* lololololololololololololol

torgalore9 years ago

my dick

Jimmyjames I9 years ago

you know that means you cant have sex right?

AmazingMew9 years ago

Phone dies Charger dies House dies Ground dies Earth dies Were all dead

jj1448 years ago

So...it"s basically like having a infinite star power up forever

Heathin9 years ago

King Midas death edition

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

MY CATSSSS NOOOOO

Zacattac9 years ago

thin layer of plastic over whole body WINNING

SachiLal8 years ago

X-MEN!!!!!

Hetastuck Trash10 years ago

It doesn't say that it dies immediately.

Deeez_Nuts0079 years ago

Idgaf if anything dies just use gloves

Korosu_Mushroom9 years ago

Let it die let it die everything will die jk i has gluvs

Abdurraheem Raqib12 years ago

Touch all the idiots then myself.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

So basically, the invincibility star

HazzaPF8 years ago

I"d Want To Kiss My Future Wife Without Her Dying! I"d Want To Use My IPhone Without It Dying, SO NO!

JTminegamer9 years ago

so the super star from mario?

UtkuDxD5 years ago

Best assassin ever

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