You grow wings, and you can fly 3X times the speed you can run
but
They start out very weak, cannot support your weight, and you'll need new clothes to fit new body
I will not

Maharid 10 months ago
No sufficient data, what if they take 50 years to grow enought to make you fly?

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago
OH KNOW! YOU HAVE TO CUT HOLES IN YOUR SHIRT IN ORDER TO GAIN THE ABILITY TO FREAKING FLY?! WHAT SHALL WE DOOOOOOOOOOO?!

DaRealDaniel 9 years ago
or we can have swimming pants on and no shirt den i color me and den take fish den CAKAKKA I AM A BIRD FISH XD
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Firewall 2 years ago
no down side

kombatdragon488 11 years ago
I'll be the new state bird...

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
Usain Bolt should press this button

BrofistKittycat 10 years ago
So basically, just the first part. Sure!

Samuel M Evans 13 years ago
Steal fish from other birds and be like "CACAW"

vilkle 10 years ago
Rude...
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charavsfrisk 11 years ago
Boom ima help the creepy pastas then have a katana

TheDoctor4107 11 years ago
FLIGHT TRAINING MONTAGE!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
I NEED A HERO! HES GOT TO BE STRONG AND HES GOT TO BE READY TO FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! DOO DOO DOO DOOOO AHHH AHHH!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
you can grow metal gun wings and be a total badass even when you ARENT flying

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
TURN INTO A FIGHTER JET

TeamAwesomeness 7 years ago
Depends. Are they fairy wings?

MelonHamster 11 years ago
#PrettyAngelOutiftFTW I mean, just find a very skilled tailor

awesome 2275 11 years ago
I bet there's just that one fat guy just like "so I can finally go as fast as my friends can walk?"

KaylaStilinski 10 years ago
Me...

Madzk 9 years ago
Dude I want new clothes anyway this is awesome you can train and pretend to be a superhero and then go steal peoples food like a seagul

C 9 years ago
1. Learn how to sew 2. Undergo extensive speed training 3. sew costume 4. Wait for powers to reach full extent 5. Become world"s first real life superhero

Themauf 7 years ago
Birds can fly but they aren't superheroes

Cake Holder 13 years ago
Fuck clothes; I'm going topless

Plasmapea12312 8 years ago
What if ur a gurl
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EvanMcgraw 9 years ago
It says that the wings start out small. So we can assume that they grow stronger and larger over time

vicatoren 9 years ago
I have nothing againts a good workout

TimeGoat 9 years ago
I'll just wait until they"re stronger and watch tv or something

ATSLoopholes 10 years ago
Wait idea flight lessons

Themauf 7 years ago
From who?

ATSLoopholes 10 years ago
Can't think of a loophole. Sorry guys..

ASKgamer1 10 years ago
Don't fly for a while. Fly when you"re good to go.

RazorSB 10 years ago
Fold your wings idiots

Glenn_the_dragoon 10 years ago
I see no downside. I mean natural wings are awesome and it makes sense for them to start off weak especially if you get that kind of flying speed.

Timelypat 10 years ago
They "start out" very weak. Meaning they get stronger over time.

kurisu7885 10 years ago
They start out very weak, meaning they get stronger.

Kri.oxy 10 years ago
They start out, so that means they get stronger right?

razorsimon 10 years ago
um ok but then i can still fly and i can be angle from xmen

Floofula 10 years ago
i'm game ;)

Fallon758 10 years ago
Not much of a downside, really.

Rayomax33 10 years ago
Perfect, now I just need a sword and my dream came true

CCthecat 11 years ago
Yay wings!!!...wait a minute, what abput hoodies...OH YEAH! What about u grow wings that appear and disappear at ur own choosing?! U only need to cut SOME clothes for that!!

Ethan Schroeder 13 years ago
I'd have dragon's wings.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
Why stop there? FULL DRAGON BODY!!!

ilsildur10 11 years ago
#error 303 didn't find downside

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 3 years ago
so like Maximum Ride? MINE

NotKingD 11 years ago
i just dont want wings lol

Ultralord1400 9 years ago
1. Train 2. Be Patient 3. Get a Tailor

Galhaar 12 years ago
Hummingbird wings FTW.

markinator14 6 years ago
how do you "fly 3 times faster than you run" but "they start out very weak"? do you just get tired when you fly?

Notlogic 11 years ago
Patience...

Samantha Peters 13 years ago
I AM SCOOTALOO

pandakittyisawesome 11 years ago
Yay I can become a superhero over time!

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
Johney Gat's purple wings

OUTSMARTER 8 years ago
I dont run soooo... 0x3=0...

Slider4569 11 years ago
New clothing would be cool but then I'd have to train

Ykerem 11 years ago
IMMA GROW DRAGON WINGS

Mary_Nine 9 years ago
It"s like a dream come true, of effing course i wanna have wings!

GreenleafElf 12 years ago
No pain, no gain. There is no downside here.

DreamTheW0lf 10 years ago
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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